Guest analogue wings Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Quote The 2011 end times prediction made by Christian radio host Harold Camping states that the Rapture (in premillennial theology, the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) will take place on May 21, 2011[1][2] at 6 P.M. local time (the rapture will sweep the globe time zone by time zone) [3] and that the end of the world as we know it will take place five months later on October 21, 2011.[4] Camping, president of the Family Radio Christian network, claims the Bible as his source and says May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment "beyond the shadow of a doubt".[5] His followers claim that around 200 million people (approximately 3% of the world's population) will be raptured.[6] I like how the rapture will visit each time zone at 6pm. What a thoughtful and considerate rapture it is. Good thing the Bible doesn't say anything about putting man's laws (eg time zones) before God's, otherwise that would be pretty massive heresy. Anyway, timezone respecting rapture means New Zealand's going first. Later guys. Reveal hidden contents Just kidding, I aint getting picked up in no rapture Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 On 5/20/2011 at 1:50 AM, analogue wings said: Quote The 2011 end times prediction made by Christian radio host Harold Camping states that the Rapture (in premillennial theology, the taking up into heaven of God's elect people) will take place on May 21, 2011[1][2] at 6 P.M. local time (the rapture will sweep the globe time zone by time zone) [3] and that the end of the world as we know it will take place five months later on October 21, 2011.[4] Camping, president of the Family Radio Christian network, claims the Bible as his source and says May 21 will be the date of the Rapture and the day of judgment "beyond the shadow of a doubt".[5] His followers claim that around 200 million people (approximately 3% of the world's population) will be raptured.[6] I like how the rapture will visit each time zone at 6pm. What a thoughtful and considerate rapture it is. Good thing the Bible doesn't say anything about putting man's laws (eg time zones) before God's, otherwise that would be pretty massive heresy. Anyway, timezone respecting rapture means New Zealand's going first. Later guys. Reveal hidden contents Just kidding, I aint getting picked up in no rapture i was in minneapolis a couple of weekends ago and passed one of their (family radio) caravans they have out spreading the word. it struck me as surreal and sad, the people in the cabs of the 10 or so RVs looked emotionless, two in each cab staring straight ahead, not even talking to each other. i wanted to get their windows down and ask why they weren't celebrating the fact that they're going to be with jesus soon! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 the fuck is a rapture? Reveal hidden contents ? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian trageskin Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 how freaking wicked would that be Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585431 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Your browser does not support the HTML5 audio tag http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2011/05/Harold_Camping1.mp3 remix plz. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 On 5/20/2011 at 2:20 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: the fuck is a rapture? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dls Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 judgement day is saturday. the day you decide to party (with your lsd beer cocain mary jane) too late though i've got a beed on you i'm drunk and saturday looks sober to me. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585443 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 On 5/20/2011 at 3:03 AM, pattern recognition said: On 5/20/2011 at 2:20 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: the fuck is a rapture? haven't heard that in a while! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HP04nfUi4g Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 (edited) I'm heralding in the apocalypse with my first ever Zephyr Nova live set. Rapture will be experienced along with a few bad acid trips I'm sure. Edited May 20, 2011 by Zephyr_Nova Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 On 5/20/2011 at 2:20 AM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: the fuck is a rapture? Reveal hidden contents ? massive lol On 5/20/2011 at 3:18 AM, Zephyr_Nova said: I'm heralding in the apocalypse with my first ever Zephyr Nova live set. Rapture will be experienced along with a few bad acid trips I'm sure. wtf when where?? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3k5UeRPTM4 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 If this happens I sure will have mixed feelings. On the one hand, all my fundamental beliefs about reality will be overturned. On the other hand, all the Christians will be gone. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585456 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dls Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 the rapture is in my backyard with BARBEQUE and B33R Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585462 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 my current theory is that the rapture already happened but no one was eligible Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 oh all the cynics are out in force, i see Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dls Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 i've already been raptured and i'm on a brown planet with white trunked, black leaved trees with purple skies and my wifi works. that's how i'm communicating with you babe Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585467 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AtM7f0774 The plot of this movie is: All the Christians in the world disappear and THEN there's a war Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 On 5/20/2011 at 3:19 AM, essines said: wtf when where?? Check yer messages. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g ^ edit is that not the blackest dude you've ever seen? I probably won't get raptured for saying that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 the only possible candidates for rapture are the Newboro folks Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585472 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. "We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus. We are currently active in 26 states, employing 40 pet rescuers. Our representatives have been screened to ensure that they are atheists, animal lovers, are moral / ethical with no criminal background, have the ability and desire to rescue your pet and the means to retrieve them and ensure their care for your pet's natural life. Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable. For $135.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $20.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends. Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ] Thank you for your interest in Eternal Earth-Bound Pets. We hope we can help provide you with peace of mind. Please visit our FAQS page" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 On 5/20/2011 at 5:17 AM, joshuatxuk said: You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind. awesome, never considered making easy money off my being a heathen Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585504 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Franklin Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 On 5/20/2011 at 3:57 AM, Rambo said: oh all the cynics are out in force, i see lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/#findComment-1585522 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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