stupid first world problems you're dealing with

My old roommate has a board meeting this evening, so now we can't get dinner like we'd planned.

i might have cancer :\

This dog that's barking incessantly is annoying as fuck, but I don't want to use my headphones.

  On 2/19/2013 at 1:11 AM, disparaissant said:

i might have cancer :\

wwwwwaaaaaaaaat :(

  On 2/19/2013 at 1:26 AM, dr lopez said:

 

  On 2/19/2013 at 1:11 AM, disparaissant said:

i might have cancer :\

wwwwwaaaaaaaaat :(

  On 2/19/2013 at 1:26 AM, dr lopez said:

 

  On 2/19/2013 at 1:11 AM, disparaissant said:

i might have cancer :\

wwwwwaaaaaaaaat :(

it's only a might. but i'm on my third appointment with doctors being all "eh i dunno" and i'm starting to freak the fuck out about it.

yeah i dunno. hopefully it's just a cyst but like, waiting around for doctor appointments and not knowing is killin meeeeee

Thanks Hoodie. That is nuts about your uncles sister. Definitely going to get second opinions!

Damn disp, hang in there!

Fwp: too many White Russians, now I shouldn't drive.

  On 2/18/2013 at 11:36 PM, StephenG said:

Derivatives and differentials homework =(

thats not even close to being a fwp.

Employed but still broke. I'm tired of this crap.

I'm sorry to hear about your medical situation Disparaissant. I hope the doc will have good news.

Cord of headphones breaking down from inside or something, it always fucking happens eventually, mini-jack is a bitch

  On 2/19/2013 at 4:52 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 2/18/2013 at 11:36 PM, StephenG said:

Derivatives and differentials homework =(

thats not even close to being a fwp.

It's not?

new fwp.... my fwp's aren't first world enough.

uncle's sister?

lol

your uncle's sister so fat she needs 24 hours to turn around

I took my busted headphones back and like a sap I agreed to the direct replacement. I know they'll break again. If they do, the first Philip I find is getting a kick in the balls.

  On 2/19/2013 at 2:35 AM, Hoodie said:

i hope everything turns out well, dispy. remember that if the doctor said it was possibly a cyst, it's more than likely that it is. and if they do give a diagnosis of cancer, get a second opinion.

Yes, this!

Also, the "welp, I unno" stage is probably a pretty good stage to have noticed whatever it is (although my dad got some shit looked at at the "holy mother of god that is a huge piece of cancer" stage, and he came through it ok, too).

Best wishes, disp.

Sorry - I missed your post there dispairassant

All the best, I'm sure you'll be alright. Maybe drink a glass of wine to calm the nerves a bit in the meantime.

I've now been diagnosed with IBS... I still think it may be cannabis hyperemsis syndrome but my doctor obviously doesn't know what that is.

I may never be able to smoke weed again. :(

ouch sorry to hear that ziggo

thanks for all the kind words everyone, i'm almost out of the woods on this. 90% sure it's just a cyst now and just one test left. no idea how i'm going to afford the bills but at least it's probably not as bad as it could be.

  On 2/19/2013 at 10:17 PM, Hoodie said:

look into a fecal transplant. it apparently works wonders for ibs. i'm not joking.

Well if it gets worse with out me smoking then I'd look into that. I'm still thinking it was weed related. Plus I don't have severe diarrhea, more like constipation and abdominal pain, which since I've stopped smoking have ceased.

  On 2/19/2013 at 10:41 PM, disparaissant said:

ouch sorry to hear that ziggo

 

thanks for all the kind words everyone, i'm almost out of the woods on this. 90% sure it's just a cyst now and just one test left. no idea how i'm going to afford the bills but at least it's probably not as bad as it could be.

Thanks. Just realized you've been in a pickle yourself. Glad to see that's turning out ok.

Fuck health issues, reminds you how good it is just to have good health.

Not safe for anyone:

i sharted horrendously in a pair of my friends 180 quid designer jeans about 6 months ago while walking home from a particularly intense weekend at a festival. i threw them in the bin and told him i was robbed.

  On 2/19/2013 at 5:38 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 2/19/2013 at 4:52 AM, chenGOD said:

 

  On 2/18/2013 at 11:36 PM, StephenG said:

Derivatives and differentials homework =(

thats not even close to being a fwp.

 

It's not?

 

new fwp.... my fwp's aren't first world enough.

What, you think kids in developing nations don't do differentials and derivatives? There are probably 20 million or so Chinese and Indian students who are kicking your ass at differentials and derivatives!

(and mine too, but that's because I believe math to be entirely non-rational and thus refuse to participate in such shenanigans)

  On 2/20/2013 at 12:48 AM, messiaen said:

i sharted horrendously in a pair of my friends 180 quid designer jeans about 6 months ago while walking home from a particularly intense weekend at a festival. i threw them in the bin and told him i was robbed.

lol