what makes you feel manly?

i'm taking a shit right now and smoking a pipe

smoking tea from a pipe while standing on the roof of my house at 2am made me feel really manly.

  tauboo said:

no he gets paid to laze around at home

hhhm how? are they hiring?

  ezkerraldean said:

smoking tea from a pipe while standing on the roof of my house at 2am made me feel really manly.

what's that like? does the tea smoke taste distinctly tea-like or does it have a unique flavor when burned?

i've made some tobacco / clove / spearmint blends that were heavenly, but i've never tried tea

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  tauboo said:

no he gets paid to laze around at home

 

 

hhhm how? are they hiring?

 

not hiring but i'm thinking about hiring someone to do my job for half my salary and then going out myself and getting another job PM me if interested

  Fred McGriff said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  tauboo said:

no he gets paid to laze around at home

 

 

hhhm how? are they hiring?

 

 

not hiring but i'm thinking about hiring someone to do my job for half my salary and then going out myself and getting another job PM me if interested

*PMs*

any skills needed?

for some reason when i read that i was thinking one would be living in your house as part of the job

  Fred McGriff said:

  Benedict Cumberbatch said:

  tauboo said:

no he gets paid to laze around at home

 

 

hhhm how? are they hiring?

 

 

not hiring but i'm thinking about hiring someone to do my job for half my salary and then going out myself and getting another job PM me if interested

Lol I'll do it. Hope it requires less effort than PMing you, because I'm too lazy to PM you.

playing golf

  JohnTqs said:

playing golf

Fuck off

stirrring someone's hot coffee with my wang and not flinching

"You got your penis in my coffee!"

"You got your coffee on my penis!"

And that's when the best-selling beverage of all time was invented.

  my usernames always really suck said:

"You got your penis in my coffee!"

"You got your coffee on my penis!"

 

And that's when the best-selling beverage of all time was invented.

Hot Chocolate?

having a long lasting and dedicated relationship at the cost of sex and whatever you enjoy in life.

Drinking my coffee pitch black with no fucking shit in it destroying the taste.

Fuck anything in my coffee other than coffee

Totally

  Adjective said:

  ezkerraldean said:

smoking tea from a pipe while standing on the roof of my house at 2am made me feel really manly.

what's that like? does the tea smoke taste distinctly tea-like or does it have a unique flavor when burned?

i've made some tobacco / clove / spearmint blends that were heavenly, but i've never tried tea

some fruit teas are actually quite nice, and smoke like shisha

normal tea is fucking disgusting. but it makes you feel really manly to smoke it

Building flat-pack furniture.

Then smashing it in someone's face.

  impakt said:

Drinking my coffee pitch black with no fucking shit in it destroying the taste.

++ that's the only way to do it.

eating my food way spicier than everybody else and having a massive cock.

splashing aftershave on my freshly-shaved balls

drinking 10% lagers that come in 1-litre cans, while smashing bottles and throwing items of furniture in the air

dave mathews band

listening to henry rollins self-esteem tapes before going on a date

i stare myself down in the mirror until the light gives in

  Mr Salads said:

Fuck anything in my coffee other than coffee

Water?