The Rapture is Tomorrow

how are the bagels?

It's Been a Hard 6000 Years (Hard Days Night edit, Lord's ver.)

It's been a hard 6000 years

Thank you for praising your Lord

It's been a hard 6000 years

You know I was getting kinda bored

But when I hear all your praise

And prejudice against gays

I'd say that's worth a couple of beers

..and that's all I've got. I came up with it in the shower and had to share

  On 5/22/2011 at 3:06 AM, Bramsworth said:

Guys. GUYS!

 

He's just caught up in celestial traffic.

 

I

Should have taken the I-5.

  On 5/21/2011 at 6:22 PM, analogue wings said:

It's sad that you think the King James version could be treated as any kind of accurate account of anything

he took his talents to south beach

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In New York, retired transportation agency worker Robert Fitzpatrick was inspired by Camping's message to spend over $140,000 of his savings on subway posters and outdoor advertisements warning of the May 21 Judgment Day.

 

As he stood in Times Square in New York surrounded by onlookers, Fitzpatrick, 60, carried a Bible and handed out leaflets as he waited for Judgment Day to begin.

 

By his own reading of Bible, which was slightly different than Camping's, Fitzgerald expected the great worldwide event to begin at 6 p.m. Eastern Time.

 

When the hour came and went, he said: "I do not understand why ...," as his speech broke off and he looked at his watch.

 

"I do not understand why nothing has happened."

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/22/us-apocalypse-prediction-idUSTRE74I3KS20110522

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The headquarters of his network was shuttered on Friday and Saturday, with a sign in the door that read "This Office is Closed. Sorry we missed you!"

:emotawesomepm9: :emotawesomepm9:

Better luck next time.

  On 5/21/2011 at 11:12 PM, chaosmachine said:

[youtubehd]yG_pEsbNDn0[/youtubehd]

ZOMG it's back!

looking for this vid for weeks

  On 5/22/2011 at 5:15 AM, chaosmachine said:

  Quote

In New York, retired transportation agency worker Robert Fitzpatrick was inspired by Camping's message to spend over $140,000 of his savings on subway posters and outdoor advertisements warning of the May 21 Judgment Day.

 

As he stood in Times Square in New York surrounded by onlookers, Fitzpatrick, 60, carried a Bible and handed out leaflets as he waited for Judgment Day to begin.

 

By his own reading of Bible, which was slightly different than Camping's, Fitzgerald expected the great worldwide event to begin at 6 p.m. Eastern Time.

 

When the hour came and went, he said: "I do not understand why ...," as his speech broke off and he looked at his watch.

 

"I do not understand why nothing has happened."

 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/22/us-apocalypse-prediction-idUSTRE74I3KS20110522

it's sad really. i think it's just people wanting to be part of something amazing, but being too bland and uncreative to come up with anything on their own.

  On 5/22/2011 at 1:57 AM, chaosmachine said:

 

i hear they have bagels.

heaven is full of chubby middle aged women? my god that means my wife will be there. no thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPVRcymHnc&feature=feedu

this is what christians actually believe.

lol

lol

can't say i'd have the generosity to do what jesus did and not expect at least being made lifetime member or something

  On 5/22/2011 at 7:56 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPVRcymHnc&feature=feedu

 

this is what christians actually believe.

lol

I've just seen footage on tv where that Robert Fitzpatrick guy was interviewed on Times Square, saying "I don't understand why nothing happened" 'n stuff

But right behind him, there was some fat bearded guy who stood there with his eyes and his mouth very wide open the whole time

The footage was taken from some american news network, don't know wich one

So if any Americans here know what I'm talking about and could give me a link to the video, I would appreciate it

I want to see that fat bearded guy again, because of the memetastic potentials

i found him on this youtube video, at 0:43, but it is not the right angle and it's a bit short

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6hr8RdCxzM

i want to see as much footage of this man as possible

  On 5/22/2011 at 1:52 PM, triachus said:

I've just seen footage on tv where that Robert Fitzpatrick guy was interviewed on Times Square, saying "I don't understand why nothing happened" 'n stuff

 

But right behind him, there was some fat bearded guy who stood there with his eyes and his mouth very wide open the whole time

 

 

The footage was taken from some american news network, don't know wich one

So if any Americans here know what I'm talking about and could give me a link to the video, I would appreciate it

 

I want to see that fat bearded guy again, because of the memetastic potentials

 

 

i found him on this youtube video, at 0:43, but it is not the right angle and it's a bit short

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6hr8RdCxzM

 

i want to see as much footage of this man as possible

LOL

LOL @ bearded fat guy.

Okay, so here's why they thought the world would come to an end on may 21st.

The number 5 means atonement, and the number 10 means flawlessness or perfection or something like that, and the number 17 means heaven. So, if you multiply these three numbers you get 850. Then if you multiply 850 with 850 you get 722.500 and apparantly yesterday was exactly 722.500 days since Jesus got crucified.

Maybe it's like the simpson's predicted and instead the rapture is one week from saturday.

  On 5/22/2011 at 2:08 PM, Squee said:

LOL @ bearded fat guy.

 

 

 

Okay, so here's why they thought the world would come to an end on may 21st.

 

The number 5 means atonement, and the number 10 means flawlessness or perfection or something like that, and the number 17 means heaven. So, if you multiply these three numbers you get 850. Then if you multiply 850 with 850 you get 722.500 and apparantly yesterday was exactly 722.500 days since Jesus got crucified.

:facepalm: :facepalm:

location: cloud 9

mood: euphoric

status: stoned

  On 5/22/2011 at 2:57 PM, chris moss acid said:

  On 5/22/2011 at 2:08 PM, Squee said:

LOL @ bearded fat guy.

 

 

 

Okay, so here's why they thought the world would come to an end on may 21st.

 

The number 5 means atonement, and the number 10 means flawlessness or perfection or something like that, and the number 17 means heaven. So, if you multiply these three numbers you get 850. Then if you multiply 850 with 850 you get 722.500 and apparantly yesterday was exactly 722.500 days since Jesus got crucified.

:facepalm: :facepalm:

I kid you not. This is actually what they believed in.