pub roleplay thread

nah it's the other one d00d, but now i'm looking over at you with a creepy grin on my face.

it better not be the same corner where I am fapping at

pics or gtfo

Excuse me sir, that seat you are sitting on was actually reserved for me.

I was so drunk at this last night I couldn't find the on key on my macbook.

Wicked session guys.

suggests drinking games for all:

let's start with the 3-pint challenge. Which is this: take 3 pints, pour into upside down frisbee. two mcdonalds straws. two people. drink. the record is 23 seconds. You must clean out the frisbee, nothing left around the edges.

*produces frisbee, 2 mcdonalds straws, buys 3 pints*

*bluetooths photo of weed around the pub*

*local bluetooths rush to lavatory with photo of young girl*

*bumps into AW and beneboi having a row in the toilet*

*takes a piss at the urinal wall. the taps come on and spray my legs and feet, as they're aimed outwards rather than at the wall*

(that fucking happened to me last night...)

  ward said:

*takes a piss at the urinal wall. the taps come on and spray my legs and feet, as they're aimed outwards rather than at the wall*

 

(that fucking happened to me last night...)

idrn was supposed to have that fixed last week.

  abusivegeorge said:

  ward said:

*takes a piss at the urinal wall. the taps come on and spray my legs and feet, as they're aimed outwards rather than at the wall*

 

(that fucking happened to me last night...)

 

idrn was supposed to have that fixed last week.

too busy shining his belt studs

*gives Joyrex a handjob in the stall while calling him big papa

lol, I bet he loves that.

He stopped trying to resist after about 10 minutes.

  autopilot said:

He stopped trying to resist after about 10 minutes.

How many times had he cum by then?

twenty

Fuck, hes like some sort of machine.

BARKEEP

GIMME A SHOT OF GASOLINE, DAMMIT

  Luke Fucking Hazard said:

BARKEEP

 

GIMME A SHOT OF GASOLINE, DAMMIT

Would you like that flaming Luke? Bare in mind thats a fucking hazard.

I'll buy a round of Flaming Lukes for everybody.

Awesome, get in.

WHY IS MY GASOLINE HOT

AND NON EXISTENT.

WHY DO I HAVE AN EMPTY HOT CUP

  Luke Fucking Hazard said:

WHY IS MY GASOLINE HOT

 

AND NON EXISTENT.

 

WHY DO I HAVE AN EMPTY HOT CUP

lmao

Oh, god, my head.