keltoi Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 oo oo i'm an ingrown pube look at me creating a red swollen infection Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I cast lightning bolt on you. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980638 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Can I get a glass of water? I think I'm choking on a cockle Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980641 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) *strolls behind bar, pours self a cranberry juice* *feels like a regular* Edited March 16, 2009 by Fred McGriff Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Was around for a long time yeah, was also known as nekta round these parts. But in this pub, this sacred shrine to drinking and eating salty snacks, it does not matter what my name is. Free cockles are amazing, they cost shitloads in the shop down the road. Oh also pork scratchings, yes or no? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 fancy a game of pool nekta? heads or tails? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 *coughs up small plastic fork* ...that feels better Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980758 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Always heads. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ward Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 tails never fails, i'll break ohhh what a break, potter a red and yellow, think i'll go red. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980765 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idrn Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 pork scratchings - yes when properly mullerd. suspect seafood bought from a balding cockney - always. anyway, old girl served me a pint of mostly head. gonna right kick off, arrrrrr. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980773 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 WHO THE FUCK IS SERVING DODGY IN THIS PUB? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-980856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 That side of the table is rolling badly, that shot was always going in. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 ORCS STORM THROUGH THE DOOR *rolls dice* ABUSIVEGEORGE DIES Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 abusivegeorge said: WHO THE FUCK IS SERVING DODGY IN THIS PUB? Goddamit . . . *puts on apron* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981085 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 *puts drinks on bar for Capsaicin and autopilot* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I CAST IMBIBE LEVEL 3 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 autopilot said: I CAST IMBIBE LEVEL 3 No way in hell you rolled that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 *buys round for everyone* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: No way in hell you rolled that. UH.... *rolls three d20* I SPILL THE DRINK ALL OVER MY SHIRT AND PUKE ON THE BAR Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981306 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 *buys autopilot some water* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981307 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 autopilot said: UH.... *rolls three d20* I SPILL THE DRINK ALL OVER MY SHIRT AND PUKE ON THE BAR *nudges bowl of nuts autopilot's way* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 *pours water into bowl of salted nuts* *passes out* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981311 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 *puts penis in autopilot's mouth and takes a picture* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 *wakes up during insertion* *cracks open an eye to see if 1-36 notices* *pretends to still be asleep* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981316 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) *traces penis with Sharpie on autopilot's cheek* That'll learn you to soak nuts on my bar, you lightweight! No more free drinks from me! Edited March 17, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/11/#findComment-981349 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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