what makes you feel manly?

I feel like a damn man when I wake up, jerk off, then eat eggs and a small defenseless animal for breakfast. Then I check my email and chastise those that don't think like me. Then I pull out a pistol and shoot the first person I see. After that, I go for a walk in the park. I always have a copy of War and Peace on me for kindling just in case World War III starts and I have to find shelter and power through nuclear holocaust.

I'm basically the shit.

Fuck you.

I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU

PRICKS

not trusting anyone, now that's manly... and will end up getting someone KILLED MOTHER FUCKER

Having lots of body hair, a beard, drinking beer until I fall asleep, pissing and pooping at the same time, grabbing my gut and wiener in front of the mirror.

when i slam my penis in a car door and then yell to the neighbours that it didn't hurt anyway so up yours

PS what does 'up yours' REALLY mean?

stick it up your ass?

also: having a boner and wanting to fuck everything.

Wearing chinos and boat shoes makes me feel like my dad, and thus manly.

Squeezing my junk into my jorts also reminds me of my inconvenient masculinity

You guys are all pussies! The real manly thing to do is to kick your friends ass with a overlarge club!

This is me and kokoon's brother at it:

Sharpening a pencil with a stanley knife and having scars... maybe scars from all the pencil sharpening accidents but it's still prett fucking manly.

Anything involving knives is quite manly. Except cooking, I suppose.

A few weeks ago the power went off downstairs in the house, and my feckless housemates left it off for 5 days to avoid phoning the landlord (as opposed to cleaning up). I came back from a short trip away, messed around in the fusebox, and being the man of the house I fixed the fucker. For about an evening. But then I phoned an electrician. Sometimes the manliest thing to do is to delegate to another man.

  Fred McGriff said:

what is with this badgering omg *unregistr*

 

i made up a game called my spiteful dick in your ass and guess what you're gonna be a pro

does being a meany on watmm make you feel manly? i hope so

when my lady can't open a jar cos she's too weak and she asks me to do it and i open it without the slightest effort.

or when i flip her over for some kanine-style lovin in one quick single motion.

  Iain C said:

Wearing chinos and boat shoes

Eurgh.

I feel like He-Man when a woman hands me a jar that she has not been able to open and I manage to do it effortlessly. The risk involved is huge as if you accept the jar when she asks for help you are showing that you are on the highest pedestal of manhood, therefore failure leads to that woman never looking at you the same way again and consequentially leads to you dying alone and posting on WATMM.

drinking my own homebrew

setting fire to things

finding new uses for knives

  my usernames always really suck said:

im full of pasta and now i feel like a dirty guido

lol

• carrying furniture down stairs
• singing the HMS Pinafore in perfect falsetto while donning a nurse uniform that is 2 sizes two small
• getting bitch slapped and not even flinching
• killing vermin
• eating glass
• mohawks
• sodomizing hobos then shanking them
• taking out the trash
• going to bed early

getting fucked in the arsehole by a big muscley guy

  ezkerraldean said:

drinking my own homebrew

 

setting fire to things

 

finding new uses for knives

that,

bbq-ing,

and giving a woman a big slap on the ass is a HUGE plus

o and smelling bad, being dirty and lazy and whatnot. being a bum essentially

Haulin Ass

Getting Paid

Making Lists

lighting another man's cigarette when he asks for a lighter (especially manly if he goes to take it from your hand first), or giving a man a cigarette and lighting it for him

slightly less manly: lighting a woman's cigarette when she asks for a lighter, and then she puts her hand on your hand, holds eye contact, and smiles (pretty much guaranteed) or giving a woman a cigarette and lighting it for her (+ the other stuff) (edit: in this case you should light it in your own mouth or on your already lit cigarette, i guess, hmm.. *jots it down*jdfjdklsfj edit 2: this post is becoming like a delet post .. edit 3: maybe not)

edit 4: editing posts isn't manly

last night i got too drunk and had my housemate's last beer which he drinks when he gets back from his night shift which is just crossing a line. you don't take a fella's last beer.

first thing in the morning i walked to a specialist booze shop and bought a selection of real ales and cider to replace it. i took responsibility for my actions and responded in a manner that reinforces the environment of consideration we strive to uphold in our house. i think this was manly.

fred lost his job? whilst buying a house? shiiite.

manly? erm unusual erections. sideburns. i dunno.

no he gets paid to laze around at home

cumming in a sock