pub roleplay thread

Any Joseph Holt? Mines a pint of Diamond pls keep.

Diamond White? As in the really shitty Cider we don't serve?

*pops up from behind bar*

Surprise!

Its a Manchester lager.

Diamond White is for kids, and parks.

Or the bloke who sits at the bus stop near our house every night.

boing

hey george. its alright man thanks. coke on it way sir. ice?

  Sir Winston said:

Its a Manchester lager.

Ah, sounds like our equivalent local brand "Geeza", will that do?

Ice please mate, two cubes.

plopfizz plopfizz

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Since no one fell off their barstool in surprise, I'm leaving.

1-36 youre a potwash. get downstairs.

I can't hear you, I rolled a D7, and I already left.

Stupid fucking midget.

need a pub quiz or something

1 cabernet shiraz plz

1. What was the name of the Supreme Dog Champion at Crufts in 2003?

  mrcopyandpaste said:

1. What was the name of the Supreme Dog Champion at Crufts in 2003?

OneToThirtySix

  abusivegeorge said:

  mrcopyandpaste said:

1. What was the name of the Supreme Dog Champion at Crufts in 2003?

 

OneToThirtySix

I don't know, ask somebody else.

lol I don't know why I'm picking on you, I think its coz you're our pot washer.

  abusivegeorge said:

lol I don't know why I'm picking on you, I think its coz you're our pot washer.

I don't mind, it's Roleplay Land®, where anything is possible!

Like this:

*pisses perfectly mixed scotch and soda*

*shits mixed nuts*

fucking midget potwash

lol

*orders cranberry juice*

*passes fred cranberry juice*

*starts to feel like a regular*

Not yet.

*washes, dries, and mirror-polishes a pot*

*smiles in accomplishment*

*smashes pot into mrcopyandpaste's shin*

McGriff can feel like a regular if he wants to, or there's more pot-smashing where that came from. In fact, anyone can feel like a regular here, even without FiberSure.