stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 8/11/2012 at 10:33 PM, Xenblake said:

went to macdonalds this morning for a breakfast hangover meal. They had some terrible r'n'b music blaring, olympics on the TV and to top it off there was an infuriating beeping noise coming from some machine behind the counter.

My tender head nearly exploded. All I wanted was to enjoy my meal in fucking peace. Jesus what the fuck happened to a bit of peace and quiet whilst eating. Fucking retards, I honestly felt the urge to go up and grab the silly bitch behind the counter by her hair and repeatedly slam her head down on the counter.

Next mass killer right here.

Sorry but expecting peace and quiet at a McDicks is very fucking optimistic.

lol

and ten in the morning isn't really an hour that demands peace and quiet... 6am maybe, but still not in madondals.

mcdonalds is intentionally designed to be uncomfortable so that you'll eat your food and get the fuck out as quickly as possible to make room for the next hamburger devouring idiot to walk through the door. maybe you should try starbucks if you are looking for ambiance and decor.

I'm writing a paper on kantian deontology and other normative ethical theories. And it's boring as fuck,.

that sounds incredibly interesting tbh

  On 8/14/2012 at 12:37 AM, luke viia said:

that sounds incredibly interesting tbh

Not sure if sarcastic....

well I guess I was a bit extreme and wrong in saying "boring as fuck"... To me it's interesting, but it's dry and monotonous at the same time.... Kind of weird that it can be interesting..

Kind of in the same way calculus is interesting. =/

Lol kantian deontology is just a complex way saying "read the rules"!

well, Kant is a bitch to understand sometimes, so yeah that's probably not so fun. but i wasn't being sarcastic. i hope your paper turns out very nice, and that you form some thoughts on ethics as a result.

I have a possible job interview on Wednesday, but it's during my shift at the job I'll hopefully be leaving soon... also, my bagel bites didn't cook all the way through and the oven is off already... yum, half-frozen fake pepperoni bagel shit.

roommates not shutting the fridge door properly and my milk going bad.

i made a sign that i stuck on the door, hope that helps. i added 3 exclamation points to it, so...

They are going to interpret that as you asking only Chk-Chk-Chk to shut the door

  On 8/16/2012 at 4:15 AM, baph said:

They are going to interpret that as you asking only Chk-Chk-Chk to shut the door

l o l . shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  On 8/16/2012 at 4:15 AM, baph said:

They are going to interpret that as you asking only Chk-Chk-Chk to shut the door

thank you, i enjoyed that.

Kitten's finally peeing in litter box, but pooping has progressed from the bathtub to right in front of the bathroom door, so whenever we open it the shit gets smeared all around the entrance to the bathroom. It's really awesome. So awesome that girlfriend wants to return him to the SPCA. But I love him!!!

I hope you're right, but I'm not so sure he will. It's a race against time at this point. I'd probably keep paper toweling/deodorizing his shit piles forever rather than give him away to be eventually euthanized, but the GF's patience is wearing thin. Poor little bastard.

  On 8/13/2012 at 7:47 PM, chenGOD said:

  On 8/11/2012 at 10:33 PM, Xenblake said:

went to macdonalds this morning for a breakfast hangover meal. They had some terrible r'n'b music blaring, olympics on the TV and to top it off there was an infuriating beeping noise coming from some machine behind the counter.

My tender head nearly exploded. All I wanted was to enjoy my meal in fucking peace. Jesus what the fuck happened to a bit of peace and quiet whilst eating. Fucking retards, I honestly felt the urge to go up and grab the silly bitch behind the counter by her hair and repeatedly slam her head down on the counter.

Next mass killer right here.

Sorry but expecting peace and quiet at a McDicks is very fucking optimistic.

Easy there tiger ;)

Though that would be a stupid first world problem for the ages right there:

"If the burgers don't kill you...then maybe the diners will! Mass slaughter at MacDonalds chain for incessantly playing loud music whilst people eat. This incident has forced MacDonald's to reconsider their choice of aural ambience in their restaurants. Enya is said to be on the shortlist for music apparently softly piped in over occasional whale singing and the soothing sound of jungle rainfall."

my girlfriend just had surgery so i'm staying with her at her ma's place until she's self-sufficient again and a.) nothing to do here and b.) i am SO ALLERGIC TO HER MOM'S PETS HOLY SHIT

I could really use a bowl or two this week to unwind, but I can't afford to buy more until I get my next paycheck....

I came up with a cool melody in my dream, but I can't remember it.

In other news, the kitten's finally shitting in his litter box on his own. Also, girlfriend said she wouldn't have actually sent him back to the SPCA, she was just really pissed off that one time because he smeared his shitty paw prints all over the door after a particularly heinous episode.

Another FWP to offset the good news: I bought this cononut-caramel-crunch "hawaiian" coffee and it's gross.

I burned my tongue on the tea I got and now I can't taste it.

  On 7/14/2011 at 2:15 AM, verticalhold said:

cat ripped the "A" key off of the keyboard, going to have to shop for a new fucking keyboard fuck, WAAAAA

buy the letter they just clip on

i'm going to get made redundant in 6 weeks :/

i accidentally ate bread with milk in it and i am basically in a foetal position because fuck you lactose

i had to spend all of today throwing shit away cause my new place is getting new carpet. sick of moving.

  On 8/19/2012 at 7:59 PM, disparaissant said:

i accidentally ate bread with milk in it and i am basically in a foetal position because fuck you lactose

i feel for you, i know how that's like i was lactose intolerant my whole childhood but it went away. i used to drink goats milk instead of cows milk.

donut or bageldonut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel donut or bagel

too late for both

i want both and an espresso

apple spice fabreze smells like compost bin after a few days

i hate my own post