stupid first world problems you're dealing with

Look on the bright side, you'll be able to afford some lilac chinos now. What's the job?

fucking sales/telesales :( official title is Business Development Manager. i hate sales. happen to be quite good at it, but i fucking hate it lol.

ah well, i'll just have to keep the lilac chinos in mind every day as a goal to strive for...

ah fuck it, probably be alright for a bit. keep my eye out for other, better jobs whilst i'm there innit.

  On 6/15/2012 at 4:47 AM, usagi said:

this is a major social (societal? I've never liked using that word) problem.

yep

i'm in a position where i have to choose between two good friends or one girlfriend.

and my need to be in a relationship is winning out.

i have my first chance to play on a 20,000k funktion 1 soundsystem tonight, supporting some amazing techno dj's, but ive been completely unable to recover all my music and instead of feeling like im going to blow everyones minds with some new shit they havent heard before, ive been left with a bunch of, still amazing, but tunes that ive played plenty of times already over the last few months.

just got a job selling chinos and get this...the store doesn't even sell lilac!

fml

I sort of want to eat a bullet for no reason but I'm probably going to eat a hamburger again instead

what do you mean?

I am trying to fill a metaphysical void with very material hamburgers

it's a bit of a kludge

i care too much for baph to keep reading this thread

it's ok, i'll feel better once i get some sleep and some motherfucking hamburgers!

I think it's finally time for me to switch from cheap business trousers to jeans. I've pretty much worn trousers exclusively for the past 10 years; and tend to go through a couple of pairs every 6 months. The reason why I should probably switch to jeans is because I keep busting the seam at the seat of my trousers. Maybe I'm just not sewing them back up properly, but it keeps happening and it pisses me off!

Even Sriracha can't make Mcdonalds food taste good.

Got my server streaming music nicely to my AV receiver. Playback is great, fast loading (using ethernet) and have got my iPhone acting as a controller/browser too. However, I can't rewind, fast forward or pause whatever track I'm listening to. If I want to pause I can grab the AV remote, but rwd/fwd are out of bounds. Kinda takes the shine off of an otherwise perfect setup.

I havent seen Prometheus yet because I can't get anybody to go with me and I don't want to go see it alone. :(

I've managed to remain spoiler free and have only seen the trailers once when they first came out.

i spent like six hours messing around with CDMA Workshop and QPST trying to dump my phone's memory so i could get my MSL code and root it.

no dice. kept getting memory logs that were just 0s and Fs. no useful data.

finally decided to just call virgin mobile and ask nicely and they had zero problems telling me it.

wasted a whole day just so i could get rid of ads in angry birds and install helvetica as my system font.

i am a giant loser.

you're loser as fuck.

someone insulted me in a first world problems thread on the internet :(

I have a strange sensation of having recently swallowed a pill without water, but I have not done that recently. That feeling's just been in my throat right now for the last half hour or so. I'm chalking it up to the late night coffee mocha I had a couple hours ago mixed with the couple glasses of champagne I had prior to that. This post is weird.

  On 6/18/2012 at 7:37 AM, disparaissant said:

someone insulted me in a first world problems thread on the internet :(

sorry, you're not really.

  On 6/18/2012 at 12:09 PM, usagi said:

^ I used to get that a lot in the mornings about 5 years ago. I recently theorised it may have been my tonsils. tonsils are lymphatic and play a role in immune response, right? I think it was a case of my body fighting off infection

Interesting. I like this theory that my body was actually doing something useful!

i am eating a couple of peanuts and one of them, already peeled, fell into the depths of the huge pile with peels of those already eaten. i don't know what to do!

PANIC

My right wrist hurts from masturbating furiously all night.

  On 6/19/2012 at 2:10 AM, usagi said:

I think maybe you should worry about your GOITRRRRRE first, Sanchez

Goiters are more of a third world problem so I wouldn't complain about them here...

hmm, this problem is proper balls, actually, but anyway. working until 22:30 tonight, will get back 23:30, then 16 total hour split shift (opposite sides of town), starting at (05:30 bus) 07:00 (wed) and ending 02:00 (thurs), i'll get home around 03:00... then 05:30 bus again to next shift. so i won't be able to sleep. all this after a period of barely any work, so i'm not in the mindset for it. need to actually try to get a normal job.

Even though my job pays ok, I am looking for a new one because my boss is incompetent. It's like watching a 3 legged stray cat struggle to get into your dumpster for some garbage or something. It is depressing and infuriating all at once.