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  On 7/17/2011 at 3:51 AM, Benedict Cumberbatch said:

started watching the thing but had promised my wife it wouldnt be too scary or have aliens with big alien eyes. had to turn it off when the wolfs head split in two.

 

flol

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

Source Code

Was entertained even if the concept wasn't that original. The sappy Hollywood ending was kinda lame.

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last.fm

the biggest illusion is yourself

Guest disparaissant

nick: ahhh shit, elle's put something on and it's not in english.

ben: nooooo, come on. nick's here. he's lowest common denominator. put on the simpsons.

nick: what does that mean?

me: yeah, nick is pretty lowest common denominator.

nick: no seriously, what does that mean?

 

i am never going to get to watch this 720p rip of the sacrifice ever.

Guest Coalbucket PI

Hanna

 

quite good, a little bit aimless. The script probably could have gone through a few more drafts. All the set pieces were a bit clichéd, fight in a dockyard with a maze of shipping crates I think has been done too many times. And the abandoned theme park looked cool but just felt a bit silly at the same time. I didn’t really like the opening and closing line, just didn’t seem to work. I feel like this was almost a lot better than it turned out.

 

 

 

Body Of Lies

 

Okay. Ebert's review said it's basically a James Bond film and he's absolutely right. I did quite like the Russell Crowe character and the Jordanian intelligence guy, can't remember his name

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  On 7/18/2011 at 12:41 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Hanna

 

quite good, a little bit aimless. The script probably could have gone through a few more drafts. All the set pieces were a bit clichéd, fight in a dockyard with a maze of shipping crates I think has been done too many times. And the abandoned theme park looked cool but just felt a bit silly at the same time. I didn’t really like the opening and closing line, just didn’t seem to work. I feel like this was almost a lot better than it turned out.

 

whut...that was one of the worst films I've ever seen...uniquely awful...

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

The Kings Speech - 8/10 - Enjoyed it a lot more than I expected. Didn't go on too long like I thought it could do.

 

127 Hours - 6/10 - An ok film. A little bit boring though.

 

The Girl Who Played With Fire - 8/10 - Not as good as the original but still a really good film imo. Looking forward to seeing the last one now.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

Guest Coalbucket PI
  On 7/18/2011 at 2:05 PM, lumpenprol said:
  On 7/18/2011 at 12:41 PM, Coalbucket PI said:

Hanna

 

quite good, a little bit aimless. The script probably could have gone through a few more drafts. All the set pieces were a bit clichéd, fight in a dockyard with a maze of shipping crates I think has been done too many times. And the abandoned theme park looked cool but just felt a bit silly at the same time. I didn’t really like the opening and closing line, just didn’t seem to work. I feel like this was almost a lot better than it turned out.

 

whut...that was one of the worst films I've ever seen...uniquely awful...

I can see why people wouldn't like it for a number of reasons but I thought at the very least it was shot really well

Guest Al Hounos

Secret Sunshine (밀양)

Another perfect example of the kind of relentless, unapologetic realism at which Korean cinema is incredibly adept. Brutally sad yet with a touch of hope, but a very real and honest ray of light. not the smarmy, condescending type that has to be inserted into any Hollywood, or hell, any Western film these days. (It's about a woman who goes crazy after a series of horrible tragedies.) A must watch.

 

10/10

Guest Benedict Cumberbatch

harry potter and the deathly hallows part two

 

entertaining. i wouldnt have filmed the epilogue though.

 

 

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So, had a busy morning yesterday taking the dog for a run, prepping and cooking a roast, cleaning the house, etc. while the missus was at work. I got done with a bunch of crap and decided I wanted to veg out and watch something retarded that I could also step out of the room and fold the laundry, play with the pups, etc.

 

Went for this:

 

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Surprisingly not completely horrid. Shitty Sunday Matinee fare for sure, but way better than most of the crap Hellraiser spinoffs that have come down the line. More cerebral than expected, adequately shot, decently acted, a few moments of humor that didn't fall completely flat. Oh, and watch for the chick smoking the bong in the first few scenes who a)doesn't actually appear to pull out the stem b)doesn't appear to fill the chamber c)doesn't appear to inhale anything and d)doesn't appear to actually exhale anything either. A pantomime of pot smoking. A++++!

  On 7/18/2011 at 8:05 PM, T35513R said:

whatever

 

I can highly vouch for Hellraiser Inferno. It's a triff film. And Hellseeker (I think that's the one with Kirsty from the first two) is surprisingly good as well.

I remember the 3rd and 4th installments of Hellraiser being quite bad. The fifth came as a breath of fresh air.

foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store'

patayda chips

apple cracker thangies

carrots in brown paper bag

went to see Horrible Bosses with the fam

 

 

2/10

 

fucking predictable as shit, unfunny mess.

 

 

jennifer aniston was great as the oversexual boss, and Jamie Foxx was probably the only funny thing in the entire movie...and he was on for about 10 min.

 

 

jason sudeikis has to be the most unfunny person ive ever seen on screen.

it's always sunny might be one of the most overrated shows these last 5 years.

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

i love Its Sunny in Philly but once you take his character outside of that its just a one=trick pony show.

 

 

there is a scene involving him and cocaine in Horrible Bosses....did anyone say unnecessary?

 

 

fuck jason sudeikis. fuck you ya smarmy prick

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