The Rapture is Tomorrow

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The 2011 end times prediction made by Christian radio host Harold Camping states that the Rapture (in premillennial theology, the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) will take place on May 21, 2011[1][2] at 6 P.M. local time (the rapture will sweep the globe time zone by time zone) [3] and that the end of the world as we know it will take place five months later on October 21, 2011.[4] Camping, president of the Family Radio Christian network, claims the Bible as his source and says May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment "beyond the shadow of a doubt".[5] His followers claim that around 200 million people (approximately 3% of the world's population) will be raptured.[6]

I like how the rapture will visit each time zone at 6pm. What a thoughtful and considerate rapture it is. Good thing the Bible doesn't say anything about putting man's laws (eg time zones) before God's, otherwise that would be pretty massive heresy.

Anyway, timezone respecting rapture means New Zealand's going first. Later guys.

  On 5/20/2011 at 1:50 AM, analogue wings said:

 

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The 2011 end times prediction made by Christian radio host Harold Camping states that the Rapture (in premillennial theology, the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) will take place on May 21, 2011[1][2] at 6 P.M. local time (the rapture will sweep the globe time zone by time zone) [3] and that the end of the world as we know it will take place five months later on October 21, 2011.[4] Camping, president of the Family Radio Christian network, claims the Bible as his source and says May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment "beyond the shadow of a doubt".[5] His followers claim that around 200 million people (approximately 3% of the world's population) will be raptured.[6]

 

I like how the rapture will visit each time zone at 6pm. What a thoughtful and considerate rapture it is. Good thing the Bible doesn't say anything about putting man's laws (eg time zones) before God's, otherwise that would be pretty massive heresy.

 

Anyway, timezone respecting rapture means New Zealand's going first. Later guys.

 

 

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Just kidding, I aint getting picked up in no rapture

 

 

i was in minneapolis a couple of weekends ago and passed one of their (family radio) caravans they have out spreading the word. it struck me as surreal and sad, the people in the cabs of the 10 or so RVs looked emotionless, two in each cab staring straight ahead, not even talking to each other.

i wanted to get their windows down and ask why they weren't celebrating the fact that they're going to be with jesus soon!

the fuck is a rapture?

how freaking wicked would that be

remix plz.

  On 5/20/2011 at 2:20 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

the fuck is a rapture?

judgement day is saturday. the day you decide to party (with your lsd beer cocain mary jane) too late though i've got a beed on you i'm drunk and saturday looks sober to me.

  On 5/20/2011 at 3:03 AM, pattern recognition said:

  On 5/20/2011 at 2:20 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

the fuck is a rapture?

haven't heard that in a while!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HP04nfUi4g

I'm heralding in the apocalypse with my first ever Zephyr Nova live set. Rapture will be experienced along with a few bad acid trips I'm sure.

  On 5/20/2011 at 2:20 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

the fuck is a rapture?

 

 

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massive lol

  On 5/20/2011 at 3:18 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

I'm heralding in the apocalypse with my first ever Zephyr Nova live set. Rapture will be experienced along with a few bad acid trips I'm sure.

wtf when where??

If this happens I sure will have mixed feelings.

On the one hand, all my fundamental beliefs about reality will be overturned.

On the other hand, all the Christians will be gone.

the rapture is in my backyard with BARBEQUE and B33R

my current theory is that the rapture already happened but no one was eligible

oh all the cynics are out in force, i see

i've already been raptured and i'm on a brown planet with white trunked, black leaved trees with purple skies and my wifi works. that's how i'm communicating with you babe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AtM7f0774

The plot of this movie is: All the Christians in the world disappear and THEN there's a war

  On 5/20/2011 at 3:19 AM, essines said:

wtf when where??

Check yer messages.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

^ edit is that not the blackest dude you've ever seen?

I probably won't get raptured for saying that.

the only possible candidates for rapture are the Newboro folks

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  On 5/20/2011 at 3:57 AM, Rambo said:

oh all the cynics are out in force, i see

lol