stupid first world problems you're dealing with

i baby-wiped this morning. feels good.

I was in the drive through getting a coffee and this guy had his big diesel truck going in the drive through, so the lady couldn't hear me placing my order.

I got the wrong coffee.... =(

There's a crazy Japanese woman that keeps asking my friends and I questions when they come around and we decide to smoke a scoob or two by the river

asked us if any of us were good at chemistry

and what happens if you mix an acid with calcium

She always wears a hat and its like 2 in the morning

  On 9/28/2012 at 3:19 PM, od++ said:

There's a crazy Japanese woman that keeps asking my friends and I questions when they come around and we decide to smoke a scoob or two by the river

asked us if any of us were good at chemistry

and what happens if you mix an acid with calcium

She always wears a hat and its like 2 in the morning

i don't see how this is a problem.

  On 9/28/2012 at 3:31 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 9/28/2012 at 3:19 PM, od++ said:

There's a crazy Japanese woman that keeps asking my friends and I questions when they come around and we decide to smoke a scoob or two by the river

asked us if any of us were good at chemistry

and what happens if you mix an acid with calcium

She always wears a hat and its like 2 in the morning

 

i don't see how this is a problem.

Yeah that sounds like fun to me lol. I love when crazy stuff like that happens to me.

this new job is extremely laid back and I've basically done fuck all today. bit bored tbh.

  On 9/28/2012 at 11:36 AM, keltoi said:

i baby-wiped this morning. feels good.

my man. :hi-5:s & hand sanitizer all around

  On 9/28/2012 at 11:34 AM, uptown devil said:

still not discreet enough.. maybe if they could ship it in an empty box of slim jims.. actually, maybe the box could still have a few slim jims left in it..

You gotta overcome this FWP. If you go to your local store to get wipes, the cashier's just going to assume you have babby. Do it, for your butts sake.

  On 9/28/2012 at 3:31 PM, Hoodie said:

  On 9/28/2012 at 3:19 PM, od++ said:

There's a crazy Japanese woman that keeps asking my friends and I questions when they come around and we decide to smoke a scoob or two by the river

asked us if any of us were good at chemistry

and what happens if you mix an acid with calcium

She always wears a hat and its like 2 in the morning

 

i don't see how this is a problem.

Does she wear this kind of hat?

  On 9/28/2012 at 7:29 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

  On 9/28/2012 at 11:34 AM, uptown devil said:

still not discreet enough.. maybe if they could ship it in an empty box of slim jims.. actually, maybe the box could still have a few slim jims left in it..

 

You gotta overcome this FWP. If you go to your local store to get wipes, the cashier's just going to assume you have babby. Do it, for your butts sake.

good point, especially if I buy some baby food with it.

Kitten keeps hitting things on the coffee table and is now biting a blanket/pillow, and I swear he thinks they're alive and possibly an extension of my own body. Also he shat on the litter bag today. My kitten's a cunt.

My cat does the blanket/pillow attack pretty frequently. if I stick my arm under the blanket and puff it up suddenly, he'll come flying in from wherever with dilated pupils and pounce on it. I think if we didn't laugh so hard the first couple times, he probably wouldn't still do it two years later. He thinks it's fucking impressive, though.

Every attempt I've made to adopt a rescue dog online, some asshole has either already moved it into their home, or I supposedly don't meet the pre-requisites. I can't keep on getting my hopes up like this, just to be shutdown

I don't have a working computer at home anymore.

  On 9/28/2012 at 7:29 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

  On 9/28/2012 at 11:36 AM, keltoi said:

i baby-wiped this morning. feels good.

 

my man. :hi-5:s & hand sanitizer all around

 

  On 9/28/2012 at 11:34 AM, uptown devil said:

still not discreet enough.. maybe if they could ship it in an empty box of slim jims.. actually, maybe the box could still have a few slim jims left in it..

 

You gotta overcome this FWP. If you go to your local store to get wipes, the cashier's just going to assume you have babby. Do it, for your butts sake.

don't it block the bog?

realized i scratched a bunch of records back when when trying to clean them with a liquid solution. back fired, my copy of mhtrtc is really fucked up and i feel bad.

got a $400 speeding ticket tonight. 50 kmh on a deserted 30 stretch. *contains rage*

  On 9/29/2012 at 2:27 AM, data said:

got a $400 speeding ticket tonight. 50 kmh on a deserted 30 stretch. *contains rage*

that costed 400$?!?

Holy crap dude seems a bit harsh... was it a school zone?

my fwp.. I set my slow cooker (crock pot) to cook some awesome sounding mushroom/beef stew while I was at work.

Came home, slow cooker fucking broke. Cold, raw soup. About 40$ worth of ingredients sitting on the counter for 10hrs. Not sure if its safe to cook it tomorrow in a pot and eat it. =/

it was next to a school yeah, but at 10 pm at night.

  On 9/29/2012 at 3:32 AM, jefferoo said:

Trying to get freelance work in a new town withouth a strong network is tough.

 

You try to negotiate with people and they turn their backs.

Everyone just wants to hustle you down to rates that only unskilled laborers will take.

 

It fucking blows my mind.

So fucking sick of it.

 

Evrey time. Like clockwork.

I finally get a lead on a job, I ask the budget, they don't answer and ask my rate, I tell them my rate, they say they can pay me half of my rate, I ask if they can do a tiny bit better, then they don't get back.

 

I'll work for the goddamned half over nothing, goddamn it.

Just fucking reply, fucking assholes.

Un fucking believeable.

 

I'm sorry, man. Keep yo chin up.

Are you still in LA?

if you put watmm on your resume we all got your back bro

  On 9/28/2012 at 7:59 PM, baph said:

if I stick my arm under the blanket and puff it up suddenly, he'll come flying in from wherever with dilated pupils and pounce on it.

This is practically a nightly ritual for us, but we usually opt for the foot-blanket method.

  On 9/29/2012 at 4:59 AM, baph said:

  On 9/29/2012 at 3:32 AM, jefferoo said:

Trying to get freelance work in a new town withouth a strong network is tough.

 

You try to negotiate with people and they turn their backs.

Everyone just wants to hustle you down to rates that only unskilled laborers will take.

 

It fucking blows my mind.

So fucking sick of it.

 

Evrey time. Like clockwork.

I finally get a lead on a job, I ask the budget, they don't answer and ask my rate, I tell them my rate, they say they can pay me half of my rate, I ask if they can do a tiny bit better, then they don't get back.

 

I'll work for the goddamned half over nothing, goddamn it.

Just fucking reply, fucking assholes.

Un fucking believeable.

 

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I'm sorry, man. Keep yo chin up.

Are you still in LA?

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  On 9/29/2012 at 5:27 AM, Alcofribas said:

if you put watmm on your resume we all got your back bro

  On 9/29/2012 at 3:36 AM, usagi said:

people, bra. good luck to you.

Three days of backed-up turd unfurled majestically into the cool waters below; the break was clean & undemanding on the wipe. Bliss! I walk away thinking how lightly I'd gotten off the hook, whilst promising never to let this happen again through poor diet.

Then I felt it - something wet trickling down the leg. Okay, so it's just a little excess moisture that'd been deployed, you know, to aid the release of those stubborn chocolate hostages. Turns out to be blood

oh dear