what makes you feel manly?

I'm going to bed now, I feel manly when I go to bed too, because it's entirely my decision.

go to bed, bitch

god that meal was ridiculously good. my wife came home and ate it and i felt very maternal.

  Fred McGriff said:

god that meal was ridiculously good. my wife came home and ate it and i felt very maternal.

lol

/thread

  Fred McGriff said:

here is me grilling (indoor albeit-- however i'm in the middle of buying a house with back yard so in a few months this photo will be supplanted by one of me with a proper grill) carne asada in a baseball cap. you can almost smell my manly BO.

 

if you are a detailed observer you will notice there is a glass of wine in the background. that is not manly. it should be a beer. just dont worry bout that.

 

lol double grill pan..

i feel manly when i shave my balls.

  Fred McGriff said:

baggy jeans

I am disappointed in you, Fred.

ice water with ice and multiple straws

lol fucking vultures picking me apart waiting for me to make a bad move

eat my shit both of you faggots

  Fred McGriff said:

lol fucking vultures picking me apart waiting for me to make a bad move

 

eat my shit both of you faggots

u mad?

like why cant i wear baggy jeans? they let my dick hang low? why cant i use a double grill pan? the steak was cooked perfectly. fuck off faggots

oh yea

u mad

u glad?

chuggin down a monster

getting a tattoo

driving fast

swearing

wearing wifebeaters

cutting down trees

checking out ladies

getting stains on my shirt

making up pick up lines

getting in fights

owning a gun

spending half my paycheck on beer

going hunting

wearing boots

working on my car

smoking cigars

watching westerns

and just generally gittin r dun

i want to argue now. someone argue with me. i feel manly when i argue because i usually win

im full of pasta and now i feel like a dirty guido

  JohnTqs said:

chuggin down a monster

getting a tattoo

driving fast

swearing

wearing wifebeaters

cutting down trees

checking out ladies

getting stains on my shirt

making up pick up lines

getting in fights

owning a gun

spending half my paycheck on beer

going hunting

wearing boots

working on my car

smoking cigars

watching westerns

and just generally gittin r dun

/thread

  Fred McGriff said:

like why cant i wear baggy jeans? they let my dick hang low? why cant i use a double grill pan? the steak was cooked perfectly. fuck off faggots

LOL cuz i thouight you were GRILLING like, ON A GRILL. i just giggled at myself for even calling it a double grill pan. i sell fucking cookware on HSN for a living. DISREGARD I SUCK COCKS, remember?

but i offered my explanation, fag, i dont have a back yard yet

fuck my life

fuck watmm

why dont u go to the local walmart and buy a backyard

u poor?

what is with this badgering omg *unregistr*

i made up a game called my spiteful dick in your ass and guess what you're gonna be a pro

fuck being manly when you can just fucking stay up all night, one eyed, on a macbook

Chablis... and chaps.

ripping ass

i've eaten so much fucking pasta and bacon i can't even find the energy to lean to the side to let out a fart goddamn

hey fred,

you're a faggot. why? what is it like? why do you have to be gay.

is being gay why you're so unfunny and probably a bad chef?