cheese pizza

i feel really bad about eating pigs too.

but they're so damn tasty. bacon, gammon, sausage, pork dumplings, roast pork, mmm.

i go to the city farm nearby and scratch 'n pat their backs to make up for it, "i scratch your back, i eat you".

  Fred McGriff said:

omnivores whomp the fuck out of herbivores.

w0rd

tonight i had italian bacon and shrimp

it owned so hard i shrimpd myself

  tauboo said:

i feel really bad about eating pigs too.

 

but they're so damn tasty. bacon, gammon, sausage, pork dumplings, roast pork, mmm.

 

i go to the city farm nearby and scratch 'n pat their backs to make up for it, "i scratch your back, i eat you".

I think the only meat I miss is salami. How I yearn for thee...

i t(h)ink (m)eat is rank tasting, only fish at thee witches cauldron is (p)lush

you know what fuck pigs*

they probably have some character flaw that made us want to kill and eat them a long time ago and we evolved** a taste for them just to ensure we'd always keep their population under control.

man, i think if i had a Deer pizza i'd come out of every pore and fall unconscious

*9/11 was an inside job

**through intelligent design

i had a pizza with duck on it

fantastic

An entire duck!

5-mushroom pizza ftw. that is all.

i have a question: is there a standard set of cheeses on a quattro formaggi?

mozzarella, gorgonzola, what else? :undecided:

cheddar and cock

  zaphod said:

this guy i know gets extra cheese on his pizza and no other toppings. what is that? it just falls off and you've got a triangle of bread with some sauce on it.

man that sounds like a good fucking pizza

you people are too damn picky

and homeboy should learn to fold the slice so you dont loose none, cause thats just wrong

lol goddammit. this friday night, i was with some work friends. there were 6 of us playing beer pong at this dude's apartment after a night at the bar. we're hungry. pizza is mentioned. what do we order? not one, but TWO (2) LARGE CHEESE PIZZAS. are you fucking kidding me? so i started goin off on how you need toppings and shit and they were like, no you need just cheese pizza. what the fuck is the point? go make some grilled cheese or something, shit. anyway i didnt pitch in any money but i did eat two slices after everyone was full. cant believe that shit. but you know what, it's just another day for fred mcgriff.

  encey said:

i have a question: is there a standard set of cheeses on a quattro formaggi?

 

mozzarella, gorgonzola, what else? :undecided:

stracchino and fontina

but plenty of other cheeses are nice

wtf is stracchino?

sounds like the scabs that form on your scrote after a bad itch

yea, they do make quite a strange sound.

it's made from the milk of tired cows apparently.

nm, use ricotta or something.

  Fred McGriff said:

lol goddammit. this friday night, i was with some work friends. there were 6 of us playing beer pong at this dude's apartment after a night at the bar. we're hungry. pizza is mentioned. what do we order? not one, but TWO (2) LARGE CHEESE PIZZAS. are you fucking kidding me? so i started goin off on how you need toppings and shit and they were like, no you need just cheese pizza. what the fuck is the point? go make some grilled cheese or something, shit. anyway i didnt pitch in any money but i did eat two slices after everyone was full. cant believe that shit. but you know what, it's just another day for fred mcgriff.

you play beer pong?

lolwtf

also, i gave up pig a few months ago when i had the hem hems

Halibut Pizza ftw

  beneboi said:

  Fred McGriff said:

lol goddammit. this friday night, i was with some work friends. there were 6 of us playing beer pong at this dude's apartment after a night at the bar. we're hungry. pizza is mentioned. what do we order? not one, but TWO (2) LARGE CHEESE PIZZAS. are you fucking kidding me? so i started goin off on how you need toppings and shit and they were like, no you need just cheese pizza. what the fuck is the point? go make some grilled cheese or something, shit. anyway i didnt pitch in any money but i did eat two slices after everyone was full. cant believe that shit. but you know what, it's just another day for fred mcgriff.

 

you play beer pong?

 

lolwtf

 

i am an athelete

  Fred McGriff said:

i am a frat boy

i reckon i got called out

reckon so...

*date rapes your mom*

  Fred McGriff said:

*date rapes your mom*

*films it and sells it as College Fuckfest (milf edition)*

Man I pile the frickin goat cheese all over my pizza. That stuff quadruples the amount of multiple mouthgasms imminent while making a surely delectable pie. But seriously, pile on the peppers and onions on my pizza yo. These meat lover freaks are a disgrace to pizza making. The only meat that belongs on pizza is pepperoni and chicken (with the goat cheese). Get your dirty disgusting hamburger or malformed sausage the hell of my pizza please. And keep the freaks who want anchovies and pineapple in a separate room.