pub roleplay thread

SOCCER

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  abusivegeorge said:

lol, I fucked his mum.

wait, that pic IS my mum!

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So I fucked your Grandmother then?

Last orders its fucking Sunday *ding ding*.

i'll have a litre of buckfast with a gram of ket in it in a beer stein, please

We ran out of ket his afternoon, autopilot took the lot.

*kicks autopilot's limp, twitching, k-holed carcass*

lol, i didn't see him there.

  beatfanatic said:

  OneToThirtySix said:

  beatfanatic said:

*still waiting with pants around the ankle*

 

*rolls dice*

 

 

Oh, right, your whore spontaneously combusted right outside the bar.

 

Your chances of getting laid tonight decrease by . . . wait, what's your sign?

 

 

 

you better not come too close to me because i will pretty much fuck anything thats moving

 

*follows a random patron to the washroom*

 

Pisces

*steps across the room and shouts back*

BIRTHDAY IN MARCH, THEN?!

*rolls dice*

THE PATRON YOU FOLLOWED INTO THE BATHROOM IS A SERIAL RAPIST, SO YOU GET LUCKY THIS TIME!!

  abusivegeorge said:

We ran out of ket his afternoon, autopilot took the lot.

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I had to do all that K to make European Soccer interesting. Apparently that's all you guys show in the pubs over here.

SOCCER CUNT RAGELFIPS AUTOPILOT STOPPIT JIB HELP FUCK.

  autopilot said:

I had to do all that K to make European Soccer interesting. Apparently that's all you guys show in the pubs over here.

I take this statement to mean "K" isn't a cereal.

*orders ice water with ice*

*orders Heat with Night, ducks for cover*

So is idrn still on crutches?

He can't be!  I still have to congratulate him for making a nonsensical thread that managed to stay out of the Nonsense/Crap dungeon!

*pours out a 40 for all the sloths*

*buys Stoppit a drink*

it's a sad day man.

amen brother

we need something to lift our spirits

*puts the Ghostbusters theme on the jukebox*

oH MAN, we gotta boogy on down to this.

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

*orders a cranberry juice*

yeap

  sinicalypse said:

yeap

you see that guy !@ he's about 35% along the path to finally coming to grips with teh fact that he can only socialize on watmm, and approximately 15% along the path to finally coming to grips with teh fact that he can only be ahh fuck it .

  beatfanatic said:

  sinicalypse said:

yeap

 

you see that guy !@ he's about 35% along the path to finally coming to grips with teh fact that he can only socialize on watmm, and approximately 15% along the path to finally coming to grips with teh fact that he can only be ahh fuck it .

back away from the jock, kind sir, please move on there is nothing to see here