pub roleplay thread

* buys weed a pint of guiness*

im on the vodka now - lol no beer plz <3

*packs massive bowl for everyone*

*puts some hash on top*

beneboi, you down? or would u prefer a blunt?

i dont do drugs weed , u are on ur own with the hash

can u order me a vodka cran?

vodka cranberry plz - and make that kettle one please.

no cheap shit this time.

we need more drinking buddies

who gives a fuck - more kettle for you and i.

lol

*turns on funkee autechre*

*puts on hat*

*gets down*

(doesnt care whos there or whos watching)

boom boom booom the music is amazing

*drinks*

*follows essines to the pub*

ouch ouch ouch

lol

this reminds me of the latest radiohead concert i went to

it was 1 hour before they went on and they were playng music while they set up and they turned on foil - i was already rolling and i got up and danced on the stairs and that was the best part of the night - i didnt give a fuck who was watching

how does this thread remind you of that

no more drinks for you weed

Who let these wankers in?

autopilot recovers thread

*orders cranberry juice*

*orders cranberry juice*

*orders cranberry juice*

Guys...

...we're out of cranberry juice...

Damn, it doesn't look like cranberry juice at all . . . 

*feels entitled to a goddam cranberry juice, being a regular and all*

*rolls dice*

FRED GETS A NAPKIN COVERED IN CRUSHED ICE

I'm off to Tesco's, I think Tauboo's cheese supplies have run out.

I'll pick up some cranberry juice while I'm there.

anyone got a Tesco clubcard?

*hands Stoppit tesco club card*

thanks, beatfanatic...anyone want anything else while I'm out?