stupid first world problems you're dealing with

  On 2/23/2013 at 2:19 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 2/23/2013 at 2:10 AM, StephenG said:

 

  On 2/23/2013 at 2:10 AM, Hoodie said:

i was walking down the sidewalk to my front door and i saw my cat, so i stopped to pet her. suddenly, i heard rustling in the tree branches above me and felt something drip onto my head and arm. i thought it was rain but then i looked in my arm and i had like five drops of blood on it.

 

the fuck.

 

what the actual fuck?! =/

 

Please get to the bottom of this ASAP.

uhh no thanks, i don't want to get more mystery blood on me.

edit: my mom thinks it's squirrel period blood.

LOL!

Squirrel menstruation... nice

Edit: must be a heavy flow day

aunt flol

too good

my fwp involves slicing jalapenos

my bloody vagentine?

(oops, sorry i didn't notice we moved on)

How can you move on from squirrel menstruation?

  On 2/23/2013 at 4:30 AM, chenGOD said:

How can you move on from squirrel menstruation?

I know, that would be bloody nuts!

Do squirrels use tampon - like devices? Or should that go in the question thread? But I haven't always wanted to ask it, I just thought of it now.

^^ now that question really is a fwp

  On 2/23/2013 at 4:37 AM, chenGOD said:

Do squirrels use tampon - like devices? Or should that go in the question thread? But I haven't always wanted to ask it, I just thought of it now.

I think they use fur (dont bears use fur to make butt plug so they dont shit during hibernation? thats what a trencher told me once)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_squirrels_have_periods

  On 2/23/2013 at 6:15 AM, disparaissant said:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_squirrels_have_periods

how is babby formed

how squirrel get pragnent

I just got Crysis 3 on my PC and it runs on the highest resolution etc, but it makes my video cards run loud. Fans running at 83% rpm lol. =(

  On 2/23/2013 at 6:15 AM, disparaissant said:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Do_squirrels_have_periods

hahah woahh

power hungry forum moderators throwing a hissy fit because you made a different name on their forum because there's info on how to get rid of the one you have. repent, worthless poster who's been here for almost a decade. repent or die

  On 2/24/2013 at 1:34 AM, mafted said:

power hungry forum moderators throwing a hissy fit because you made a different name on their forum because there's info on how to get rid of the one you have. repent, worthless poster who's been here for almost a decade. repent or die

What does that mean?

BBOOOOFAAAAAAAHHH

moofted I do agree with you.

Some fat lady with a shopping cart stopped in line at the checkout lane but didn't bother leaving any room for anyone else to get past her, just as I was approaching from the left. Dumb cow.

some haughty young professional and his cunt girlfriend were at a packed bar that my friends and i arrived at. the bar contains many joined tables and chairs, so parties end up sharing space. we had a decent sized party of people and wanted to sit, they were using perfectly good chairs for their jackets and her purse. when we asked if we could use the chairs, they said no. he then informed me that we should try arriving earlier. his girlfriend let out a high pitched whine which signified agreement. i ended up standing, crotch level with his girlfriend's face. i hadn't showered. hopefully her years of probable cocaine use hadn't dulled her sense of smell.

there idba guubojbkycouch and I Sony know whohe isb

I just saw that the band !!! is on Warp records

  On 2/24/2013 at 9:15 AM, LimpyLoo said:

I just saw that the band !!! is on Warp records

Yeah, for like the last 10 years or so. Your point being?

I have just manged to kill my fridge by piercing the side while defrosting it. I'm not feeling too proud of myself.

Now in a dilemma, should I inform the landlord in the hopes that he will replace it? Or should I just replace it myself so as not to affect getting down payment back when moving out?

Or perhaps I could stick something over the hole........

.....like.........some blu-tack?

repair the hole.

Duct tape!