luke viia Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 how are the bagels? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bramsworth Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 (edited) It's Been a Hard 6000 Years (Hard Days Night edit, Lord's ver.) It's been a hard 6000 years Thank you for praising your Lord It's been a hard 6000 years You know I was getting kinda bored But when I hear all your praise And prejudice against gays I'd say that's worth a couple of beers ..and that's all I've got. I came up with it in the shower and had to share Edited May 22, 2011 by Bramsworth Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/22/2011 at 3:06 AM, Bramsworth said: Guys. GUYS! He's just caught up in celestial traffic. I Should have taken the I-5. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586445 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/21/2011 at 6:22 PM, analogue wings said: It's sad that you think the King James version could be treated as any kind of accurate account of anything he took his talents to south beach Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Quote In New York, retired transportation agency worker Robert Fitzpatrick was inspired by Camping's message to spend over $140,000 of his savings on subway posters and outdoor advertisements warning of the May 21 Judgment Day. As he stood in Times Square in New York surrounded by onlookers, Fitzpatrick, 60, carried a Bible and handed out leaflets as he waited for Judgment Day to begin. By his own reading of Bible, which was slightly different than Camping's, Fitzgerald expected the great worldwide event to begin at 6 p.m. Eastern Time. When the hour came and went, he said: "I do not understand why ...," as his speech broke off and he looked at his watch. "I do not understand why nothing has happened." http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/22/us-apocalypse-prediction-idUSTRE74I3KS20110522 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures WATMM Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586479 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Quote The headquarters of his network was shuttered on Friday and Saturday, with a sign in the door that read "This Office is Closed. Sorry we missed you!" :emotawesomepm9: :emotawesomepm9: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HerculesCzar Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Better luck next time. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586491 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/21/2011 at 11:12 PM, chaosmachine said: [youtubehd]yG_pEsbNDn0[/youtubehd] ZOMG it's back! looking for this vid for weeks Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586493 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/22/2011 at 5:15 AM, chaosmachine said: Quote In New York, retired transportation agency worker Robert Fitzpatrick was inspired by Camping's message to spend over $140,000 of his savings on subway posters and outdoor advertisements warning of the May 21 Judgment Day. As he stood in Times Square in New York surrounded by onlookers, Fitzpatrick, 60, carried a Bible and handed out leaflets as he waited for Judgment Day to begin. By his own reading of Bible, which was slightly different than Camping's, Fitzgerald expected the great worldwide event to begin at 6 p.m. Eastern Time. When the hour came and went, he said: "I do not understand why ...," as his speech broke off and he looked at his watch. "I do not understand why nothing has happened." http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/05/22/us-apocalypse-prediction-idUSTRE74I3KS20110522 it's sad really. i think it's just people wanting to be part of something amazing, but being too bland and uncreative to come up with anything on their own. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586499 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexagon son Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/22/2011 at 1:57 AM, chaosmachine said: i hear they have bagels. heaven is full of chubby middle aged women? my god that means my wife will be there. no thanks Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hexagon son's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586507 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPVRcymHnc&feature=feedu this is what christians actually believe. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide vertsk8er419's signature Hide all signatures youtube • last.fm Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586525 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adam Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hahathhat Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 can't say i'd have the generosity to do what jesus did and not expect at least being made lifetime member or something Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/22/2011 at 7:56 AM, impotentwhitecapitalist said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVPVRcymHnc&feature=feedu this is what christians actually believe. lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586578 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 I've just seen footage on tv where that Robert Fitzpatrick guy was interviewed on Times Square, saying "I don't understand why nothing happened" 'n stuff But right behind him, there was some fat bearded guy who stood there with his eyes and his mouth very wide open the whole time The footage was taken from some american news network, don't know wich one So if any Americans here know what I'm talking about and could give me a link to the video, I would appreciate it I want to see that fat bearded guy again, because of the memetastic potentials i found him on this youtube video, at 0:43, but it is not the right angle and it's a bit short http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6hr8RdCxzM i want to see as much footage of this man as possible Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/22/2011 at 1:52 PM, triachus said: I've just seen footage on tv where that Robert Fitzpatrick guy was interviewed on Times Square, saying "I don't understand why nothing happened" 'n stuff But right behind him, there was some fat bearded guy who stood there with his eyes and his mouth very wide open the whole time The footage was taken from some american news network, don't know wich one So if any Americans here know what I'm talking about and could give me a link to the video, I would appreciate it I want to see that fat bearded guy again, because of the memetastic potentials i found him on this youtube video, at 0:43, but it is not the right angle and it's a bit short http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6hr8RdCxzM i want to see as much footage of this man as possible LOL Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide FLA FUR BIS FLE's signature Hide all signatures through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586597 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 LOL @ bearded fat guy. Okay, so here's why they thought the world would come to an end on may 21st. The number 5 means atonement, and the number 10 means flawlessness or perfection or something like that, and the number 17 means heaven. So, if you multiply these three numbers you get 850. Then if you multiply 850 with 850 you get 722.500 and apparantly yesterday was exactly 722.500 days since Jesus got crucified. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Maybe it's like the simpson's predicted and instead the rapture is one week from saturday. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
david Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Moss Acid Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/22/2011 at 2:08 PM, Squee said: LOL @ bearded fat guy. Okay, so here's why they thought the world would come to an end on may 21st. The number 5 means atonement, and the number 10 means flawlessness or perfection or something like that, and the number 17 means heaven. So, if you multiply these three numbers you get 850. Then if you multiply 850 with 850 you get 722.500 and apparantly yesterday was exactly 722.500 days since Jesus got crucified. :facepalm: :facepalm: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586613 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Helper ET Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 location: cloud 9 mood: euphoric status: stoned Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 On 5/22/2011 at 2:57 PM, chris moss acid said: On 5/22/2011 at 2:08 PM, Squee said: LOL @ bearded fat guy. Okay, so here's why they thought the world would come to an end on may 21st. The number 5 means atonement, and the number 10 means flawlessness or perfection or something like that, and the number 17 means heaven. So, if you multiply these three numbers you get 850. Then if you multiply 850 with 850 you get 722.500 and apparantly yesterday was exactly 722.500 days since Jesus got crucified. :facepalm: :facepalm: I kid you not. This is actually what they believed in. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/66285-the-rapture-is-tomorrow/page/6/#findComment-1586637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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