cheese pizza

this thread is not about your admittedly delicious-looking pizza

this thread is specifically for deriding cheese pizza

Yes, my point is that there should be a movement to oust all cheese pizzas in eateries and replace them with Margherita. Cheese pizza will then only be available in frozen form for delicious drunken dining.

vegan pizza fails. it's like having a meatless steak. you eat steak cause it's meat.

i mean i like the stuff but i wouldn't call it pizza

I can't think of anything else to call it though. Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface? Pizza is easier innit.

  essines said:

vegan pizza fails. it's like having a meatless steak. you eat steak cause it's meat.

 

i mean i like the stuff but i wouldn't call it pizza

i dunno man

that at the very least looks like a very fucking tasty pizza indeed.

  kaini said:

  essines said:

vegan pizza fails. it's like having a meatless steak. you eat steak cause it's meat.

 

i mean i like the stuff but i wouldn't call it pizza

 

i dunno man

that at the very least looks like a very fucking tasty pizza indeed.

It has no cheese! Is it even pizza without cheese? Or just bread sauce vegetable disk?

  Dan C said:

I can't think of anything else to call it though. Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface? Pizza is easier innit.

well if you're going to be an idiot and come up with the longest possible name you can then i guess it'd be fair to let you use pizza. cause you could call pizza Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface that isn't vegan, i guess.

Well, you come up with a name for it then if you're so bloody smart!

i seriously had a huge irl lol at the fact this discussion is happening, btw.

You're not helping the naming process.

  countchocula said:

  kaini said:

  essines said:

vegan pizza fails. it's like having a meatless steak. you eat steak cause it's meat.

 

i mean i like the stuff but i wouldn't call it pizza

 

i dunno man

that at the very least looks like a very fucking tasty pizza indeed.

 

It has no cheese! Is it even pizza without cheese? Or just bread sauce vegetable disk?

  Dan C said:

Well, you come up with a name for it then if you're so bloody smart!

See above. I already came up with a name for it. bread sauce vegetable disk.

I can get behind that.

holy shit, that's a notpizza if i ever saw one. bread salad. doesn't even look like good food. all that shit would fall off if you held a slice past 30˚, hence notpizza.

Im goin here and Im gettin the CHEESE PIZZA

dough sauce and cheese sounds simple but there are a million ways to do it wrong.

I guess you people usually go for dominoes.

http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2009/01/31...za-in-new-york/

notpizza is a pretty catchy title.

  marf said:

Im goin here and Im gettin the CHEESE PIZZA

 

http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/2009/01/31...za-in-new-york/

dear lord, i don't like new york that much, but i'm going this weekend and can't wait to do some serious margherita beasting i didn't have to make myself.

  kaini said:

  essines said:

vegan pizza fails. it's like having a meatless steak. you eat steak cause it's meat.

 

i mean i like the stuff but i wouldn't call it pizza

 

i dunno man

that at the very least looks like a very fucking tasty pizza indeed.

is that a freegan pizza?

what got you into the life and how do you like it so far?

i have eaten and liked horse, kangaroo, and crocodile (although the latter two are really novelty meats if you live in europe)

you can't deny it's a lovely looking piece of food. pizza controversy. pizzaversy.

that being said i also fed myself from the skips out the backs of supermarkets in denmark for months on another, separate occasion. northern europe has incredibly progressive laws regarding this sort of thing.

Not freegan, only vegan. I don't do the freegan stuff, I know a couple of people that do, they seem to enjoy it.

If you wanna know about the vegan stuff, I've just been vegetarian for ages, and never really liked, or liked the idea of dairy products, meat, eggs, animal stuff in general, just never sat well with me. So I just decided that i'd fuck it all off, and have done for a while now, can't remember quite how long, will be a year in a couple of months I think...

It's easy and cheap, and I do it without thinking now, so it's all gravy.

LOL @ my dietary life story.

i was a veggie for 6 months to impress a girl

i finally got to kiss her a year later

unfortunately it was in front of her boyfriend, who kicked the crap out of me

my experience as a vegetarian was not a satisfying one

  essines said:

  Dan C said:

I can't think of anything else to call it though. Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface? Pizza is easier innit.

 

well if you're going to be an idiot and come up with the longest possible name you can then i guess it'd be fair to let you use pizza. cause you could call pizza Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface that isn't vegan, i guess.

fucking lol!

I can't believe this is a 26 page thread. Also this is my first post in it. I think cheese pizza is alright when you are in the mood for something really bread&butter base, like a mcd's burger with cheese and ketchup only... that sort of thing

well if you eat mcdonalds burgers theres no hope for you anyway.

  thehauntingsoul said:

  essines said:

  Dan C said:

I can't think of anything else to call it though. Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface? Pizza is easier innit.

 

well if you're going to be an idiot and come up with the longest possible name you can then i guess it'd be fair to let you use pizza. cause you could call pizza Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface that isn't vegan, i guess.

 

fucking lol!

 

I can't believe this is a 26 page thread. Also this is my first post in it. I think cheese pizza is alright when you are in the mood for something really bread&butter base, like a mcd's burger with cheese and ketchup only... that sort of thing

i bet five pages of it are people expressing their disbelief at the size of this thread.

a pizza with black olives is a real pizza

god i love stone baked italian pizzas... you know, when in rome...

  essines said:

  Dan C said:

I can't think of anything else to call it though. Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface? Pizza is easier innit.

 

well if you're going to be an idiot and come up with the longest possible name you can then i guess it'd be fair to let you use pizza. cause you could call pizza Flat disc of dough with foodstuffs applied to the surface that isn't vegan, i guess.

'flatbread' it's usually called

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