pub roleplay thread

Forgot my wallet.

*Runs into pub with wallet in hand*

Here you go little buddy

*Pats onetothirtysix on his brown tuft of hair on top of his head*

*Briskly walks out after donning tophat and trench coat*

I'LL HAVE A $10 POT AND PARMIGIANA

*checks hair color in the mirror*

:omg:

I have brown hair!

*leaves*

another generic lager plz

*Tosses Tauboo lager*, its Iain C's shift all up here in this fucking place I been here 2 days now. Get behind this bar you lazy cunt.

*orders a cranberry juice*

WHERE THE FUCK IS IAIN

*Tosses Fred a cranberry juice*

Thats on the house man, for being cool and not liking Mr Salads.

uh, i'll take over

YOU CALLED FOR A BARTENDER?!

can i get some water, without ice please

certainly sir.

*removes ice*

lost a job before i got it, once again

*shimmies back to bar stool*

whiskey plz

edit: forgot the action

*enters*

*picks up the midget and slides him over the bar so that all the glasses falls down to the ground*

*yells STRIKE*

*leaves*

beariksson if you throw one more midget im gonna pour a lager on your head

there y'are taub

whats on tap bud

your usual draught lagers, weve got blond witch and Plum Pudding in this week on guest ales

aok I ll have whatever is the cheapest

*doesnt cheap out on the tipo though*

aok I ll have whatever is the cheapest

*doesnt cheap out on the tip though*

fosters for you sir

you wouldn't take tips would you mrcopyandpaste? whilst serving someone fosters?

no way. no fucking way.

tauboo get and change the blond witch barrel would you? i gotta take a shit

well in that case, can i have my 25cents back

can i have a small root beer with 2 ice cubes please?

i dropped it down the bogzee in disgust that you would tip a fosters

comin' right up

I've just realised I actually like beatfanatic now lol.

Yo Copy hows it brawlin dude? Coke pleade.