8 bottles of wine

  Velazquez said:

  BCM said:

i drank pinot grigio and chardonnay last night and it was very nice.

wtf what's with this white wine bullshit? were you listening to kenny g and dan Fogleberg records too? ffs.

maybe i was, maybe i wasn't...

Ambien ended up making me homeless this past summer. I got into some SHIT because of that stuff... I "forget" i've taken them in my blacked out state, then the next morning, the brand new bottle is fucking empty, and I have some explaining to do... *sighs*

about ambien:

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a prescription medication used for the short-term treatment of insomnia, as well as some brain disorders. It is a short-acting nonbenzodiazepine hypnotic that potentiates gamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA), an inhibitory neurotransmitter, by binding to gamma-aminobutyric acid (GABA) receptors

i like how it binds to your 300bpm gabba receptors.

the best kind of receptors

jesus christ. i killed a case by myself at like 6am this morning before i went to bed.. now, as i wake up, i am paying the consequences dearly. i think living in a new town where i dont know anyone is turning me into a serious booze hound. argggg

i drank 5 litres of cider last night and ended up scoring a 5some with 4 reasonably hot 17 year old birds. unfortunately i payed a 20 bag for it so i technically just delved in the world of prostitution. shit happens.

lol HIGH FIVE

a fivesome? good work that's one to tell the grandkids.

man i'm getting old all i can think is that sounds tiring.

ive never even had a threesome before, and it was actually mildly awkward and confusing. still, wouldnt say no to another.

please tell me it was from 3 litre bottles of strongbow

wasn't there a Strongbow clown hop ish post a few years back?

  Fred McGriff said:

please tell me it was from 3 litre bottles of strongbow

nah it was 3 litre bottles of Frosty Jacks.

nasty

i think its great. and at 2.15 for 3 litres on offer from spar, you cant argue. you drink a pint and then it stops tasting like rotten piss anyway.

but doesn't it give you a god awful hangover? anything like that (special red, diamond white etc) fucks me right up the next day....

oh that is wonderful

check the fuckin bottle, its just a motherfuckin suave drink all round.

that is served best at room temperature right?

slightly warmer if you can achieve it. actually funnily enough i went into spar to get it and they said they had turned the cider fridge off because the shop was too cold (lol) so it was just sitting next to a light and was perfect temperature.

im playing at an open mic tonight which means i get free drinks all night so i can upgrade to strongbow tonight. with ice and everything.

"extra strength"

lolllll !!

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50% free

lol

i'm feeling quite nice, i was just sipping some free cognac whilst sitting down, in the shower

i'm going to smoke some marijuana, then masturbate to pornography, and then get into my antartica track

i kept drinking cognac and now have persistent hiccups

and don't feel as nice as i did when i was drinking cognac sat down in the show earlier this evening

canucks won by the way, 4-1, great game.