Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 quit yo ass kissin' and get scrubbing bitch Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-977799 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 *kicks midget in face* You alright copy? What shall we do with this body? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-977800 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 *wakes up on the toilet, straigtens collar, leaves* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-977889 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogueofmv Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 *lives in America and is not old enough to drink, so going to a pub would be 100% useless* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-977890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 *points and laughs mockingly at the kid who can't drink* *stumbles out into the street drunkenly, falling and breaking front teeth on the curb* *takes 40 year old cougar home, contracts gonhorrea and forms a bastard child in one fell swoop* *wakes up the next morning with no recollection of any of it* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-977903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 *tells you about nick papagiorgio* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-977904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogueofmv Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 autopilot said: *points and laughs mockingly at the kid who can't drink* *stumbles out into the street drunkenly, falling and breaking front teeth on the curb* *takes 40 year old cougar home, contracts gonhorrea and forms a bastard child in one fell swoop* *wakes up the next morning with no recollection of any of it* Damn, looks like you had some fun last night. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-977908 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 Fuck you all and your pub roleplay thread, your coke is flat as fuck anyway. :heart: mrcopyandpaste and Stoppit. Fuck the rest of you and you OneToThirtySix you dirty pot washing midget. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-978543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 abusivegeorge said: Fuck you all and your pub roleplay thread, your coke is flat as fuck anyway. :heart: mrcopyandpaste and Stoppit. Fuck the rest of you and you OneToThirtySix you dirty pot washing midget. I shook all the fizz out of the carbonation can in back just for you. :angry: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-978566 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 *gets arsefaced on booze he brought himself in a bag* *gets up and walks around saying nonsense* hey ye wanka twit me posh ages walk after fuckbeers i'm not that drunk *steals a credit card and orders tequila for the ones by the bartender* hey guys youre my best friends now *steals wrong persons bag and gets in a fight* *gets dragged out and dies on the curb* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-978577 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 *walks in amongst the uk'ers* OY MATES YOO FOOKING MINGAS WOTS THE DEAL EH QUIT BEIN SOOCH A BELLEND AN 'AND ME A POINT *sips* SHIT'S THE DOGS BOLLOCKS INNIT Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-978826 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 I say you ruffian stop being a bounder and read the rules (of the pub). Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-978950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 I took a wee wee up the bar. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979048 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 *walks up to bar* *slips on some wee* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Stoppit said: *walks up to bar* *slips on some wee* This is another of my ways fo showing affection for you, I knew you would walk there. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 *feels deeply touched, and slightly damp* GEORGE, WHEN WE LEAVE THIS PUB, I AM GOING TO BUY YOU A KEBAB Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979131 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Your a fucking legend, man a legend, what a geeza, diamond, thankyou man, and, and, and I'll get you pudding. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979135 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 Can I have cake? ...where are we going to get cake at this time? we need to get to a 24-hour Tesco roleplay thread, NOW Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted March 14, 2009 Report Share Posted March 14, 2009 (edited) 24-hour Tesco is great but perhaps we should just stay within the pub roleplay thread but make visits to tescos. like i just did, i've got a selection of cheeses, help yourselves Edited March 14, 2009 by tauboo Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979180 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 hmm cheese and fosters should go well Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979183 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 I bought some bacon strips and some king prawns, these go really well togther as snacks inbetween drinks, also I bought some packs of pickled cockles with little plastic forks from the cash and carry next door, £1 per packet, we charge in English money in this pub, no euros, no dollars. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted March 15, 2009 Report Share Posted March 15, 2009 Cockles are fucking awesome. Nice one bud. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-979839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Yeah they really hit the spot, they're free for you though, coz despite your join date, I swear you were around before that under a different name? Or am I confusing you? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-980591 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 *orders a cranberry juice* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-980611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 i'll have a guinness...not a pint mind! Just a good old-fashioned american guinness. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/43332-pub-roleplay-thread/page/10/#findComment-980619 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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