LOST - Season 6

  On 2/7/2010 at 8:11 PM, we_kill_soapscum said:

the smoke monster sound is a NYC taxi cab receipt printer. this is confirmed

it also explains why rose says it reminds her of something back home in season 1 (she lives in the bronx)

  On 2/7/2010 at 8:11 PM, we_kill_soapscum said:

the smoke monster sound is a NYC taxi cab receipt printer. this is confirmed

thats not fare

  On 2/7/2010 at 8:11 PM, we_kill_soapscum said:

the smoke monster sound is a NYC taxi cab receipt printer. this is confirmed

yes i know this, but this doesn't take away the fact that they made locke's accountant thing sound like it.

I like these descriptions of the characters.

  Quote

Sawyer is pure gut and gristle, a good looking rebel with daddy issues.

 

Locke is a mysterious ex-cripple who makes everyone feel really uncomfortable, but he's got knives. And daddy issues.

 

Rose dispenses matronly advise and comfort as only African American women can.

 

Jin is Korean and doesn't want Michael boning his wife Sun.

 

Sun is Korean and would rather not get boned by Michael, possibly because of her daddy issues.

 

Sayid tortures people and is middle eastern. He's also impossibly cool, we want to be Sayid.

 

Charlie likes him some Heroin and some Claire, in his perfect world the two would be combined somehow.

 

Walt is psychic maybe, or maybe he's just a bit of a brat. Either way, we don't have to see much of him after this season... again, because of the daddy issues.

 

Michael doesn't want Locke boning his son.

 

Jack is a centaur. With centaur daddy issues

 

Kate was a criminal and she doesn't look half bad in a two-piece. Both Jack and Sawyer want to bone her. Her dad is so amazing, she killed him.

 

Hurley (Hugo) is rotund and good natured, he is the lovable comic relief and is either despised or adored by Lost fans, there is no middle ground. His dad, Cheech, was never there, so no daddy issues, here!

 

Shannon dies. Also Sayid bones her.

 

Claire is pregnant, Australian and Charlie wants to bone her and heroin at the same time.

 

Boone dies, no one wants to bone him.

 

Rousseau is a lonely French woman that ties Sayid to electrified bed springs, sexiness ensues.

 

Arzt explodes

 

Ethan is an other pretending to be one of the survivors, he is possible superhumanly strong.

  On 2/9/2010 at 12:35 PM, azatoth said:

This episode sucks balls

are there iso's up yet for it?

grr...i gotta wait till tomorrow i guess...i hate not having tv sometimes.

Don't bother nothing happens. Total waste of time

jesus change the name of the show to "I'm Going After Him". how many fucking times can this bitch say the same line, year after year? kill Kate already!

such filler.

  On 2/10/2010 at 4:02 AM, jules said:

Don't bother nothing happens. Total waste of time

  On 2/10/2010 at 5:34 AM, Rubin Farr said:

jesus change the name of the show to "I'm Going After Him". how many fucking times can this bitch say the same line, year after year? kill Kate already!

  On 2/10/2010 at 6:50 AM, GORDO said:

such filler.

lol, how surprising these are the reactions to a "kate" episode. she's nothing more than nice to look at. a totally uninteresting and useless character.

I've not watched this episode yet. But knowing it's Kate makes it seem impossible to care.

Shame, the first two eps were so good.

well, atleast now the mediocre kate episode is out of the way.

Yeah but they have so much stuff to cover in the last season, why waste an entire episode with a typical Kate snoozefest? THere's only 14 left!!!!

i think it's pretty clear that many things wont be explained.

  On 2/10/2010 at 3:21 PM, azatoth said:

i think it's pretty clear that many things wont be explained.

i'm thinking this more and more. fuck that

well, we got an answer to the s1 question: what is the sickness

at least... i think we did. still a bit confused. sayid&claire have had the same thing happen to them as the french team ?

resulting in the infected being 'claimed' by smokey?

but other than that, what a shit episode.

sayid's accent throughout gave me a few chuckles

as much as i hated him in the beginning, jack is a pretty awesome character.

did jack ever actually find out that claire was his sister?

  On 2/10/2010 at 6:20 PM, messiaen said:

did jack ever actually find out that claire was his sister?

From Lostpedia

  Quote

Since the rescue, Jack learned of his family relation to Claire and Aaron, laid his father to rest and became engaged to Kate.

But yeah, this episode was

so they did to ben the same thing they did to sayid? if so, was he "infected" too? why do the procedure anyway, it doesn't make sense, first they say, if he dies we are in trouble and now they want to kill him. bleh.

  On 2/10/2010 at 6:58 PM, GORDO said:

so they did to ben the same thing they did to sayid? if so, was he "infected" too? why do the procedure anyway, it doesn't make sense, first they say, if he dies we are in trouble and now they want to kill him. bleh.

they did the cure to ben when the water was still clear presumably, before jacob died

so no, he wasnt infected.

they said they are in trouble if sayid dies because they know the dark side will infect him.

pay attention

i don't even know what to think about this show anymore.

no you. :p

when ben was taken there richard said pretty much the same "he will never be the same" bullshit they just told jack about sayid. rousseau guys, and presumably clair also got infected before jacob died so bleh.

they said trouble if sayid dies before any of this infection bussiness. so bleh.

everything else is just assumption. so it makes no sense.