stupid first world problems you're dealing with

I would point out that the Chinese are not cannibals, but then I would get shunned for being a politically correct crybaby. Carry on.

Now now, don't be a debbie downer. Here, have a pepperoni stick!

new floss snapped and i can't access the floss. so, i left the receipt and packaging with it beside the bathroom sink (left the floss pod open, so clear that it was broken) with the intention of returning it. some fucker binned the receipt and packaging... add to that that they probably guessed it was mine and thought something like "oh, he's so absent minded!", makes me even more pissed off about it. i could have put it my room but why should i? interfering ninnies everywhere is why i should have. also, i know someone was using the previous floss because i found it empty one morning. it's probably the same person and they've fucked us both over, because i'm not buying floss. i'll just steal toothpicks from work and forget about floss for a few months

...or just buy some more floss.

fuck that

floss is an asshole

The grinds of this flavoured coffee I bought half an hour ago smell so delicious that I want to eat them by the handful. But I won't, because I thought the same thing about brightly coloured play dough when I was four and the reality was no where near as delightful as the fantasy. Tasted like rancid salt.

  On 3/16/2013 at 10:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The grinds of this flavoured coffee I bought half an hour ago smell so delicious that I want to eat them by the handful. But I won't, because I thought the same thing about brightly coloured play dough when I was four and the reality was no where near as delightful as the fantasy. Tasted like rancid salt.

  On 3/16/2013 at 6:59 PM, StephenG said:

Now now, don't be a debbie downer. Here, have a pepperoni stick!

 

i ate a pepperoni stick with rootbeer once, it was disgusting (no don't)

ugh.... that sounds disgusting lol.

I have a new FWP... I'm going on vacation to Thailand for 20 days starting Wednesday.... and I'm going to miss WATMM the whole time.

Have fun, SG!

I'm going to India next month but I'm not sure if the process of obtaining an Indian visa qualifies as a FWP. It is, however, a fucking drag.

  On 3/16/2013 at 11:34 PM, StephenG said:

I have a new FWP... I'm going on vacation to Thailand for 20 days starting Wednesday.... and I'm going to miss WATMM the whole time.

Maybe you could share your travel stories with WATMM after you return home ;)

My latest FWP: Hitting the big K on my post count with this post. Actually I'm not sure whether it's a FW problem or success. Just worried sometimes that I spend too much time here.

My cat's got piss chrystals, and I owe $150 for my share of the vet bill. He seems content as usual though, no obvious distress. The gf not so much.

  On 3/16/2013 at 6:56 PM, zaphod said:

apparently i rented red dawn (2012) from verizon last night at around three in the morning. must have been quite drunk. i feel like verizon has a responsibility to prevent me from doing things like this. i will now have to spend valuable time on the phone explaining that i don't want to watch red dawn (2012) and would like my 5.99 back.

for 5.99 you could probably buy the bluray in a couple of months in some bargain bin.

  On 3/17/2013 at 1:09 AM, baph said:

Have fun, SG!

 

I'm going to India next month but I'm not sure if the process of obtaining an Indian visa qualifies as a FWP. It is, however, a fucking drag.

Thanks boss! Is the trip to India for business or pleasure? India is on my list of places to visit before I die!

  On 3/17/2013 at 3:55 AM, ambermonk said:

 

  On 3/16/2013 at 11:34 PM, StephenG said:

I have a new FWP... I'm going on vacation to Thailand for 20 days starting Wednesday.... and I'm going to miss WATMM the whole time.

 

Maybe you could share your travel stories with WATMM after you return home ;)

 

My latest FWP: Hitting the big K on my post count with this post. Actually I'm not sure whether it's a FW problem or success. Just worried sometimes that I spend too much time here.

I think that's actually a good idea! lol.

  On 3/16/2013 at 10:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The grinds of this flavoured coffee I bought half an hour ago smell so delicious that I want to eat them by the handful. But I won't, because I thought the same thing about brightly coloured play dough when I was four and the reality was no where near as delightful as the fantasy. Tasted like rancid salt.

You could dip the coffee beans in chocolate and put them in the fridge for an hour or so.

Also, you definitely CAN eat coffee beans. I've done that before.

  On 3/17/2013 at 1:47 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 3/16/2013 at 10:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The grinds of this flavoured coffee I bought half an hour ago smell so delicious that I want to eat them by the handful. But I won't, because I thought the same thing about brightly coloured play dough when I was four and the reality was no where near as delightful as the fantasy. Tasted like rancid salt.

 

You could dip the coffee beans in chocolate and put them in the fridge for an hour or so.

Also, you definitely CAN eat coffee beans. I've done that before.

Chocolate covered coffee beans are AWESOME!

  On 3/17/2013 at 1:50 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/17/2013 at 1:47 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 3/16/2013 at 10:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The grinds of this flavoured coffee I bought half an hour ago smell so delicious that I want to eat them by the handful. But I won't, because I thought the same thing about brightly coloured play dough when I was four and the reality was no where near as delightful as the fantasy. Tasted like rancid salt.

 

You could dip the coffee beans in chocolate and put them in the fridge for an hour or so.

Also, you definitely CAN eat coffee beans. I've done that before.

Chocolate covered coffee beans are AWESOME!

agreed. super delicious.

Who thinks hammering nails into a wall is a good idea at 7am on a Monday morning?

Oh, that's right. My neighbour does. And still is.

  On 3/17/2013 at 3:39 PM, Frankie5fingers said:

 

  On 3/17/2013 at 1:50 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 3/17/2013 at 1:47 PM, Squee said:

 

  On 3/16/2013 at 10:52 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

The grinds of this flavoured coffee I bought half an hour ago smell so delicious that I want to eat them by the handful. But I won't, because I thought the same thing about brightly coloured play dough when I was four and the reality was no where near as delightful as the fantasy. Tasted like rancid salt.

 

You could dip the coffee beans in chocolate and put them in the fridge for an hour or so.

Also, you definitely CAN eat coffee beans. I've done that before.

Chocolate covered coffee beans are AWESOME!

agreed. super delicious.

Coffee beans, yes. But just crunching up coffee grinds probably isn't going to be a pleasant experience regardless of how good they smell. This is mostly intuition on my part though, maybe it would be totally awesome. I imagine it being somewhat like chewing sawdust.

FWP #1: I ate a big mac.

FWP #2: I'm posting here because I'm drunk and alone and it's 4:44AM. I feel like my avatar looks.

I want to draw another Kristen Stewart MSpaint portrait but I've gone to Devon to visit my me mum and only have my Mac with me and have left my lady's Toshiba at home.

Also there's nothing to do here as my mum lives in a tiny village with only a pub and a butcher for entertainment.

My lady and I turned up at the pub for it's 12:00 opening, played 6-ish games of pool with many pints and then a bottle of wine and now we're back at my mums and expected to be sociable but I just want to lay down roll around to my freshly downloaded Tortoise and Orb albums.

My showerhead is fucked due to limestone and what not. Showering now feels like standing outside in the rain. Cold and unpleasent.

I wonder if can just buy a new showerhead?

Just get a sandwich bag, fill it with white vinegar and lemon juice and wrap it over the shower head with an elastic band overnight. Does wonders for mine at least.

I accidentally deleted my whole music collection (aprox. 60GB) from my HD trying to install the fucking piece of shit of Sony Vegas... So, I'll spend all of this day downloading everything again.

Sorry but I need to say this: Holy fucking shit.