The Rapture is Tomorrow

anal probes?

Nah, that's the Rapeture.

lols

set phaser to stun.

sounds like a good day to finish off a bag of weed

  On 5/20/2011 at 7:47 AM, hahathhat said:

sounds like a good day to finish off a bag of weed

lol!

  On 5/20/2011 at 8:40 AM, chenGOD said:

  On 5/20/2011 at 7:47 AM, hahathhat said:

sounds like a good day to finish off a bag of weed

 

thx for that. never seen the vid or heard that song@!

If oddly enough it happens and I for some odd reason start floating up to heaven, I think I would decline. The world would be a much better place without crazy Christians and I am sure it would be more exciting down here than in heaven full of awful zealots.

  On 5/20/2011 at 9:01 AM, azatoth said:

If oddly enough it happens and I for some odd reason start floating up to heaven, I think I would decline. The world would be a much better place without crazy Christians and I am sure it would be more exciting down here than in heaven full of awful zealots.

well i guess the obvious solution is to stay indoors? you'll probably just kind of bang about the ceiling for a while.

So this is tommorrow according to which timezone? Will it be a slow sweep across the globe as it passes into a new day?

*reads first post*

*reads thread*

@ self

I've decided to give my life, heart and soul to Jesus.

I've decided to give my cummerbund, my slide whistle and my Nike Air Max to Jesus

edit: LOL 4 chaosmachine

Hail Satan!

  On 5/20/2011 at 12:24 PM, chaosmachine said:

Real life lol.

This guy supposedly predicated the rapture before, so...

dunno if this has been posted already but the guy who predicted all this bollocks got his back up when a caller to his radio station asked if all the people who sent in their life-savings to the show would get a refund on may 22nd lmao. audio below

http://bit.ly/iw6zPQ

  On 5/20/2011 at 2:40 PM, kaen said:

dunno if this has been posted already but the guy who predicted all this bollocks got his back up when a caller to his radio station asked if all the people who sent in their life-savings to the show would get a refund on may 22nd lmao. audio below

 

http://bit.ly/iw6zPQ

flol cant wait for sunday

Macho Man Randy Savage has headed up there a little too early! :(

so if it goes time zone by time zone, you can out run the rapture for 24 hours. thats pretty nice of them.