pub roleplay thread

quit yo ass kissin' and get scrubbing bitch

*kicks midget in face*

You alright copy? What shall we do with this body?

*wakes up on the toilet, straigtens collar, leaves*

*lives in America and is not old enough to drink, so going to a pub would be 100% useless*

*points and laughs mockingly at the kid who can't drink*

*stumbles out into the street drunkenly, falling and breaking front teeth on the curb*

*takes 40 year old cougar home, contracts gonhorrea and forms a bastard child in one fell swoop*

*wakes up the next morning with no recollection of any of it*

*tells you about nick papagiorgio*

  autopilot said:

*points and laughs mockingly at the kid who can't drink*

 

*stumbles out into the street drunkenly, falling and breaking front teeth on the curb*

 

*takes 40 year old cougar home, contracts gonhorrea and forms a bastard child in one fell swoop*

 

*wakes up the next morning with no recollection of any of it*

Damn, looks like you had some fun last night.

Fuck you all and your pub roleplay thread, your coke is flat as fuck anyway.

:heart: mrcopyandpaste and Stoppit.

Fuck the rest of you

and you OneToThirtySix you dirty pot washing midget.

  abusivegeorge said:

Fuck you all and your pub roleplay thread, your coke is flat as fuck anyway.

 

:heart: mrcopyandpaste and Stoppit.

 

Fuck the rest of you

 

and you OneToThirtySix you dirty pot washing midget.

I shook all the fizz out of the carbonation can in back just for you.

:angry:

*gets arsefaced on booze he brought himself in a bag*

*gets up and walks around saying nonsense*

hey ye wanka twit me posh ages walk after fuckbeers

i'm not that drunk

*steals a credit card and orders tequila for the ones by the bartender*

hey guys youre my best friends now

*steals wrong persons bag and gets in a fight*

*gets dragged out and dies on the curb*

*walks in amongst the uk'ers*

OY MATES YOO FOOKING MINGAS WOTS THE DEAL EH QUIT BEIN SOOCH A BELLEND AN 'AND ME A POINT

*sips*

SHIT'S THE DOGS BOLLOCKS INNIT

I say you ruffian stop being a bounder and read the rules (of the pub).

I took a wee wee up the bar.

*walks up to bar*

*slips on some wee*

  Stoppit said:

*walks up to bar*

 

*slips on some wee*

This is another of my ways fo showing affection for you, I knew you would walk there.

*feels deeply touched, and slightly damp*

GEORGE, WHEN WE LEAVE THIS PUB, I AM GOING TO BUY YOU A KEBAB

Your a fucking legend, man a legend, what a geeza, diamond, thankyou man, and, and, and I'll get you pudding.

Can I have cake?

...where are we going to get cake at this time?

we need to get to a 24-hour Tesco roleplay thread, NOW

24-hour Tesco is great but perhaps we should just stay within the pub roleplay thread but make visits to tescos. like i just did, i've got a selection of cheeses, help yourselves

hmm cheese and fosters should go well

I bought some bacon strips and some king prawns, these go really well togther as snacks inbetween drinks, also I bought some packs of pickled cockles with little plastic forks from the cash and carry next door, £1 per packet, we charge in English money in this pub, no euros, no dollars.

Cockles are fucking awesome. Nice one bud.

Yeah they really hit the spot, they're free for you though, coz despite your join date, I swear you were around before that under a different name? Or am I confusing you?

*orders a cranberry juice*

i'll have a guinness...not a pint mind! Just a good old-fashioned american guinness.