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  On 9/16/2012 at 4:10 PM, StephenG said:
  On 9/16/2012 at 2:12 PM, delet... said:

I ate too many wine gums.

 

I LOVE wine gums! The sour ones are even better. :D

 

  On 9/16/2012 at 3:51 PM, dr lopez said:

I HAVEN"T POOPED IN SO LONG BUT I ATE STEAK TARTAR AND MOULES FRITES WITH RED WINE IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO UNCLOG

 

oh man, the steak tartar will make it worse.

 

Beets are the best thing to unclog. Explosive bowel movement from beets.

 

i had a bunch of shitty g+ts later and i've shit nothing but liquid since morning

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

  On 9/16/2012 at 7:48 PM, tauboo said:
  On 9/16/2012 at 7:45 PM, Squee said:

I don't know whether I should sit down and watch something on Netflix or make music?

maybe watch something that would inspire you to make music

 

Top Model?

  On 9/16/2012 at 9:06 PM, tauboo said:

do a song every week inspired by the winning photo. maybe we should all do that. new watmm compilation?

 

Holy shit.

 

Let's fucking do it.

  On 9/16/2012 at 7:40 PM, dr lopez said:
  On 9/16/2012 at 4:10 PM, StephenG said:
  On 9/16/2012 at 2:12 PM, delet... said:

I ate too many wine gums.

 

I LOVE wine gums! The sour ones are even better. :D

 

  On 9/16/2012 at 3:51 PM, dr lopez said:

I HAVEN"T POOPED IN SO LONG BUT I ATE STEAK TARTAR AND MOULES FRITES WITH RED WINE IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO UNCLOG

 

oh man, the steak tartar will make it worse.

 

Beets are the best thing to unclog. Explosive bowel movement from beets.

 

i had a bunch of shitty g+ts later and i've shit nothing but liquid since morning

 

lol ass piss

Edited by StephenG

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

This may get long but I have to vent...

 

Girlfriend's family is in town and crashing on air matresses in our apartment his weekend, I don't feel I've had much of a weekend because we've been playing host all weekend when I haven't been busy. Friday I was down at school almost all day, by the time I got home her parent's and brother and sister showed up. They're very smalltown-ish (from the middle of nowhere in SD) so they like to get up and start the day early. On Saturday, I had to wake up and drive out an hour out of town and go out to brunch with the gang before coming back and working til 10. By the the time I got home everyone was tired and ready to go to bed, so I kinda sat in bed having a couple beers before saying "fuck this... im going to bed too". Today I had to go with them to Ikea (fuck that store) and the Mall of America (which really isn't as cool when you've grown up around it). Now we're at home and they're playing cards and having drinks at the card table table setup in the middle of our living room area. All I wanna do is put some music on, relax and watch some goddamned football or play my PS3 in my big recliner, but we gotta play host... Her parents aren't so bad but her siblings annoy the hell out of me... especially her teenage sister.

  On 9/16/2012 at 11:54 PM, ghOsty said:

This may get long but I have to vent...

 

Girlfriend's family is in town and crashing on air matresses in our apartment his weekend, I don't feel I've had much of a weekend because we've been playing host all weekend when I haven't been busy. Friday I was down at school almost all day, by the time I got home her parent's and brother and sister showed up. They're very smalltown-ish (from the middle of nowhere in SD) so they like to get up and start the day early. On Saturday, I had to wake up and drive out an hour out of town and go out to brunch with the gang before coming back and working til 10. By the the time I got home everyone was tired and ready to go to bed, so I kinda sat in bed having a couple beers before saying "fuck this... im going to bed too". Today I had to go with them to Ikea (fuck that store) and the Mall of America (which really isn't as cool when you've grown up around it). Now we're at home and they're playing cards and having drinks at the card table table setup in the middle of our living room area. All I wanna do is put some music on, relax and watch some goddamned football or play my PS3 in my big recliner, but we gotta play host... Her parents aren't so bad but her siblings annoy the hell out of me... especially her teenage sister.

