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Guest Aserinsky

Boomkat newsletters are becoming unbearable lately. There's so much pretentious shit they send I seriously can't imagine anybody wanting.

 

"EXTRA SPECIAL PRESSING LIMITED TO 300 COPIES: 8 hour spectacular ultra-audiophile pressing of newly uncovered archive recordings of my grandmother hopelessly trying to use a ZX Spectrum"

 

"ESSENTIAL: Bio-degradable cassettes of mediocre drone records, manufactured using the pubic hair of extinct species because it conveys some deep meaning about nature you'll obviously never be able to understand. Hand numbered run limited to 30 copies"

 

"ULTRA-SUPER RARE, NEVER TO BE RELEASED AGAIN BOX SET COSTING OVER £200: Trust fund socialites from Shoreditch collaborate with egotistical Turner Prize winner to release a hand crafted box set documenting the heartbreaking conflicts of the modern day, by recording loops randomly bashing vintage synths whilst occasionally screaming "WAR IS BAD" over the top, layered with tons of echo and ironically placed auto-tune to make it sound trendy. Unmissable"

 

Fuck off Boomkat.

Edited by Aserinsky
Guest isaki

the youtube player is really fucking terrible -- bug ridden piece of shit. either that or youtube's servers are made out of cheese. youtube videos take years to load meanwhile any other site runs fine. like Vimeo. google is really getting on my nerves lately

I hoofed it something like 1.5 miles in work boots over to a bus stop so I could make it to my lab on time this afternoon. The bus schedule has mysteriously changed and the bus now leaves 3 minutes earlier than it did two weeks ago. I missed the bus, sweaty and irritated by the wind, and now will get a zero on my lab for the day (if people don't get to lab on time, they're locked out -- it's in a fabrication clean room). :dry:

 

At least there's beer back here at home.

 

 

GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

[planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]]

  On 3/15/2013 at 5:27 PM, Aserinsky said:

Boomkat newsletters are becoming unbearable lately. There's so much pretentious shit they send I seriously can't imagine anybody wanting.

 

"EXTRA SPECIAL PRESSING LIMITED TO 300 COPIES: 8 hour spectacular ultra-audiophile pressing of newly uncovered archive recordings of my grandmother hopelessly trying to use a ZX Spectrum"

 

"ESSENTIAL: Bio-degradable cassettes of mediocre drone records, manufactured using the pubic hair of extinct species because it conveys some deep meaning about nature you'll obviously never be able to understand. Hand numbered run limited to 30 copies"

 

"ULTRA-SUPER RARE, NEVER TO BE RELEASED AGAIN BOX SET COSTING OVER £200: Trust fund socialites from Shoreditch collaborate with egotistical Turner Prize winner to release a hand crafted box set documenting the heartbreaking conflicts of the modern day, by recording loops randomly bashing vintage synths whilst occasionally screaming "WAR IS BAD" over the top, layered with tons of echo and ironically placed auto-tune to make it sound trendy. Unmissable"

 

Fuck off Boomkat.

 

Their love for drone and noise has gotten ridiculous over the last couple of years.

  On 3/16/2013 at 3:37 AM, isaki said:

I am wide awake and in the mood to socialize but it's 2:30am :(

it's 3:38am fool

  On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said:

This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song!

  On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said:

I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns.

feeling anxiety lately. my mom thinks i need a med change, i say it will pass. feeling good at the moment, bought some easter chocolate and about to watch spirited away.

  On 3/16/2013 at 4:00 AM, logakght said:

I'm still not rich.

 

Neither am I, and don't really have a desire to be. I'd rather not be broke than be rich.

 

But I admire rich folks who donate to charity, rather than buy themselves mansions, sports cars, and credenzas.

 

  On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said:

To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean.

 

  On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said:

you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence

 

fuck that i want some mansions and shit.

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

  On 3/15/2013 at 5:27 PM, Aserinsky said:

"EXTRA SPECIAL PRESSING LIMITED TO 300 COPIES: 8 hour spectacular ultra-audiophile pressing of newly uncovered archive recordings of my grandmother hopelessly trying to use a ZX Spectrum"

 

"ESSENTIAL: Bio-degradable cassettes of mediocre drone records, manufactured using the pubic hair of extinct species because it conveys some deep meaning about nature you'll obviously never be able to understand. Hand numbered run limited to 30 copies"

 

"ULTRA-SUPER RARE, NEVER TO BE RELEASED AGAIN BOX SET COSTING OVER £200: Trust fund socialites from Shoreditch collaborate with egotistical Turner Prize winner to release a hand crafted box set documenting the heartbreaking conflicts of the modern day, by recording loops randomly bashing vintage synths whilst occasionally screaming "WAR IS BAD" over the top, layered with tons of echo and ironically placed auto-tune to make it sound trendy. Unmissable"

 

I would totally buy think about buying and then illegally download all of those.

There was leftover chinese food from last night and my girlfriend and brother just ate it all and now I have nothing to eat but a pepperoni stick :sad:

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

lol

if not eaten, at least made into a low grade meat product like pepperoni sticks and sold to the western world

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

Guest zaphod

apparently i rented red dawn (2012) from verizon last night at around three in the morning. must have been quite drunk. i feel like verizon has a responsibility to prevent me from doing things like this. i will now have to spend valuable time on the phone explaining that i don't want to watch red dawn (2012) and would like my 5.99 back.

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