what makes you feel manly?

Pissing standing up with the door open

And pissing in the street for that matter. Pissing in general.

I don't feel manly when my piss hits the water and people can hear me so I always try to not directly hit the water with my urine

Because my piss sometimes goes not only in one direction but splits I got used to sitting down and doing it like girls do it. That's one of the least manlyest things anyone can do.

:ermm:

surely that only happens after ejaculation gaarg?

It's erection that does it, even a smaller one. Sometimes even not having an erection and just being slightly aroused. Takes two or three pisses after ejaculation to straigt my penis out too.

God has punished me well for my wanking!

  gaarg said:

Because my piss sometimes goes not only in one direction but splits I got used to sitting down and doing it like girls do it. That's one of the least manlyest things anyone can do.

 

:ermm:

I started out laughing, then I realised that this was actually quite sad, then I realised that I'm probably the least manly person on WATMM (and I'm including weed in this, although she's only marginally less manly than Producer Snafu).

"Narrow Urethra"

that confident feeling you get when you complete a task... you know... when you start to strut and boast... and give fist bumps to your peeps!

Pissing from a great height, like from the 8th floor of a car park in Croydon.

  tec said:

Pissing from a great height, like from the 8th floor of a car park in Croydon.

Lol, you've done this too?

pissing off a bridge is pretty great

  tauboo said:

pissing off a bridge is pretty great

Send me your address and I'll ship you over some, wheat crunchies. No joke. buy one get one free on bags of nine from Tescos. Spicy Tomato x 3, Crispy Bacon x 3, Worcester Sauce x 3.

  ezkerraldean said:

drinking 10% lagers that come in 1-litre cans, while smashing bottles and throwing items of furniture in the air

hell yeh

  tec said:

Pissing from a great height, like from the 8th floor of a car park in Croydon.

pissing off your next door neighbours roof whilst everyone in the pub opposite watches.

then getting a boner.

vomiting out of a second story window.

opening bottles with my teeth

and pretending not to care when the aforementioned action rips one of my teeth out

on separate occasions i've asked people to leave the mens room because they were giving me stage fright.

even though stage fright is far from manly... still better than standing silent at the urinal like some 50 year old

  ezkerraldean said:

opening bottles with my teeth

 

and pretending not to care when the aforementioned action rips one of my teeth out

I saw someone do this in a pub the other day (we were sneaking beer into the pub) and it made me cringe, eurgh!

  Adjective said:

on separate occasions i've asked people to leave the mens room because they were giving me stage fright.

even though stage fright is far from manly... still better than standing silent at the urinal like some 50 year old

you should have asked them to suck your willy to get the peepee to come out

going to an airshow and feeling a kinship w/ military machines.

< insert any manly activity here >

... and then getting a boner

/thread

wearing a vest. not under a shirt but only a vest (and pants obv)

being rude to call center people india who definitely aren't called "bob"

staring out people in wheelchairs

sucking wheat crunchies till they get all soft

  Iain C said:

  ezkerraldean said:

opening bottles with my teeth

 

and pretending not to care when the aforementioned action rips one of my teeth out

 

I saw someone do this in a pub the other day (we were sneaking beer into the pub) and it made me cringe, eurgh!

There was once this girl at a party that opened my friend's beer bottle with her eye socket.

I cannot believe he didn't bang her.

everything

because i am

steak

beer

porn

breaking things, especially glass.

  essines said:

steak

 

beer

 

porn

 

breaking things, especially glass.

All of these at the same time.

Making sure the Steak is bloody, to accompany the porn.