pub roleplay thread

*requests chink*

*Rings Thai brides*

*stumbles in, falls on face*

*steals pudding*

to your very good health, gentlemen

  Stoppit said:

to your very good health, gentlemen

Are you mocking me? Lol

TWO FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW MAN.

lol sorry george

*considers going to bed before making another faux pas*

I think me and copy are off to bed ourselves to be honest.

abusives gone to bed, im not.

No I'm not, we both lied.

but you didn't lie down

No caps from Luke = very dissapointed.

I drank wheat beer tonight, and put streets of rage on the jukebox. This has been a pretty awesome real/internet night. Sleep now but not before a nightcap, gentlemen start your tumblers.

lol Luke, I did lie but not sleep!

*wakes up*

*orders a pint of stella for dinner*

*orders Molotov cocktail*

make that two

*tosses drinks to customers*

give me a bourbon

neat.

and top the glass off

fag

* decapitates one armed customer for the fuck of it*

*pays for Fred's bourbon*

*orders a maple leaf*

WE'LL HAVE NO SAVAGERY IN HERE.

*rolls dice*

abusivegeorge's anti-Rage spell fails, chance of abusivegeorge going apeshit and destroying the bar increases 70%.

FUCK THIS BAR *DESTROYS BAR*.

*leaps behind bar. gets three bottles of bourbon. tosses one to valezquez, breaks one over head, and downs the other one in a single motion*

*pulls out massive knife from back of pants*

CMON FUCKIN CUNT WHAT THE CUNT FUCK CUNT!!!!

*is ready for whatever*

*rolls dice*

FRED ENJOYS A NICE PINT OF LAGER

ABUSIVEGEORGE SHAKES HIS HAND AND HAS A PLEASANT CONVERSATION WITH HIM

IAIN C SUFFERS 20 DAMAGE AND DIES