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I've got an interview in a couple of hours and my stomach feels like it's eating itself. It's making me jittery and nervous. I just went to the toilet but feel the need want to go again.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

Having to close the kitchen windows so that i don't disturb the old people neighbours, whilst i listen to a track on the TV. Yeah, it's night, but it's not late, their bedroom just sits across from my living room/kitchen.

 

So i guess my problem is that i'm too polite.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

  On 3/25/2013 at 8:44 PM, kakapo said:

Nobody has a fucking clue about my area of professional expertise and it is consistently misreported in the press.

 

Nobody has a fucking clue about postrock and it is consistently misrepresented on internet message boards by 12 year olds who seem to think gybe! invented the genre.

 

Between these two facts I can conclude that nobody has a fucking clue about anything and everything is shit.

 

It's gy!be, man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:emotawesomepm9:

  On 3/26/2013 at 11:50 AM, usagi said:

 

  On 3/26/2013 at 9:39 AM, spratters said:

I've got an interview in a couple of hours and my stomach feels like it's eating itself. It's making me jittery and nervous. I just went to the toilet but feel the need want to go again.

 

dude, I've had the worst stomach infection of my life these last few days and I can honestly say, fuck that shit, I would rather be shot. I hope yours settles and you ace the interview regardless.

 

Cheers dude. Hope yours sorts itself the fuck out. Interview went well from what I could tell, got back to work and fucking destroyed the toilet. Really surprised myself.

:doge: Jet fuel can't melt dank memes :doge:

  On 3/25/2013 at 7:59 PM, RichieBees said:

one of the 2 lightbubs in my room died so i replaced it with a red bulb but the only thing is now everything looks pink (i was eating chicken and couldnt tell if it was cooked or not via visualising the white chicken but tbh i stir fried that shit for ages so im p sure it was ok)

http://youtu.be/3T1c7GkzRQQ

 

  On 3/25/2013 at 7:01 AM, modey said:

I seem to have lost the courage to just fucking say to a girl "hey you're kinda cool, want to have a drink sometime?". It's highly annoying.

on okcupid or face to face?

i got this song stuck in my head for 3 days

pliss help!

 

  On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said:

This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song!

  On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said:

I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns.

this should get it out of your head:

 

 

 

 

you're welcome in advance

Edited by LimpyLoo
  On 3/26/2013 at 7:07 PM, tauboo said:

 

 

 

  On 3/25/2013 at 7:01 AM, modey said:

 

I seem to have lost the courage to just fucking say to a girl "hey you're kinda cool, want to have a drink sometime?". It's highly annoying.

on okcupid or face to face?
Face to face. I thought about asking her if she wanted to join me at some random gig that I was 'already going to' next week.. but it might backfire if she already has plans, ie. causing me to take that as rejection. Guess I gotta just harden the fuck up and ask her if she's interested in catching up one on one at some point.
  On 3/26/2013 at 9:27 PM, LimpyLoo said:

The keys of my sh101 are covered in some sort of oil.

 

That's disgusting. Please give me your vile SH101.

  On 3/26/2013 at 9:51 PM, baph said:

 

That's disgusting. Please give me your vile SH101.

 

 

  On 3/26/2013 at 10:06 PM, disparaissant said:

no, me. i'll clean it and mail it back i promise.

 

 

I would but you guys would be so disappointed 'cause it's broken and only plays one note at a time.

Yeah, but think about all that keyboard oil! Oily keyboards are hard to come by these days. Also, that last sentence is my current FWP. But my real FWP is that I only just started my Squarepusher remix and the deadline's fast approaching.

  On 3/27/2013 at 4:11 PM, keltoi said:

my solicitor fucked up our move-in date and i have to live with my outlaws for a week and a half.

fucking lol i love calling the in laws the out laws ahhahaha seriously amazing [not sarcastic]

My cat has just done a shit that appears to be half the length of her body that has stank/stunk out the whole living room.

 

The end of the turd was lightly (lovingly?) resting on the handle of the poo scoop, which had been left in the litter tray.

 

She's now hiding under the armchair, and rightly so. She also seems to be quite pleased with herself, and rightly so.

The back of my $8 desk chair finally broke off from all the pressure of my back on it. It lasted a good eight months though.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

More like a problem solved, but just reinstalling my DAW after a reformat and so fucking excited to be able to listen to my tracks and also create new stuff. I felt so shitty when I wanted to create something and didn't have the facilities necessary to do so.

There will be new love from the ashes of us.

posted Polvo's "Fast Canoe" in rate the music above you thread and some yolo gave it a 1/10

 

 

some idiotic shit

I like Polvo, but sometimes I want them to JUST PLAY A FUCKING MELODY AAARGH

 

 

 

 

My first world problem is that I want to wear a hat out tonight but fucking nice guy fedora douchebags have ruined wearing hats for me. Seriously considering just doing it anyway.

  On 3/30/2013 at 5:48 AM, LimpyLoo said:

posted Polvo's "Fast Canoe" in rate the music above you thread and some yolo gave it a 1/10

 

 

some idiotic shit

 

Heh, yeah I got similar scores for posting Harvey Milk and The Red Krayola.

 

It seems a lot of people in that thread don't like anything that isn't synthy-ambient-timhecker-mom-music.

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