The Rapture is Tomorrow

are you saying jesus sucks?

only like 10 hours until the chatham islands start getting raptured.

i think we should start reminiscing about earth. what did you guys like about your temporal existence?

I'm pretty sure I'm getting left behind.

A glorious, post-Kurt Cameron world awaits me.

the plagues and quakes will be worth the hassle, i think.

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harold camping is bit puffed up and self-inventive to say he 'knows' exactly when these events will come to pass. it is for us to know the 'season' but it

is for no man or woman to know the exact time that the world will be straightened. i know one thing for sure, do not put faith in

christians, muslims or buddhists or hindus etc, instead put faith in god and in turn god will put faith in you

also: the bible is not a christian text, they have adopted it and vilified it. christ was never in favor of organized religion and neither were those who went on to write his words

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SUPER CEREAL TROON

  On 5/20/2011 at 12:24 PM, chaosmachine said:

irlol

Carl Sagan didn't say shit about this nonsense.

  On 5/20/2011 at 2:40 PM, kaen said:

dunno if this has been posted already but the guy who predicted all this bollocks got his back up when a caller to his radio station asked if all the people who sent in their life-savings to the show would get a refund on may 22nd lmao. audio below

 

http://bit.ly/iw6zPQ

if this is the guy who 'predicted' the whole thing. he sounds like he needs to be in a retirement home. That, or he sounds like he's had a lobotomy.

He sounds kind of like Zoidberg from Futurama, and I may have to sneak a bit of that soundbyte into my set tomorrow.

It's currently saturday already, here in queensland. And be afraid everybody, cause the rapture is upon those of us that are hours ahead of you in the rest of the world.

Be afraid, and kneel before the lord, the rapture is here.

so if all the god singing Christians get sucked into the sky tomorrow won't those of us that are left here be better of without them anyway?

rapture seems like a win-win situation to me.

  On 5/21/2011 at 4:27 AM, jules said:

rapture seems like a win-win situation to me.

yeah, until andrew ryan or frank fontaine ask 'would you kindly get stomped on by a big daddy?'.

3 hours to go.

I'm starting to feel a little light on my feet...

Heaven is awesome.

lol

i hear the lag in minecraft is nonexistent.

holy shit. i can't believe this is happening.

  On 5/21/2011 at 4:27 AM, jules said:

so if all the god singing Christians get sucked into the sky tomorrow won't those of us that are left here be better of without them anyway?

i've always wondered how the non-christian thing would work.

i hope to god (no pun intended) that this actually happens

it's like walking on the moon over here....

  On 5/21/2011 at 6:53 AM, yek said:

it's like walking on the moon over here....

Oh are you the guy with the gigantic bush? I'm surprised at the speed of the internets up here.

gigantic bush?

  On 5/20/2011 at 8:02 PM, jules said:

so if it goes time zone by time zone, you can out run the rapture for 24 hours. thats pretty nice of them.

  On 5/20/2011 at 10:06 PM, baph said:

I'm pretty sure I'm getting left behind.

A glorious, post-Kurt Cameron world awaits me.

  On 5/21/2011 at 4:27 AM, jules said:

so if all the god singing Christians get sucked into the sky tomorrow won't those of us that are left here be better of without them anyway?

 

rapture seems like a win-win situation to me.

fucking lol!

Take me jeebus to the promised land. Hold me by the hand. Walk next to me down the street to heaven. I want to love how to love you. Guide me in the dark hour/night of the soul where I am a slimy, disgusting, no good for anything, trash person. Take my hand jeebus and walk me down the street. Show me things. Give me money. Show me the money.

  On 5/21/2011 at 6:55 AM, yek said:

gigantic bush?

yabro

well it's 6pm now and nothing's happened. What a l