pub roleplay thread

*orders ice water with ice*

mine, you're all having half fosters cos i'm a stingy cunt

£18.55 please

put it on my tab

due in soon mate

WHY DO I HAVE HALF A FOSTERS WHAT STINGY CUNT DID THIS, I DONT DRINK, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE.

out back boning that beer soaked barmaid

*leaves with hag*

  jim said:

mine, you're all having half fosters cos i'm a stingy cunt

lol, you prick. lend us 2 quid for the fag machine and we're even.

anyone up for going to the sixpence at last orders? they've got karaoke

but we have an open fire and youre all invited

  idrn said:

  jim said:

mine, you're all having half fosters cos i'm a stingy cunt

 

lol, you prick. lend us 2 quid for the fag machine and we're even.

 

anyone up for going to the sixpence at last orders? they've got karaoke

Sounds good man, and also the Olde English Gentleman is open till 4 am on a Friday now (Under new management) so we can shift in there when the sixpence kick us out.

*puts wallet away and makes a scabby rolly for idrn*

chinese karaoke til six

see... see that? tjhats what i like about you man... generosiyt

*lights rollie on wrong end*

  abusivegeorge said:

  idrn said:

  jim said:

mine, you're all having half fosters cos i'm a stingy cunt

 

lol, you prick. lend us 2 quid for the fag machine and we're even.

 

anyone up for going to the sixpence at last orders? they've got karaoke

 

Sounds good man, and also the Olde English Gentleman is open till 4 am on a Friday now (Under new management) so we can shift in there when the sixpence kick us out.

mate... MATE... thats a plan... thtas a fucking PLAN.

  mrcopyandpaste said:

chinese karaoke til six

I'm in.

lol @ idrn, hey dude you lit that the wrong end man, lolol

lol oh yeah lol

mon back to mine you lot, don't forget to bring a dude in makeup to abandon on my couch!

someone look after the bar im off for a wee and a poo

this carlsbergs got to me bladder

lol

FREE BAR

steals back debit card*

whoa whoa. security camera in above the jukebox

xxx not in keeping with thread themes

nicks pint glass*

you're barred.

time gentlemen

lol, not again