pub roleplay thread

  autopilot said:

Well...

 

I can't not prove I'm on the moon...

 

 

 

Fuck.

Hand over the dice.

*suffers the loss of 2 MESSAGEBOARD NON-SEQUITUR DICE from his INTANGIBLE STORAGE RECEPTICLE*

Okay, then.  Highest roll gets to be MC.

*rolls dice*

1, 2, 3, not it!

*still waiting with pants around the ankle*

piss

  beatfanatic said:

*still waiting with pants around the ankle*

*rolls dice*

Oh, right, your whore spontaneously combusted right outside the bar.

Your chances of getting laid tonight decrease by . . . wait, what's your sign?

*drowns sorrows and bag of kittens*

i found a kitty in one of my moving boxes

he was kind of orange lol

*cheers watmm*

i really love you guys

  OneToThirtySix said:

  beatfanatic said:

*still waiting with pants around the ankle*

 

*rolls dice*

 

 

Oh, right, your whore spontaneously combusted right outside the bar.

 

Your chances of getting laid tonight decrease by . . . wait, what's your sign?

 

 

you better not come too close to me because i will pretty much fuck anything thats moving

*follows a random patron to the washroom*

Pisces

  weed said:

i found a kitty in one of my moving boxes

 

he was kind of orange lol

 

 

*cheers watmm*

i really love you guys

yeah i fed the kitty some cheetos yesterday when i was drunk , that might explained the orange

hehe

FUCKING KITTYS

  abusivegeorge said:

FUCKING KITTYS

*boner faps*

bloody mary with bacon vodka please *suddenly realises it's the afternoon and i'm in the beer garden shrubbery, exits over wall*

lol

HOW IS THE PUB EMPTY ITS FUCKING SATURDAY NIGHT

*orders orange juice*

*gets up, leaves*

good more OJ for me

pub roleplay?

fucking glassed, the lot of ya.

You could have cleaned your face up first

That's how he goes out at night.

The birds all dig ow eez fookin ahd yeh?

lol, I fucked his mum.

Did you guys talk about soccer while smoking a fag afterwards?