stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 6/26/2012 at 12:10 AM, Root5 said:

My tummy hurts because I ate too much sushi.

fukushima world problems

I want to dehydrate some mushrooms but I can't because it's illegal and also I don't have a dehydrator. =(

I don't breaks the laws occifers

i have a job interview on monday and nothing to wear for it and no money to buy anything to wear for it because i don't have a job

VICIOUS CYCLE

  On 6/30/2012 at 2:45 AM, disparaissant said:

i have a job interview on monday and nothing to wear for it and no money to buy anything to wear for it because i don't have a job

VICIOUS CYCLE

if you have nothing to wear, you're going wearing nothing, and therefore guaranteed the job! fixt.

well i could wear purple capris and a shirt that says QUEER AS FUCK

  On 6/30/2012 at 2:51 AM, disparaissant said:

well i could wear purple capris and a shirt that says QUEER AS FUCK

LOL!

Depending on the job you're going for, that might actually work?

its at target

so i doubt it.

gonna have to hit up my girlfriend for a loan, ugh

just go there, "try some stuff on", interview, back to the changing room, SORTED

  On 6/30/2012 at 4:56 AM, A/D said:

just go there, "try some stuff on", interview, back to the changing room, SORTED

this is brilliant

  On 7/1/2012 at 3:40 AM, usagi said:

at some point I'll also have all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed in one go. yikes.

I went through this, no big deal, they put you out real good for it, plus you get some decent painkillers. If it's hydrocodone, you can easily extract the codeine from the acetaminophen by cold water extraction, after which you'll be riding pretty fucking high

power was out today for 12 HOURS. had to go to BARNES AND NOBLE to plug in and charge my iphone! WTF I MISSED SO MUCH INTERNET

Woke up hungover and got this message from my friend's nephew:

"This is jamies nephew dante you p00p allot

Its weird your poo looks like 7 inch sundae. In a out house see ya poo face"

...and I really don't know what to say to that.

it's like the temperature of molten lava out so i got an iced coffee bit then i decided to stay in the coffee shop and it's too cold in here to enjoy an iced coffee. but i don't want to leave. quandary.

what the fuck is keeping you in there?

  On 7/2/2012 at 12:48 AM, tauboo said:

what the fuck is keeping you in there?

i was waiting for a friend to meet me there, JEEZ

I caused a lol in EKT and it got deleted :(

Just received an email stating that a birthday cake is now sat on the desk of an insanely good at home-baking colleague.

I'm working from home.

I woke up at noon yesterday and today and I work at 9am every weekday. I will never get used to have a regular sleep pattern and it affects my behavior.

i think i might look too gay to get a job in customer service.

I have to order vitamins from two different online shops

isnt customer service another word for call centre work? although i do have a friend so gay that some of it actually dribbles through the phone.

  On 7/8/2012 at 8:23 PM, disparaissant said:

i think i might look too gay to get a job in customer service.

you should get a job in a hip coffee shop...

yek is right. i'm sure there's some positive discrimination going on at vegan cafes and organic food stores also.

  On 7/8/2012 at 8:14 PM, Enter a new display name said:

I woke up at noon yesterday and today and I work at 9am every weekday. I will never get used to have a regular sleep pattern and it affects my behavior.

you will get used to it. i slept until 14:30 today and work from 7 tomorrow. get sleep where you can, fuck it.. i dunno

I played soccer all day and now I'm sore.

Too much frolicking, definitely 1st world problem.

i live in an area that is too right wing to have any of those things. come August I'll be in Milwaukee though, and you're absolutely right. queer art spaces here i come!