stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 8/8/2012 at 10:50 AM, keltoi said:

  On 8/8/2012 at 6:39 AM, takeshi said:

Just got a job where I'm pretty much the only dude there and the lady boss lets them all wear incredibly inappropriate work attire. A good portion of my day is spent trying not to stare at the scattered ass all over the office. Are work boners a first world problem?

 

pics please.

Me at the office.

You're Usher?!

  On 8/9/2012 at 4:55 AM, takeshi said:

  On 8/8/2012 at 10:50 AM, keltoi said:

  On 8/8/2012 at 6:39 AM, takeshi said:

Just got a job where I'm pretty much the only dude there and the lady boss lets them all wear incredibly inappropriate work attire. A good portion of my day is spent trying not to stare at the scattered ass all over the office. Are work boners a first world problem?

 

pics please.

 

Me at the office.

 

me at the office...

and there's not even any tail here.

  On 8/9/2012 at 1:06 AM, StephenG said:

  On 8/8/2012 at 7:07 PM, patternoverlap said:

  On 8/8/2012 at 6:15 AM, usagi said:

holy shit, now I realise pattern recognition and patternoverlap are two different people as well. as if confusing gocab and godel with each other for the longest time wasn't bad enough.

  On 8/8/2012 at 6:20 AM, pattern recognition said:

  On 8/8/2012 at 6:15 AM, usagi said:

holy shit, now I realise pattern recognition and patternoverlap are two different people as well. as if confusing gocab and godel with each other for the longest time wasn't bad enough.

patternoverlap is a much more prolific poster than me. a lot more interesting as well.

 

 

I've always felt like someone who just blends into the scenery here.

 

overlaps into the scenery, even?

lol

not exactly a fwp but I fell off my bike last night and fractured three ribs and my collar bone.

shit hurts so bad

I always crack myself up with those reviews and right now it kills to laugh....

my cable/internet/phone bill was $186.88 =(

$15 more than usualy and I can't figure out why!?

  On 8/10/2012 at 4:27 AM, StephenG said:

my cable/internet/phone bill was $186.88 =(

 

$15 more than usualy and I can't figure out why!?

Screw the CRTC!!!

i had to take my car in to the mechanics, because when they replaced the headlights during the last service, they didn't instal the right hand headlight properly.

Anyway, heading into their customer carpark, i find that there is nary a bay available. So in order to drop it off i reverse back (it's pretty much one-way, with no where to turn other than a busy road) and find a cosy spot adjacent to the door to the service entrance. Unfortunately my makeshift carspace is between two yellow bollards. Which my tired mind managed to, after much adjustment, collide gently with.

So i now have a barely noticeable bump on my car's tail guard. -sie-

I managed to get the yellow paint off with my fingers and some saliva. I can tell you that when i walked up to the service desk i was steaming. After all, the only reason i was there was because they hadn't done their job properly. Thankfully i had a pen, a fashion magazine and some a4 paper. Apparently drawing can be very therapeutic. Probably took my mind off the melodrama. Whilst doing it i was thinking perspective giving clichés like, 'ahh well, it's the test of a man how he deals with adversity", and so on. hehe.

  On 8/10/2012 at 4:32 AM, Enter a new display name said:

  On 8/10/2012 at 4:27 AM, StephenG said:

my cable/internet/phone bill was $186.88 =(

 

$15 more than usualy and I can't figure out why!?

Screw the CRTC!!!

was there a change in billing/taxing or something that I didn't hear about in the news?!

$15 exactly more than my usual bill and I didn't use anything over, plus telus doesn't give me a damn break down of my cost?!

  On 8/10/2012 at 4:41 AM, delet... said:

 

I managed to get the yellow paint off with my fingers and some salvia.

It was there, and then it wasn't. Magic.

;-p

Plus i didn't edit it, the cheeky monkey decided to make a drug reference for me.

lol.

But yeah I can see how you'd be frustrated with that! I mean you HAD to be there because of their poor job. In one part of your head I bet you think... those guys should fix it! It's their fault you had to go back.

But in the other part of your head you know it was your own whoopsie. =(

I just spilled a glass of water on the floor, and now the carpet feels like some kind of swamp.

  On 8/10/2012 at 2:55 AM, Alcofribas said:

not exactly a fwp but I fell off my bike last night and fractured three ribs and my collar bone.

 

shit hurts so bad

Feel better brother

thanks, mate! this morning was pretty rough but I popped a Vicodin and am sorted for now. not sure how I'm gonna be able to miss work or pay for my bill w/o insurance so I guess it's becoming a real fwp after all.

subcutaneous itch on vaguely located somewhere on my pointer finger but can't seem be scratched. Google "can't find my itch" to read all about it.

Every time I get one of those it feels like its somewhere on my arms legs but its ACTUALLY ON MY BACK where there are fuck all nerve endings or whatever

  On 8/10/2012 at 2:01 PM, Bewarethefriendlyfoil said:

I just spilled a glass of water on the floor, and now the carpet feels like some kind of swamp.

Again.

I'm trying to pack up my stuff to move and I just have too much because I haven't gone through my shit in years, damn my laziness!

went to macdonalds this morning for a breakfast hangover meal. They had some terrible r'n'b music blaring, olympics on the TV and to top it off there was an infuriating beeping noise coming from some machine behind the counter.

My tender head nearly exploded. All I wanted was to enjoy my meal in fucking peace. Jesus what the fuck happened to a bit of peace and quiet whilst eating. Fucking retards, I honestly felt the urge to go up and grab the silly bitch behind the counter by her hair and repeatedly slam her head down on the counter.

you went to mcdonalds expecting peace and quiet?

FWP: I tried to buy some black primer for a project I'm starting, but Home Depot only had tediously varied versions of the same brand of paint and I have no idea WTF any of their labels meant. I just said fuck it and will use whatever leftover primers I have lying around here. god damn $20 hieroglyphic bottles of goop, gimme a break here.

Kitten's still pissing/shitting everywhere in the bathroom except his litter box. I think he's broken.

  On 8/10/2012 at 2:01 PM, Bewarethefriendlyfoil said:

I just spilled a glass of water on the floor, and now the carpet feels like some kind of swamp.

Well you don't have to walk on it (may i suggest paper towels). Or was that your intention.

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  On 8/10/2012 at 5:13 PM, RadarJammer said:

subcutaneous itch on vaguely located somewhere on my pointer finger but can't seem be scratched. Google "can't find my itch" to read all about it.

  On 8/10/2012 at 6:39 PM, od++ said:

Every time I get one of those it feels like its somewhere on my arms legs but its ACTUALLY ON MY BACK where there are fuck all nerve endings or whatever

Whenever that has happened to me i've felt like i've gained an insight into how acupuncture was conceived of.

  On 8/11/2012 at 10:37 PM, Sprigg said:

I'm trying to pack up my stuff to move and I just have too much because I haven't gone through my shit in years, damn my laziness!

Parts of my house are dedicated to boxes of shit created by moving that i haven't been bothered going through. So every time i move, another few boxes get added to the collection.

If this continues, perhaps one day i'll be able to use them to build the actual house that i move into.

  On 8/12/2012 at 4:09 AM, luke viia said:

you went to mcdonalds expecting peace and quiet?

 

It was 10 in the morning, so yes. If they had had the common decency to tone down the media blaring it would have been perfectly quiet.