pub roleplay thread

Fucking lol, yeah shes dead, 1-36 knows this right.

  On 9/25/2009 at 7:33 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Fucking lol, yeah shes dead, 1-36 knows this right.

Yeah, man! She was still warm three hours later! Right, 'george?

Yeah man, bitch had hot blood, tell ya that.

Oh, no! Drunken confessions! I do so hope the constable won't appear of a sudden and overhear our terrible tale!

Don't worry if he wanders in here he'll be leaving in blackout, he won't know cunt from dick, arms from legs and you from me.

Oh wait

don't talk aboot me

You're the constable? But you've been selling us crack.

dirty cop

and the coke was laced with teh PCP. You'll feel it in a sec haha...

Yeah it's hittin me, thanks actually I needed this.

Teh PCP is goot for da soulllllllll

  On 9/25/2009 at 7:40 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Don't worry if he wanders in here he'll be leaving in blackout, he won't know cunt from dick, arms from legs and you from me.

 

Oh wait

"Oh wait" what? This is the hottest thing I've seen in this thread.

Where my hoes at?

  On 9/28/2009 at 3:42 PM, impakt said:

Where my hoes at?

A pedobear? Is the constable underage, too?

:immense turn-off:

  On 9/28/2009 at 3:40 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 9/25/2009 at 7:40 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Don't worry if he wanders in here he'll be leaving in blackout, he won't know cunt from dick, arms from legs and you from me.

 

Oh wait

"Oh wait" what? This is the hottest thing I've seen in this thread.

Yeah it's pretty hot.

We stopped serving drinks in here a while ago, I wonder what happenned?

I was taking bottles out back to the freezing bums in the dumpster, and we ran out.

*rolls dice*

Aw, yeah! All our booze is back, and the bums are frozen to death in the dumpster, so I don't have to feel bad anymore!

DRINKS FOR ANYBODY! They're on me, and lucky for me, they're free!

*rolls dice*

Damn, my food handler's card expired, anybody got ten bucks so's I can retake the test?

  On 3/29/2010 at 8:38 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

*rolls dice*

 

Damn, my food handler's card expired, anybody got ten bucks so's I can retake the test?

Sure man, you can pay me back when your thread gets some real answers about the nipple piercings.

Anyway for now have a flaming Zambuca on me and this fleshlight I found in the hand of some frozen bum in the dumpster.

  On 3/29/2010 at 8:41 AM, abusivegeorge said:

Sure man, you can pay me back when your thread gets some real answers about the nipple piercings.

 

Anyway for now have a flaming Zambuca on me and this fleshlight I found in the hand of some frozen bum in the dumpster.

Um, I would leave that fleshlight. Seriously.

It's kool man, I leant it him :)

  On 3/29/2010 at 9:55 AM, abusivegeorge said:

It's kool man, I leant it him :)

And he to me. Seriously, leave it.

Lmao

(pretend those are ice waters with ice)

do you have kwak on tap? will you serve it in a kwak glass?

  On 3/29/2010 at 3:15 PM, ezkerraldean said:

do you have kwak on tap? will you serve it in a kwak glass?

*stops dancing, crosses arms*

Also, because of this thread, I was forced to answer my wife the question, "What is a fleshlight?", only to be greeted with tears and gasps of horror.