pub roleplay thread

*secretly wishes american collage students would leave*

I worked hard for this degree in magazine photograph recontextualization and I earned this pint.

*makes a watmm avatar college*

A watmm avatar college? What will we teach there?

*orders green beer*

*remembers it sucks*

*waits to do the same again next year*

*orders imaginary pint of guiness as too poor to get a real one*

hey what'd i miss?

  essines said:

hey what'd i miss?

joyrex came in, put venetian snares on the jukebox, took a dump on the floor and walked out. :undecided:

*slumps into corner seat*

*puts head in hands*

  jim said:

  essines said:

hey what'd i miss?

 

joyrex came in, put venetian snares on the jukebox, took a dump on the floor and walked out. :undecided:

And he doesn't just do this in the pub either.

cranberry juice please

make that two

with ice

orders cup of ice without the water

*picks ice out*

hey give that back

try not giving a fuck

*starts fight with coat rack*

*complaints about the cranberry juice having too much ice in it*

*throws cranberry juice on barkeep's face*

its 9 :30 ..hows everyone holding up?

umdh dhrsn gjerk en ??

lol

*walks in mumbling something about "internets"*

*pulls hat over eyes*

*proceeds to the back of room while casually pulling a mickey out of pocket*

*rolls dice*

A MINOTAUR STORMS INTO THE ROOM

radiohead?