pub roleplay thread

*pretends that this is not bullshit*

  On 8/15/2009 at 8:45 PM, Producer Snafu said:

*pretends that this is not bullshit*

*throws a pitcher of ice water with ice out the window*

We were having fun.

*pours everyones drinks*

Where are my fucking staff since I took over this joint like a year ago.

The least OneToThirtySix can do is get me one in. Then I might forgive him.

yo can i have a drink? sweet.

ok ill be back later you guys.

  On 8/15/2009 at 11:30 PM, Caretstik said:

The least OneToThirtySix can do is get me one in. Then I might forgive him.

I'll slip you a bottle of ice water/cranberry juice/whatever anytime.

efuck yall

after chimera efucks everyone and shoots his load and leaves, i am left, naked on the floor of the pub, curled up in a foetal position

'whoah, that was a trip' i say

lol, hows it going Russ? Your scarce lately!

  On 8/16/2009 at 12:07 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

  On 8/15/2009 at 11:30 PM, Caretstik said:

The least OneToThirtySix can do is get me one in. Then I might forgive him.

 

I'll slip you a bottle of ice water/cranberry juice/whatever anytime.

*embarrassingly attempts to hug OneToThirtySix*

  On 8/16/2009 at 12:42 AM, Caretstik said:

 

*embarrassingly attempts to hug OneToThirtySix*

*drops a bottle of cranberry juice into Caretsick's pocket*

Who wants ice water?  We're out of ice.

  On 8/16/2009 at 12:39 AM, abusivegeorge said:

lol, hows it going Russ? Your scarce lately!

is that my name? i dont know, wait, do i know you? where is this place? am i in a drinking tavern of some kind?

:looks east:

*takes a seat in the corner*

*pulls out laptop*

*logs into the internet*

*checks wattm*

*looks highly concentrated until woman passes by*

*wanders off*

  On 8/16/2009 at 12:42 PM, lala said:

  On 8/16/2009 at 12:39 AM, abusivegeorge said:

lol, hows it going Russ? Your scarce lately!

 

 

is that my name? i dont know, wait, do i know you? where is this place? am i in a drinking tavern of some kind?

 

:looks east:

We are in The Volks you feckin idiot.

  On 8/16/2009 at 6:46 PM, abusivegeorge said:

We are in The Volks you feckin idiot.

When did we move?

Jesus fucking Christ

*trips*

Whoops, drunk again.

*Waltzes into the bar again*

GET ME ANOTHER PIIIIIIIIINT.

*serves a quart*

Shit, I'm so drunk I'm seeing double.

How do you feel now?

*serves a gallon*

Z'at enny bedder?

lol @ Chloe

sorry george

Who the hell is Chloe S?

long story....

  On 9/25/2009 at 7:23 AM, sneaksta303 said:

long story....

I meant "who the hell is Cloe S" as in "She's so nobody, I don't even remember her. Did she die? Pity. That'll teach her to not call back and pretend a fellow watmmer doesn't exist."

*pours out some cheap, warm, flat beer for Chloe S and spits in it*