 

lol man, i feel you... i hate having people over to stay (apart from my mates when they've crashed out on the sofa etc). so far managed to avoid having my girlfriend's parents to stay but do have her sister every now and again and i hate it...we live in a small 1 bed flat so she has to sleep in the living room meaning i can't stay up late watmming/drinking beer/smoking on my own like i usually do. weekends are so important to me too - really need those couple of days off and if people are staying over if feels like you don't have them and you go back to work on monday thoroughly annoyed. i'm such a miserable bastard.

Exactly man... That little bit of time on the weekends where I can just fuck off and do nothing is SO important to me... we have a small 1BR as well, so unless I hide away in the bedroom (which there isn't much to do in) I'm stuck around everyone. I'm probably gonna be grumpy as fuck tomorrow. Especially if they wake up to pack and leave before I have to wake up and get ready school (and they will), they're kinda loud in the mornings and I have enough trouble staying asleep as it is. Fuck, I'm gonna be miserable and tired as shit tomorrow and it's already starting.

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Now they opened a bottle of wine... That better be some cheap shit, cause if it's one of the two bottles a friend brought me from Rome, I swear to god...

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My bro has his working place right under my flat, and he is fucking listining to just 1 cd for 2 years already which is some Velvet underground, I immidiatly turn into rage mode when I hear is *ucking laptop sounds thruugh the walls.

 

I remember back in the days it was all the same 3 cds were enough to listen for about 5 years

WTF

Edited by randomAmateur
  On 9/17/2012 at 12:37 AM, tauboo said:

gas mask, smoke bomb,... door chain

 

and then turn your phone off

 

!!!!!

I have a key for the flat, maybe I should just steal his CD and replace it with some AFX,

the rephlex bbc radio mix would work for some time... but everything else gets changed after 1 week

* the FUCK!

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  On 9/17/2012 at 12:29 AM, ghOsty said:
Now they opened a bottle of wine... That better be some cheap shit, cause if it's one of the two bottles a friend brought me from Rome, I swear to god...

Omg raaaaaaage

I want to stop drinking. It's too fucking unhealthy and I hate hangovers that split my week into sections: FUN VS WORK

 

I want my whole 7 day week to be a healthy, constant, productive, and friendly one. I don't want it to be segmented off.

 

I'm tired of drinking on the weekend. I want to be healthy with it, but it seems like that's impossible for me.

 

 

I'm finishing this six pack right now, eating some pizza rolls, going to watch an Altman film, and then I'm taking a serious two week break from all shitty chemicals (cigarettes, alcohol, carbs) and I'm going to be sure not to have more than a SMALL dose of caffeine every day. I really want to start living right, and I want to sustain it. I hate feeling like every weekend is a failure, where I have to reboot on Monday. It's depressing.

 

I've made major progress!!!! YOGA

do it mang. I fucking feel you.

 

sometimes school is just so intense I need to eat my feelings, like going and buying a giant tub of rice pudding even after a fetus-sized chipotle burrito and a large latte and a hangover still lingering.

 

FUCK

  On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said:

I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens

  

 

 

exactly. all this reading and keeping up the apartment causes the uncontrollable urge.

 

I thought I could get away with eating hardcore shit at night after class a few times last week.... beer, chipotle, indian food, and BBQ 2 nights... total disappointment. so I'm definitely vowing to "go hard" for a few weeks, no cheating, no bullshit, no whining. just healthy living...

  On 9/17/2012 at 2:34 AM, vamos scorcho said:

I'm finishing this six pack right now, eating some pizza rolls, going to watch an Altman film, and then I'm taking a serious two week break from all shitty chemicals (cigarettes, alcohol, carbs) and I'm going to be sure not to have more than a SMALL dose of caffeine every day. I really want to start living right, and I want to sustain it. I hate feeling like every weekend is a failure, where I have to reboot on Monday. It's depressing.

Damn, do I ever hear this. So tired of being a lethargic fatass. I'm almost 30 now, it's getting ridiculous.

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