pub roleplay thread

A+ thread all around

There'll be no dick chopping on my watch....

*helps self to bag of pork scratchings*

*eyeballs awepittance suspiciously/drunkenly to look for signs of sarcasm*

damn it, you cant get anything for free these days!!

I've spent the last twelve minutes looking for that picture of the "Tits or GTFO" button fromt the "Girlfriends subforum please" thread.

picture or its not true!! :P

Oh, it's around, I still can't find it though . . . 

*picks up three half-consumed glasses of cranberry juice*

*leaves*

Come back here you, fiend I've not finished!

*pokes head in the door*

I'll be back, I just want to find that pic of the "tits or gtfo" button.  Sheesh.

*picks up a half-consumed glass of ice water that presumably had ice in it a few days ago*

*leaves again*

OK dudeski, speak in a mo.

*from outside, patrons hear*

"Oh damn."

"'ZZZZIP"

  Chloe S said:

picture or its not true!! :P

HA!  Found it!

lol

*serves cranberry juice to tumbleweeds*

I'll have a phonicboyondope please.

  abusivegeorge said:

I'll have a phonicboyondope please.

*serves fonnickboiondoep*

Sorry, I suck at mixing.

*notices caretstick*

*goes home*

lol, that man is a watmm legend have respect you number.

  On 8/15/2009 at 1:59 AM, abusivegeorge said:

lol, that man is a watmm legend have respect you number.

I'm only poking my head back in to say that after four fucking months of sitting in this pub with no one to serve imaginary alcohol to, I'm almost dead from trying to survive on beer nuts and pretzels, I'm bored, and exhausted.  I'm going home, and I'm taking my toys with me.

lol dude, did you get the 3some with the wife?

*cranberry juice*

  On 8/15/2009 at 2:07 AM, abusivegeorge said:

lol dude, did you get the 3some with the wife?

She would have to be smashed, stoned, and experiencing a split personality before she would consent.  Or are you talking about the threesome with the Spyder bike?  I have to get the bike first.

  On 8/15/2009 at 2:14 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 8/15/2009 at 2:07 AM, abusivegeorge said:

lol dude, did you get the 3some with the wife?

 

She would have to be smashed, stoned, and experiencing a split personality before she would consent.  Or are you talking about the threesome with the Spyder bike?  I have to get the bike first.

lol, both, either, anything.

barkeep, i'll have a yard of ribena.

with a straw.

*sits down*

White wine spritzer please.