8 bottles of wine

we started off with "the prisoner", a napa blend that was jammy, expensive, and one-dimensional. not at all worth buying.

 

then we had some spanish wine that was really good and half the price.

 

then we had two bottles of ray's station cab, fucking awesome value wine

 

then a zin that was good

 

then a wine by Dan Akroyd that was too hard to pass up on because it's got dan akroyd's name on it

 

then a pinot noir called etude, ridiculously good. the best.

 

and a couple other bottles that i have no idea what they were, we bought them drunk and drank them drunk and threw them away drunk

Etude is indeed an amazing pinot noir.

 

I am in great admiration of your wine tastings, sire.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*hate wanks*

*wanks lovingly*

  Fred McGriff said:

then a wine by Dan Akroyd that was too hard to pass up on because it's got dan akroyd's name on it

 

my mom's got 2 bottles of that stuff signed by him. she met dan akroyd the other week apparently. i guess the dude's got all kinds of liquor on the market.

  aron said:

  Fred McGriff said:

then a wine by Dan Akroyd that was too hard to pass up on because it's got dan akroyd's name on it

 

my mom's got 2 bottles of that stuff signed by him. she met dan akroyd the other week apparently. i guess the dude's got all kinds of liquor on the market.

 

haha nice. it's actually pretty decent shit too. i put memorable bottles on display up above my kitchen cabinets and the akyrod wine claimed a spot up there this morning.

 

dan akroyd.

 

 

 

  Fred McGriff said:

  Coalbucket PI said:

i got really really drunk on friday and then i got really really drunk on saturday and then today I feel pretty much awful

 

 

drink today. then drink a little less on monday. then a little less on tuesday and so on until you have safely coasted into sobriety

probably should have done this, i had a few beers but then I tried to make myself feel better by eating loads of fried chicken and having a hot shower. didn't really work though but at least I dont stink of booze and itch all over anymore

 

when i try to coast into sobriety i quite often end up accelerating into alcoholiety for a few weeks, which is frowned upon

lollll i dont know why but alcoholiety made me almost spit out my wine

the whole coast thing turns into a roallercoaster often times. most times.

 

but i mean rollercoasters are pretty fucking fun. they also make you vomit.

fuck me it's fucking blizzarding outside. my wifey is on a plane right now trying to get in :(

 

me and sammy are sad :(

 

lol

it' alcoholism

weed thread

it's fucking gorgeous out here today. been in my tshirt all day, woulda been in shorts if not for work.

  my usernames always really suck said:

weed thread

 

fuck off and die of cancer motherfucking fuckface fuckhead fuck you fucking prick

  Fred McGriff said:

  my usernames always really suck said:

weed thread

 

fuck off and die of cancer motherfucking fuckface fuckhead fuck you fucking prick

nigger balls

  essines said:

it's fucking gorgeous out here today. been in my tshirt all day, woulda been in shorts if not for work.

 

i bet you wear your tshirts when its 40 f

You tell him Fred.

  Fred McGriff said:

  essines said:

it's fucking gorgeous out here today. been in my tshirt all day, woulda been in shorts if not for work.

 

i bet you wear your tshirts when its 40 f

 

well that's because i have a great heaping load of testicles and am a man, you pussy faggot.

fucking fuckhead fuckface fuckmouth motherfucking fuckwad fuck

 

racist fucking skullfuck assfuck

*puts a dog penis in fred's mouth and takes a picture before he wakes up*

  Fred McGriff said:

fucking fuckhead fuckface fuckmouth motherfucking fuckwad fuck

 

racist fucking skullfuck assfuck

 

mail me some of that wine homeslice.

*eats it*

 

 

fucking fuck hyou fuckass dickfucking fuckerballs

fuckerballs is an epic word.

fuckerballs

yep....

  Fred McGriff said:

we started off with blah blah blah.

 

then we had some spanish blah blah blah.

 

then we had two bottles of blah blah blah.

 

then we realized that we were wasting so much money on wine when we could just take off our shoes and socks and stomp some grapes ourselves. we took off our shoes, socks and pants and filled a baby pool with pinot grapes.

 

my friend Dan has very long toes, so he was getting a lot of the grape rind stuck between his toes. it was no problem though because i would lick the stuck bits off of his feet. he squeeled because it tickled, but we laughed because we were having so much fun.

 

we mashed grapes throughout the MSU/UConn game. but NC was blowing out Villanova, so we turned off the tv to concentrate on what we were doing. We were both stomping so hard that we had juice running down our legs. Dan rubbed some of the juice off my leg but then smeared it all over my thighs.

 

Well, that was war. I tackled Dan and we started wrestling around in the pool filled with mashed up grapes. it was really funny. finally, we both stood up and our tighty whities were stained with grape juice. so we threw our underwear in the washing machine and sat back in the pool waiting for the cycle to finish. Dan's balls looked great covered in grape juice and by that point i had no qualms about telling him so. i think he said "thank you" but it was hard to tell because I was thrusting my cock into his mouth and grunting like a warthog.