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  On 3/30/2013 at 4:48 AM, LimpyLoo said:

posted Polvo's "Fast Canoe" in rate the music above you thread and some yolo gave it a 1/10

 

 

some idiotic shit

i was actually curious why was it given 1/10 as i liked the beginning and the guitar sounds. but when the dude started singing, i understood.

  On 3/30/2013 at 11:57 AM, eugene said:

 

  On 3/30/2013 at 4:48 AM, LimpyLoo said:

posted Polvo's "Fast Canoe" in rate the music above you thread and some yolo gave it a 1/10

 

 

some idiotic shit

i was actually curious why was it given 1/10 as i liked the beginning and the guitar sounds. but when the dude started singing, i understood.

 

if you say so

lol. That's like every time I buy coke.

 

FWP: there's a mysterious disgusting smell that appears and disappears at random in my kitchen. It's like my sink gets gas or something. I'm going to pour draino down its filthy hole and see if that helps any.

Edited by Zephyr_Nova
  On 3/30/2013 at 10:57 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

lol. That's like every time I buy coke.

 

FWP: there's a mysterious disgusting smell that appears and disappears at random in my kitchen. It's like my sink gets gas or something. I'm going to pour draino down its filthy hole and see if that helps any.

 

Draino is not good for your pipes. May I suggest a natural solution?

There will be new love from the ashes of us.

  On 3/30/2013 at 11:02 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 3/30/2013 at 10:57 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

lol. That's like every time I buy coke.

 

FWP: there's a mysterious disgusting smell that appears and disappears at random in my kitchen. It's like my sink gets gas or something. I'm going to pour draino down its filthy hole and see if that helps any.

 

Draino is not good for your pipes. May I suggest a natural solution?

Is it yogurt?

  On 3/30/2013 at 11:58 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

 

  On 3/30/2013 at 11:02 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

 

  On 3/30/2013 at 10:57 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

lol. That's like every time I buy coke.

 

FWP: there's a mysterious disgusting smell that appears and disappears at random in my kitchen. It's like my sink gets gas or something. I'm going to pour draino down its filthy hole and see if that helps any.

 

Draino is not good for your pipes. May I suggest a natural solution?

Is it yogurt?

 

Maybe try like an organic cleaning agent or just dump a bunch of lemons down there and run the disposal.

There will be new love from the ashes of us.

Disposal? More like disposlol --my sinks will never be that technologically advanced. But it's okay because I discovered the source of stench was actually a hidden can of rotting tuna in my fridge... and some other horrible unmentionables growing in there. Whoops.

i used to be quite lactose intolerant and i think it might be coming back. i tried eating kraft dinner, which i eat on a regular basis, and i was only able to eat a third of it. i didn't puke though!

My boss flipped out at work because a piece of equipment was returned with a broken part, demanding the ID of the employee who rented it out to that customer. Then he ended up arguing with the customer for the next ten minutes. I've had enough of working in the rental business.

For almost seven years I've worked here, and have talked about moving on before. But I think that was the tipping point for me. This job got me through college, but I don't need to stick around anymore. I'm going to expedite my hunt for a new job.

Edited by ambermonk

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 7:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 6:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

For the life of me I can never remember how to view the stats on how many posts per user there are within a thread. It's something really obvious too.

New FWP: I have that awful "for the life of me" song in my head now.

  On 3/31/2013 at 7:13 PM, Aserinsky said:

I was just about to write a rant about the new "Here's The Drop™" feature on SoundCloud, but then I remembered what day it is tomorrow. :facepalm:

 

lol

 

DropometerThisAmericanLifeCrop.png

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

people who dont like polvo should be shot in the face with a shotgun.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 4/1/2013 at 12:42 AM, chenGOD said:

people who dont like polvo should be shot in the face with a shotgun.

lol yeah agreed

fwp: lack of shotgun with which i can shoot people who dont like polvo in the face.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

I sometimes wish we could all live as energy, like, without emotions and shit, floating freely in space. Or, maybe, we all should be stars, just shining there, with no worries at all...

 

FWP: I'm not a star.

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  On 4/1/2013 at 1:37 AM, logakght said:

I sometimes wish we could all live as energy, like, without emotions and shit, floating freely in space. Or, maybe, we all should be stars, just shining there, with no worries at all...

 

FWP: I'm not a star.

 

Dude we should totally try to get stuck in the Nexus from Star Trek: Generations.

don't know how to nicely add "your wife doesn't need to come along" to messages to friends when I ask them to come over and jam.

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 4/1/2013 at 2:24 AM, luke viia said:

don't know how to nicely add "your wife doesn't need to come along" to messages to friends when I ask them to come over and jam.

 

oh god especially if the wife is a "square" then that's the biggest turn-off ever. Can't let your junk dangle.

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