The Rapture is Tomorrow

It's sad that you think the King James version could be treated as any kind of accurate account of anything

Well as we are the subject of the rapture which concerns The Bible i thought is was apt.

Listen, we all live by something in this world so don't give it the big one.

i find it weird that people poke so much fun at Jesus. You don't get the same with Buddha or Shiva. I mean, the guy was just a revolutionary. Let's get more pissed at the people who tarnish great people who contribute incredibly to humanity a slap in the face. Next time someone says "Jesus loves you", tell them "Jesus didn't fucking know me, and if he knew you, he would probably kick your ass for being such an idiot". Some people just sacrifice their lives for the greater good of mankind. I wonder if Osama bin Laden will be held up in the same light by Middle Eastern people in the future?

LOLpture

  On 5/21/2011 at 4:49 PM, analogue wings said:

I predicted the Radiohead thread would hit 50 pages and my prediction came true.

You should remember there is no ultimate definition of "page" in WATMM because it depends on your settings. This could apply in countless threads if you had 5 posts per page.

http://www.livestream.com/ricedoutfamilyministries/video?clipId=pla_66f9d4dd-dfdc-4630-b8f7-a638b55fbf49&utm_source=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb

DSK looks raptured.

If you're still here. Just know this truck is holier than you

Anyone feel anything yet?

I have a slight pain in my balls.

My coffee tastes better than it should. Maybe Im in heaven?

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13482874

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13487858

:wtf:

well, this coffee shop does seem pretty empty.

im freaking out, im freaking out!

sorely disappointed that i am not in heaven now. what a bummer.

"This? Oh, this...is for the rapture...Armaggeddon?"

I wonder what heaven is like. I bet it's really nice.

i hear they have bagels.

half hour left til the rapture hits my town

maybe i'll go to a public park and leave a pair of clothes and a watch stopped @ 6pm on the ground

  On 5/22/2011 at 2:27 AM, luke viia said:

half hour left til the rapture hits my town

 

maybe i'll go to a public park and leave a pair of clothes and a watch stopped @ 6pm on the ground

why would the watch stop?

i dunno, i think that's how it happened in that shitty kirk cameron movie

That was great!

Sent from heaven

Guys. GUYS!

He's just caught up in celestial traffic.

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