stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I forgot to buy salmon. Shit!

I have a whole freezer full of salmon.. so much so I've run out of (new) ideas for what to do with it in meals

i have a freezer full of salmon and i dont eat fish

its my flatmate's salmon

he doesn't know what to do with it

it's like 5 lbs, too.

so it takes up a significant amount of space.

omg you guys have been neighbors this whole time and didn't even know it.

I didn't like how my last recording sounded all that much, which would be fine since it's not finished, but the aspects I didn't like were aspects which I had hoped were finished and rad.

It started out as 1 huge cut of salmon - let the whole thing thaw out so could cut it into smaller pieces and refreeze (yea I know you shouldn't really do that, fuck it). I have to be creative from now on otherwise will get sick of it

theres no interesting stuff on the net

  On 9/26/2012 at 8:26 PM, RichieBees said:

theres no interesting stuff on the net

The trick is to click on the tiny π symbol on the bottom right corner of the net. Then things start to get interesting..

Everyone has salmon in the freezer except for me.

2.5 hour class, 2.4 hours battery remaining

I've been working on this damn ethics essay for 2 weeks and it still sucks... =/

I had a poop today that was the antithesis of the clean break, someone might as well have just spackled my asscrack with chocolate cake frosting. Plus this happened at the office, where I had to use the institutional grade 80-grit sandpaper that passes for TP.

Another messy explosion again this evening only this time I bogarted a baby wipe from our 9-m.o.'s room. Plus I took a shower that I had planned on taking anyway.

  On 9/27/2012 at 3:36 AM, Bob Dobalina said:

Another messy explosion again this evening only this time I bogarted a baby wipe from our 9-m.o.'s room. Plus I took a shower that I had planned on taking anyway.

:hi-5:

i believe they call that a "cray-pas situation"

My kitten will shit in his litter box three or four times in a row, then the next three or four times he'll just shit anywhere on the bathroom floor. He's on a bathroom floor streak at the moment. On an up note, I swear his shit no longer stinks half as bad as it used to... but that could just mean I'm getting used to everything smelling like shit.

  On 9/27/2012 at 3:36 AM, Bob Dobalina said:

I bogarted a baby wipe from our 9-m.o.'s room.

lol done this many times. such sweet relief.

i keep leaving my sparkling water lid open a little bit and it loses it's carbonation

forget it

i've been using honey lately as an "alternative sweetener," thinking it was better for me than refined sugar and especially HFCS. but a few days ago i found out honey is almost 50% fructose, and most other sweeteners are similar! so i've decided to just stop sweetening things.

tldr: i'm a credulous hippy and my coffee sucks today

  On 9/27/2012 at 9:42 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

My kitten will shit in his litter box three or four times in a row, then the next three or four times he'll just shit anywhere on the bathroom floor. He's on a bathroom floor streak at the moment. On an up note, I swear his shit no longer stinks half as bad as it used to... but that could just mean I'm getting used to everything smelling like shit.

I think what you should do at this point in the game is take a big shit right on your cat and show him who is boss.

  On 9/26/2012 at 8:15 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

omg you guys have been neighbors this whole time and didn't even know it.

Fuck, that was meant to say roommates and because it didn't my one liner fell flat. FML.

  On 9/27/2012 at 8:44 PM, baph said:

I think what you should do at this point in the game is take a big shit right on your cat and show him who is boss.

I have mentioned that very thing to my girlfriend numerous times since this thing started... and she hasn't objected so we'll see.

  On 9/26/2012 at 8:15 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

omg you guys have been roommates this whole time and didn't even know it.

unless roasty is a large effeminate gay man who mostly listens to country music then i doubt it

  On 9/27/2012 at 11:07 AM, keltoi said:

  On 9/27/2012 at 3:36 AM, Bob Dobalina said:

I bogarted a baby wipe from our 9-m.o.'s room.

 

lol done this many times. such sweet relief.

man I wish I didn't feel like such an idiot buying baby wipes at the store or else I'd be doing that all the time. I'm gonna have to go about acquiring a baby I guess.

Well you could possibly argue the effeminate part, but no that's not me at all! Anyway I knew what you were getting at there, Zeph

  On 9/26/2012 at 4:35 PM, Hoodie said:

i can't remember the last time i woke up and felt ok about being awake.

This one hits me in the feels every time I open the page

"And when I wake up in the morning, I just sit there, and I'm like, oh. Like it's an awful way to start your day. Every day starts with me, my eyes open, and I reload the program of misery. I just open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like...and I go, oh. I guess. I guess, do it. I don't know."

  On 9/27/2012 at 9:48 PM, uptown devil said:

  On 9/27/2012 at 11:07 AM, keltoi said:

  On 9/27/2012 at 3:36 AM, Bob Dobalina said:

I bogarted a baby wipe from our 9-m.o.'s room.

 

lol done this many times. such sweet relief.

man I wish I didn't feel like such an idiot buying baby wipes at the store or else I'd be doing that all the time. I'm gonna have to go about acquiring a baby I guess.

http://www.wetones.com/FreshandFlush.aspx

still not discreet enough.. maybe if they could ship it in an empty box of slim jims.. actually, maybe the box could still have a few slim jims left in it..