Movies That Totally Suck!

  On 11/10/2009 at 8:07 PM, Conor74 said:

 

It's hard to put the finger on it - I guess it's just so eerie and unsettling. Can remember watching it for the first time 25 years back, and still love it - so maybe nostalgia colours my view a little.

 

I really disagree with everyone saying Crash sucked. Why did you hate it so much? It was clearly a deliberately exaggerated spoof on action movies. It was one of the most hilarious movies I've seen in a while, I mean, come on! He fries his hand in a waffle cooker to keep himself alive and does so with complete seriousness. Anyone who hated this movie was clearly not thinking hard enough to realize its not actually a SERIOUS action movie.

  On 11/10/2009 at 3:10 PM, verticalhold said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:44 PM, Conor74 said:

Everything that has any of the following words on the poster...

 

Whoopi Goldberg!

Cuba Gooding Jnr!

Vince Vaughn!

Hilarious!

Romp!

Best British Comedy since Four Weddings...!

... Pie I/II/III/IV/V etc.

Saw II/III/IV etc.

 

dont forget:

 

"tour de force"

anything that has a quote from Shawn Edwards of FOX TV

"non-stop"

"_____ just got ______"

"This summer"

"Too ______ for ________"

"for all the family"

Don't forget any fucking movie that has "feel good film of the year"

  On 11/10/2009 at 8:54 PM, Yegg said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 8:07 PM, Conor74 said:

How very dare you. To take a classic of the cinema and dump it in this thread?

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:41 PM, Jonas said:

any hellraiser after 1 & 2.

Inferno wasn't half bad. I think that was pt. 5.

  On 11/10/2009 at 9:39 PM, Conor74 said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 8:54 PM, Yegg said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 8:07 PM, Conor74 said:

 

How very dare you. To take a classic of the cinema and dump it in this thread?

Because that film is steaming heap of crap.

Also Donny Darko belongs in here too.

  On 11/10/2009 at 5:31 AM, Fishtank said:

Napoleon Dynamite (I spent the whole movie wondering what was supposed to be funny)

Same here. I chuckled here and there, but the whole thing felt so disjointed and dull.

  On 11/10/2009 at 4:22 AM, lumpenprol said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 3:20 AM, Calx Sherbet said:

flash gordon

 

flash gordon?! That's a classic, if you saw it as a kid. Left me with more indelible memories than probably any other childhood film...of course it sucks but that's not the point...

flash gordon was part of that generation of films that if they were released today, they would never get a PG cert

incredibly camp and full of phallic imagery. good movie

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:38 AM, Drahken said:

Choke

 

Not that bad I guess, but did they even read the book to the end? The ending of the movie was a serious WTF.

Come on there, book to movie relations aside (I have not rea the book yet, still on Invisible Monsters) But as a movie I thought it to be one of the best of the year. Along with Crank II and Brüno.

Shoot 'Em Up

senseless mindless swill.

Giamatti and Owen smell so much sweeter then this big puffing bloated fish.

what were they thinking?

most likely they were not.

hellbreeder

this movie actually made me sick to my stomach for the next couple days. do not watch it. ever.

Everything by Tim Burton. I HATE HIS WORK.

  On 11/11/2009 at 8:54 AM, impakt said:

Everything by Tim Burton. I HATE HIS WORK.

wtf?

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:05 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

with some movies, you just wonder how on earth the people involved thought they weren't involved in an absolute train wreck.

sometimes that train is moving so fast no one can get off, or they won't let anyone off.

the film industry can be fucked up. i would hate to be an actor/actress that was

forced to be dragged through some stench and haunted by the smell for my carrier.

money games suck.... i feel bad for some of these folks. ( and just angry at other's)

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:10 AM, troon said:

  On 11/11/2009 at 8:54 AM, impakt said:

Everything by Tim Burton. I HATE HIS WORK.

 

wtf?

I just can't stand that animated emo hipster shit.

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:42 AM, impakt said:

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:10 AM, troon said:

  On 11/11/2009 at 8:54 AM, impakt said:

Everything by Tim Burton. I HATE HIS WORK.

 

wtf?

 

I just can't stand that animated emo hipster shit.

i agree, give me a hug

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:42 AM, impakt said:

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:10 AM, troon said:

  On 11/11/2009 at 8:54 AM, impakt said:

Everything by Tim Burton. I HATE HIS WORK.

 

wtf?

 

I just can't stand that animated emo hipster shit.

alright, whatever.

Edward Scissorhands was brilliant.

I will admit that Edward Scissorhands is not that bad.

Tim Burton, try something different

  On 11/10/2009 at 9:39 PM, sneaksta303 said:

  On 11/10/2009 at 2:41 PM, Jonas said:

any hellraiser after 1 & 2.

 

Inferno wasn't half bad. I think that was pt. 5.

Inferno was great! I love that film!

What a header, lol

Oh, and lest we forget:

Up

Fuck Pixar.

  On 11/11/2009 at 8:54 AM, impakt said:

Everything by Tim Burton. I HATE HIS WORK.

PEE-WEE MOTHERFUCKER

You are now sneaksta's enemy #1. Beatlejuise or however you spell it is awesome too.

*sticks tounge out*

wattem: gifs for sale

actually was pretty good

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:42 AM, impakt said:

  On 11/11/2009 at 9:10 AM, troon said:

  On 11/11/2009 at 8:54 AM, impakt said:

Everything by Tim Burton. I HATE HIS WORK.

 

wtf?

 

I just can't stand that animated emo hipster shit.

i really like Burton, the fact that his films grew big in the emo subculture makes me embarrassed to like it........ fuck them.

Pee-wee's Big Adventure is amazing. god it still makes me laugh out loud