pub roleplay thread

*slays the minotaur , uses it as a throne*

whose leg do i have to hump here to get some cranberry juice ???

oh, sorry, i got this place confused with somewhere that doesn't suck

*drinks at home*

throws fire ball at minotaurs dead body with x damage where x is the ammount of drinks weed has drunk

  beneboi said:

oh, sorry, i got this place confused with somewhere that doesn't suck

 

*drinks at home*

haha loser

*tries to start an awkward conversation with a dude named weed*

*rolls dice*

BEATFANATIC PERFORMS SOCIAL FAUX PAS

WEED THROWS HER DRINK IN HIS FACE

BENEBOI DRINKS AT HOME ALONE WATCHING WALKER TEXAS RANGER RERUNS

hey now - i'd never throw a drink in anyones face unless they wanted me to lick it off them

BODY SHOT TIME!

whos down?

*rolls dice*

EVERYONE LEAVES

umm

anybody here

*cops a feel*

*runs away*

*rolls dice*

FEEL COP FAILED

YOU ACCIDENTALLY POKE WEED IN THE EYEBALL

come on guys - am i going to out drink all of you on st paddys day?

  weed said:

come on guys - am i going to out drink all of you on st paddys day?

allright pass me a guiniess will yaa?

*gets guiniess for you*

would u like a splash of icecream with that?

*rolls dice*

PASS FAILED

GLASS SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR

this is the worst thread ever

infact

gb is in a pretty shitty state at the moment

  autopilot said:

*rolls dice*

 

PASS FAILED

 

GLASS SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR

no...stop trying to take control of the situation..let other people give some input autopilot

edit :added quotes

  autopilot said:

*rolls dice*

 

PASS FAILED

 

GLASS SHATTERS ON THE FLOOR

*licks guiness of the floor *

beneboi , i thought you were drinking alone at ur place

just wanted to drop in and shit on the place

lol *lays on floor*

ready beatfanatic?

WEED CASTS REHABILITATION LEVEL 1

*rolls dice*

SPELL FAILS

WEED DRINKS A PINT

  weed said:

lol *lays on floor*

 

ready beatfanatic?

i was born ready

lol

puts double shots on nipples

ready?

*pukes*

lol

*rolls dice*

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE

*checks the jukebox*

*goes out to take a piss*

*someone follows me*

  beatfanatic said:

*pukes*

 

lol

ouch dude

ouch lol