8 bottles of wine

my wife is out of town. i had my friend over last night to watch basketball. my friend and i went through 8 bottles of wine last night. my apartment is shredded the fuck up. chairs are in the wrong rooms. my poker account is drained. we got in a fight. a good healthy tussle, i think my finger is broken though. it was not gay though so dont get any ideas. i spun records for the first time in like 5 years. we spent an hour looking for keys in the snow. it's noon and i'm still drunk. i just opened a nother bottle to get the hair of the dog. if i come down i am going to feel pretty bad. that's why i'm going to just drink until my wife gets home tonight. wine is great. it is the nectar of the gods. i love it. i dont need any other form of alcohol ever. who wants to play street fighter II hd remix.

you look pretty well composed in your avatar....

considering...

You are Bacchus!

life is great

  Atop said:

you look pretty well composed in your avatar....

 

considering...

 

You are Bacchus!

*fixed*

snow lol

also, jesus fucking christ, someone tell me when sunny leone decided to go hard core. jesus fucking boner.

Damn dude better take care of that before the missus gets in....

what, my jesus h. christ huge fuck off sunny leone hardcore boner?

Lol, hey Fred, did you do any Duck?

Red wine gives a bastard of a hangover. Trying to avoid it from now on.

no but dude i have skads of duck fat in my fridge and my wife bought me a little baby duck named sammy before she left, it quacks when you squeeze it. it's the best thing ever.

  Dr Clitterhaus said:

Red wine gives a bastard of a hangover. Trying to avoid it from now on.

i know. i'm so fucked if i stop drinking. i think i'm gonna have to be permadrunk now sos i dont get this wine hangover that is waiting to rain down on me and pee in my butt like old testament god.

  Fred McGriff said:

no but dude i have skads of duck fat in my fridge and my wife bought me a little baby duck named sammy before she left, it quacks when you squeeze it. it's the best thing ever.

Yessss........

i believe shiraz was involved midway thru

also i should mention that when i do this kinda drinking it's par for the course to lose a credit card. but last night was special. i actually managed to find one that i had lost many moons ago.

FIX YOUR HAIR MAN!

what did you do for fun though last night?

  Atop said:

FIX YOUR HAIR MAN!

  Franklin said:

what did you do for fun though last night?

we drank and hung out at mine, thats all the fun you need

sammy has something to say:

Fuckin lol, this is a top thread man, it's made me realise this thread was nothing without the video.

that's a lot of wine! these days, I couldn't even get through one bottle without falling asleep soused.

it's a good video. sammy has an opinion of the video as well

good job man. went through 2-3 bottles a night for a full week once to dodge the hangover... ah i love wine *pours wine*

Lol, you are so fuckin wasted.

To madness and furniture!