Movies That Totally Suck!

It Totally Sucked!

share your biggest disappointments of all time.

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Anaconda

Volcano

the room

electra

holy mountain

shutter

kill bill 2

the eye

i'm not there

salo

basically any movie recommended by watmm

all recent movies that are mainstream fucing boringass stupid ass shit dammitholy mouantain was alright. i enyed it,

Choke

Not that bad I guess, but did they even read the book to the end? The ending of the movie was a serious WTF.

'Equilibrium'

this looked great......butt it totally sucked ass.

matrix rip off, some of the action sequences were so fucked that i

could not believe they went with releasing this mouth full of mess. fucking stench.

i think these guys get a certain way through production, crunch the numbers

and then just suffer through the shit to cut their losses. subjecting the public

to some of their limp dicks should be illegal for spread of illness.

wavelength

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:38 AM, Drahken said:

Choke

 

Not that bad I guess, but did they even read the book to the end? The ending of the movie was a serious WTF.

Agreed.

Transformers.

I believe that was a big disappointment for all of us.

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:38 AM, Drahken said:

Choke

 

Not that bad I guess, but did they even read the book to the end? The ending of the movie was a serious WTF.

yea, fucking yea. i was ready for brilliance, i had not read the book (which i might do better at ah?)

i had 'Fightclub' on the brain (one of my top 100) and this made 'Choke' fucking goop . a few small chuckles

and a waste of my cockles.

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:42 AM, troon said:

'Equilibrium'

 

this looked great......butt it totally sucked ass.

matrix rip off, some of the action sequences were so fucked that i

could not believe they went with releasing this mouth full of mess. fucking stench.

i think these guys get a certain way through production, crunch the numbers

and then just suffer through the shit to cut their losses. subjecting the public

to some of their limp dicks should be illegal for spread of illness.

 

 

not only did it look and flow like a made-for-tv movie, some of the dialogue was the cheesiest, stupidest shit ive ever seen in a film.

Osmosis Jones

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:51 AM, Squee said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:38 AM, Drahken said:

Choke

 

Not that bad I guess, but did they even read the book to the end? The ending of the movie was a serious WTF.

 

Agreed.

 

 

Transformers.

I believe that was a big disappointment for all of us.

the effects were there, but lets get some fucking balls man.

where was the grit, where was the hard edgy mysticism.

so much more could have been done with this, is family

money always going to turn the flip. fucking bitches.

it should have been Ridley Scott and michael bay

or whatever, i don't know......

disappointing.

23 (w/ Jim Carrey) My expectations were not high, but that really sucked way more than I expected. Glad I just borrowed the DVD.

Pauly Shore is Dead and No One Cares: only film I stopped watching 20 or so minutes in.

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:39 AM, chris moss acid said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A

dude this shouldn't be here in this thread. this is on a whole 'nuther plane.

  On 11/10/2009 at 3:03 AM, joshuatxuk said:

23 (w/ Jim Carrey) My expectations were not high, but that really sucked way more than I expected. Glad I just borrowed the DVD.

 

Pauly Shore is Dead and No One Cares: only film I stopped watching 20 or so minutes in.

23

don't even get me started on that melting shit sickle .

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:19 AM, troon said:

  On 11/8/2009 at 6:52 AM, zaphod said:

good, i hope donnie darko guy never makes another movie

 

 

for shits. a one hit wonder for sure. i hope he's not, but it looks that way...

'south land tail's was a fucking chore.

 

i did not see this box of shit. should i start a thread called 'movies that totally suck'

to go along with my 'albums that totally suck'?

Nobody said yes.

into the wild

grizzly man

i quite liked into the wild, i thought that actor did a good job with mccandless. he seemed pretty eccentric from the book and i thought he had the same spirit.

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:34 AM, zaphod said:

salo

salo wasn't that bad, kind of disappointed I bought it but it's cinematography made up for it's lack in just about everything else.

flash gordon

  On 11/10/2009 at 3:08 AM, data said:

into the wild

grizzly man

 

woe man. stop right there.

i must disagree with you there.

especially 'Into The Wild'. i don't want to start a beef,

but it was brilliant.

...and that dude in grizzly man was flipped out, but he

was questioning some things in nature and stepping into the

unknown. sad but, bless him for pushing into those issues so hard

...and 'Werner Herzog' is one of my favorite directors.

that scene where dude sets up the camera

and goes on the rant about bears eating

their cubs, fucking brilliant, the sheer

emotion. that dude was a bit weird, but he was inline.

grizzly man is a truly unique experience.

  On 11/10/2009 at 3:08 AM, data said:

grizzly man is a fucking fantastic film. It made me laugh and cry at the same time and I left feeling like I had experienced both man and animal as well as nature at their most extremes. I'm am a dolt and Werner Herzog has more talent and creativity in his fingernail than I could ever dream of containing in my pathetic faculties.