pub roleplay thread

  Fred McGriff said:

*orders a cranberry juice*

*serves cranberry juice from concentrate*

Can I get a coke and an Ice water with Ice up in here please? Stoppit your fucking shift man, get your shit on. thirtysix has been behind here for 12 days now.

*urinates in glass*

*drinks it*

*dances like van damme in kickboxer*

*shoots self in head*

*blearily stumbles out door*

Dude you've been cracked for nearly two weeks, I'm sorry I left you hear man, I was on a penny farthing selling ice cream acid trip. Thanks for taking car of the bar man, your wicked, double pay!

Sorry, I'm here now...I've been on the phone to the brewery all day...supply issues...

*vaults athletically over bar*

*falls down open cellar hatch*

*gets up, pretends nothing happened*

right, what's everyone having?

*gets a broom*

*sweeps away the tumbleweed*

I'll have an ice water with ice, a cranberry juice and whatever Chloe wants please bud.

How you been lately my main man?

you gotta love him!! coke please :D

*walks in wearing the same clothes as yesterday, pants unzipped, shirt untucked, and obviously not wearing underwear*

'Sup, 'georgie-porgie?

Hey 1-36, how you been dude? Thanks for looking after the pub! You enjoying the weekend with your balls down there mate?

*looks down*

You're welcome.

*gets george icewater with ice, a cranberry juice and another complimentary ice water with ice*

Hey dude, I'm very well thanks...I fell down the cellar hatch earlier..but luckily there was plenty of ice around, so the bruising isn't too bad.

How are you?

Sorry about that mate, 1-36 has been too busy with his balls to clear up.

Yea I've been very good thanks mate, had my hands in some of the finest areas of the world yesterday, and the weekends been good.

*walks in wearing only underwear, doesn't recognise underwear, takes them off in a hurry*

a jug of water please, stoppit

*washes junk*

Hey, someone unzipped my pants, but they put my penis back in.

That was tauboo, hes on a junk washing frenzy.

Ok, Coke for Chloe S, Jug of water for Tauboo's junk, coming right up

*pulls dripping wet end from water jug*

Not so sure he wants it now, man.

*gets scared, falls over*

thanks, i'd run out of spit

Shall I spit for you?

sure

thank you!

and just enough junk on display for my liking ;) i like this pub

abusivegeorge, please tell Chloe S that we do not "display" for free.

Places dick on choppit board

Choppit Stoppit.

We all will be displaying for free today.