pub roleplay thread

FUCKING LOL

weird, i just had two stella but they were the big bottles... which is pointless, because they go flat. and that makes me SO ANGRY.

*beats self off to death*

i like Stella

STELLA!!!

*orders a stella*

*orders a Duvel*

...

*orders six more Duvels*

...

*wakes up on the surface of the moon*

*ORDERS A FUCKING DUVEL FROM THE MOON.

I'M FUCKING MOON-THIRSTY

YELLING TO YOU

FAR AWAY

MOON

*rolls dice*

IT'S A FULL MOON

*howls*

i just got off work

someone hand me a drink

*hands weed a pamphlet entitled "you're not even trying, are you?"*

  autopilot said:

*hands weed a pamphlet entitled "you're not even trying, are you?"*

HOW RUDE

*hands weed a pamplet entitled "DRINK"*

  autopilot said:

*hands weed a pamphlet entitled "you're not even trying, are you?"*

you do you care? you never cared about me in the first place, why care now?

why do u care*

thats what i ment to say..not you do you care lol

umm can we get back to drinking

*buys a round for everyone*

*rolls dice*

QUESTION DODGE LEVEL 5

pstff thats what i thought

*takes shot*

I don't care, but you don't either, and you're making quite public your nihilistic disregard for your own physical and mental health, increasingly so each day.

*takes shot*

*sits on barstool, watches autopilot and weed while subtly fondling head of penis through trousers*

*ask lumpernprol if he needs any help with the penis*

*takes a shot*

  autopilot said:

I don't care, but you don't either, and you're making quite public your nihilistic disregard for your own physical and mental health, increasingly so each day.

 

*takes shot*

at least i have a job

*shrugs*

i dont want to deal with you

*turns chair around*

helllooo lum lol

vapid exhibitionist

*pours autopilot a double*

just shut the fuck up already

i hate to say this. but i really enjoyed watmm before you came back.

now....you kind of ruin every thread for me.

thanks dude

*thumbs up*

ANYWAYS IM NOT GOING TO BICKER ANYMORE WITH YOU, WESLEY.

gets back to having fun*

*burns pub to the ground*

*stops you before you fucking do it*

god autopilot seriously get a life!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ON WATMM 24 HOURS A DAY!!

GO OUT OR SOMETHIGN