8 bottles of wine

  LOL Alzado said:

  Fred McGriff said:

we started off with blah blah blah.

 

then we had some spanish blah blah blah.

 

then we had two bottles of blah blah blah.

 

then we realized that we were wasting so much money on wine when we could just take off our shoes and socks and stomp some grapes ourselves. we took off our shoes, socks and pants and filled a baby pool with pinot grapes.

 

my friend Dan has very long toes, so he was getting a lot of the grape rind stuck between his toes. it was no problem though because i would lick the stuck bits off of his feet. he squeeled because it tickled, but we laughed because we were having so much fun.

 

we mashed grapes throughout the MSU/UConn game. but NC was blowing out Villanova, so we turned off the tv to concentrate on what we were doing. We were both stomping so hard that we had juice running down our legs. Dan rubbed some of the juice off my leg but then smeared it all over my thighs.

 

Well, that was war. I tackled Dan and we started wrestling around in the pool filled with mashed up grapes. it was really funny. finally, we both stood up and our tighty whities were stained with grape juice. so we threw our underwear in the washing machine and sat back in the pool waiting for the cycle to finish. Dan's balls looked great covered in grape juice and by that point i had no qualms about telling him so. i think he said "thank you" but it was hard to tell because I was thrusting my cock into his mouth and grunting like a warthog.

 

fuckin genuilol

A+ thread will read again

i'm getting fucked on sleep dep

I'm getting fucked on getting fucked.

watmm drinks too much/does too many drugs

I took some meds prescribed to my dog tonight.

  Velazquez said:

I took some meds prescribed to my dog tonight.

i still have a bottle of pain killers that were prescribed to my dog atticus before he died

id be lying if i said i hadnt considered taking them

POST PICS OF YOUR COAT

  Fred McGriff said:

it's a good video. sammy has an opinion of the video as well

 

  Fred McGriff said:

sammy has a few things to say about wine

 

i must say that this thread entered being john malkovich territory there. bit of a lol.

i took some ambien just now, will post later. maybe gonna have some wine with it, with luck i'll win an oscar.

  beneboi said:

  Velazquez said:

I took some meds prescribed to my dog tonight.

 

i still have a bottle of pain killers that were prescribed to my dog atticus before he died

 

id be lying if i said i hadnt considered taking them

Sorry to hear about your dog.

  zaphod said:

i took some ambien just now, will post later. maybe gonna have some wine with it, with luck i'll win an oscar.

I love ambien, careful drinking with it though.

Fred no matter how many years pass since we last speak I never stop loving you.

Wine is the tits. Even cask wine. It warms you up, makes you feel loved, helps you with delicate articulation and even makes, over time, your cock bigger.

And helps you wear shirts out when it's 40f. Even if I'm australian and have no idea how much that is in celcius. I believe it could be an age, followed by a gender as described in text but I'm just not entirely sure

throw a bottle of champagne on there for a nuclear holocaust of a hangover.

  od++ said:

Fred no matter how many years pass since we last speak I never stop loving you.

 

Wine is the tits. Even cask wine. It warms you up, makes you feel loved, helps you with delicate articulation and even makes, over time, your cock bigger.

 

And helps you wear shirts out when it's 40f. Even if I'm australian and have no idea how much that is in celcius. I believe it could be an age, followed by a gender as described in text but I'm just not entirely sure

it's about 4C, which is bitch temps.

jesus. fuck that

I survive healthily in a span of about 3 degrees celcius

any colder or hotter than and i moan like a bitch in an amateur porno

I've worn t-shirts and shorts in 20F weather.

in saskatchewan we walk around in t-shirts and shorts when it's -20c

drunk on whisky

high on life

  aron said:

in saskatchewan we walk around in t-shirts and shorts when it's -20c

drunk on whisky

high on life

that's what i'm talking about

  thanksomuch said:

watmm drinks too much/does too many drugs

*sips herbal tea*

*eats an apple*

I think I'd fit in in Saskatchewan.

People at work are always asking me if I'm cold.

  LOL Alzado said:

  Fred McGriff said:

we started off with blah blah blah.

 

then we had some spanish blah blah blah.

 

then we had two bottles of blah blah blah.

 

then we realized that we were wasting so much money on wine when we could just take off our shoes and socks and stomp some grapes ourselves. we took off our shoes, socks and pants and filled a baby pool with pinot grapes.

 

my friend Dan has very long toes, so he was getting a lot of the grape rind stuck between his toes. it was no problem though because i would lick the stuck bits off of his feet. he squeeled because it tickled, but we laughed because we were having so much fun.

 

we mashed grapes throughout the MSU/UConn game. but NC was blowing out Villanova, so we turned off the tv to concentrate on what we were doing. We were both stomping so hard that we had juice running down our legs. Dan rubbed some of the juice off my leg but then smeared it all over my thighs.

 

Well, that was war. I tackled Dan and we started wrestling around in the pool filled with mashed up grapes. it was really funny. finally, we both stood up and our tighty whities were stained with grape juice. so we threw our underwear in the washing machine and sat back in the pool waiting for the cycle to finish. Dan's balls looked great covered in grape juice and by that point i had no qualms about telling him so. i think he said "thank you" but it was hard to tell because I was thrusting my cock into his mouth and grunting like a warthog.

Fucking lol

  LOL Alzado said:

  Fred McGriff said:

we started off with blah blah blah.

 

then we had some spanish blah blah blah.

 

then we had two bottles of blah blah blah.

 

then we realized that we were wasting so much money on wine when we could just take off our shoes and socks and stomp some grapes ourselves. we took off our shoes, socks and pants and set two kiddie pools filled with chambourcin grapes on top of a five foot-high platform. we agreed that the winner who stomped the most juice would win an overnight stay at the other's house. we begin stomping and engage in some chit-chat, while the measuring cups down below the platform begin to fill with luscious purple suds. suddenly, me friend goes 'stop!' -- so i stop, wondering if there's a problem or something ... then, all of a sudden he starts stomping his grapes like a madman, i guess trying to beat me. well i resolve to resume my own stomping post-haste, until he makes a misplaced step onto the edge of his kiddie pool, loses his balance and spills head-first over the edge of the platform!

 

i look down to see his torso plunged into the soft turf like a javelin, and he begins to howl, "auuu! aouuu aooouuuuu! auu--i can'--oh oww oh oww ohh stop! ohh stop!! auuughoughouuooooooooo auguh auuuuhh--i can't breath--stop--nngh--*gasp!*--nnghhhhhh-unnnnnnhhhh!!"

 

and then i look over at sammy and he goes "oh no, oh dear, i think he's actually hurt. he took a hard fall of there, boy. gosh, i hope he's okay." i say, "okay, we're gonna check on him and make sure he is; we'll try and get back to you as soon as we can. mm. jeez."

  Fred McGriff said:

it's a good video. sammy has an opinion of the video as well

 

Ducks watching videos of themselves on WATMM.

Pure Fuckin' IDM

  thanksomuch said:

watmm drinks too much/does too many drugs

I agree. I think something is wrong with us. Like for reals. Except for all you responsible drinkers and non drug users. We need a forum shrink.