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The Indian food I had tonight wasn't that good but very expensive. And the goddamn milkshake was warm. Maybe that's just how it's done in India, but it still came as an unpleasant surprise.

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  On 3/24/2013 at 2:48 PM, tauboo said:

hadnt slept, friends tried to get me to hold their baby and i said nah, 'i'm too stiff, it won't feel nice.. for him'...

 

jesus christ I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

 

Fucking lol.

 

It snowed just enough that I can't get out of my neighborhood to get to a good friend's concert tonight this afternoon barring a snowplow miracle.

Kitchen sink is busted. Apartment management/maintenance are closed on Sundays (wtf maintenance). Don't have a wrench big enough to unscrew the overtightened metal-to-PVC connections, which are stripping every time I try to use the wrong tool on them. I need that fucking sink and it stinks with backed up muckwater. :dry:

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

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  On 3/24/2013 at 6:08 PM, Aserinsky said:

A load of people just gave me weird looks and deliberately avoided me while walking out of ASDA, all because a husky puppy came running up to me and I instinctively gave out an unusually loud "aww" :(

I don't think it's possible for a human to avoid saying aww when husky puppies are involved. You must have been surrounded by shape-shifting Nibiru lizardmen.

  On 3/23/2013 at 10:24 PM, uptown devil said:

 

  On 3/23/2013 at 4:45 PM, chenGOD said:

the scotch i was drinking last night was too good and now i dont want to drink anything else.

balvenie?

No, it was a Laphroaig quarter-cask. It was fucking beautiful. We had a warm-up glass of Bowmore 15 year old which was quite good.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 3/24/2013 at 7:38 PM, luke viia said:

Kitchen sink is busted. Apartment management/maintenance are closed on Sundays (wtf maintenance). Don't have a wrench big enough to unscrew the overtightened metal-to-PVC connections, which are stripping every time I try to use the wrong tool on them. I need that fucking sink and it stinks with backed up muckwater. :dry:

 

Is it clogged?

I seem to have lost the courage to just fucking say to a girl "hey you're kinda cool, want to have a drink sometime?". It's highly annoying.

  On 3/25/2013 at 7:01 AM, modey said:

I seem to have lost the courage to just fucking say to a girl "hey you're kinda cool, want to have a drink sometime?". It's highly annoying.

 

Just run through your head what the scenario will go like if you fail miserably. Once you imagine it you'll likely find it's not that bad and if you can live with it then you're golden.

  On 3/25/2013 at 7:16 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 3/25/2013 at 7:01 AM, modey said:

 

I seem to have lost the courage to just fucking say to a girl "hey you're kinda cool, want to have a drink sometime?". It's highly annoying.

Just run through your head what the scenario will go like if you fail miserably. Once you imagine it you'll likely find it's not that bad and if you can live with it then you're golden.

Yeah, good point. I guess I'll just see if she wants to have a friendly drink sometime and see if anything comes from that.
  On 3/25/2013 at 2:34 PM, Glunk said:

my backspace key has been broken for nearly a year now. yup.

think of it as playing hard mode.

one of the 2 lightbubs in my room died so i replaced it with a red bulb but the only thing is now everything looks pink (i was eating chicken and couldnt tell if it was cooked or not via visualising the white chicken but tbh i stir fried that shit for ages so im p sure it was ok)

Nobody has a fucking clue about my area of professional expertise and it is consistently misreported in the press.

 

Nobody has a fucking clue about postrock and it is consistently misrepresented on internet message boards by 12 year olds who seem to think gybe! invented the genre.

 

Between these two facts I can conclude that nobody has a fucking clue about anything and everything is shit.

  On 3/25/2013 at 2:34 PM, Glunk said:

my backspace key has been broken for nearly a year now. yup.

Has your typing accuracy improved accordingly?

 

I was carrying my cat around on my shoulders yesterday, as i do, and he stuck a claw into a spot just above the right side of my lip, as he does. Later on yesterday a weird blister appeared on the lip itself, a little bit below the claw mark. I feel like he's responsible. Either that or it's a shitty coincidence. Luckily I have a good deal of mustache that's covering up my recent disfigurements, sort of. Actually i don't care about that aspect of it, but the sensation of pressure on my lip from the blister is annoying.

  On 3/25/2013 at 7:59 PM, RichieBees said:

one of the 2 lightbubs in my room died so i replaced it with a red bulb but the only thing is now everything looks pink (i was eating chicken and couldnt tell if it was cooked or not via visualising the white chicken but tbh i stir fried that shit for ages so im p sure it was ok)

i think the idea of colored (red) lightbulbs is cool

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